To be fair, for a lot of clubs outside the top flight, transfer window is a scrabble, and a lot of managers work round the clock to try and get players in. And as Derby are in the dirt, it will definitely apply to Rooney. And maybe it will make Coleen feel better if he's away from strangers. Not like he can find random girls round the office. Unless he takes a liking to one of the cleaners.
Let's be honest, Foden is probably useless at doing anything with his son that isn't kicking a ball around. He might as well go fishing because he'll be no use to Rebecca around the house. She doesn't need to be looking after him in addition to a toddler and a newborn.
