Footballers and Wags #21

[wordzalad]

I’d rather chelsea won it too. City and Liverpool are very good but it makes things a bit more interesting. I think Celtic won 9 in a row once and it’s been celtic or rangers since the 80s. It would be dull if the PL went like that.

Of course I personally hope all the teams above us lose every game… we go on a mad run and win it…. It won’t happen but I can dream .

Did anyone see that post about what team would have won it without the big six. We would have won immediately after being promoted

 

[misscl4]

We've not long got back from the Villa game. I didn't boo or cheer him, but we absolutely joined in with the Villa till I die chants. I've never heard it sang so loud, so much passion!! Definitely a message to the snake. Such a great atmosphere this evening, I've never come away from a defeat feeling so positive.

Seen on twitter he was laughing when they scored first then shuffled back in his chair when the camera caught him. And the lap of the pitch at the end looking all emotional, naaahh I don't but it. All for the media and PR. Don't put out an interview a few days before you return, saying you basically would have signed for any club who paid enough the year before you left. Snakey little prick. He's put a message on his insta that the reception at VP was welcoming!

Still think he's fit as though

Morgan Samson is far more attractive, Gerrard seems to want to give him sometime

 

[GoldenBoots]

Hi everyone I'm new here!

Has anyone ever lusted after a player then saw them person and realised they're not that nice after all?
I used to like Chilwell then saw him in person and was like naaah mate
Conversely I saw Cesar Azpilicueta and he's so much cuter in person. And I love how he pronounces it Shelsea

Kind of. Maddison looked even worse in person I thought. Someone should introduce him to exfoliator. Or a paper bag.

Eric Dier is much better looking in person and much taller than I expected.

 

[Princess of Scots]

I’d rather chelsea won it too. City and Liverpool are very good but it makes things a bit more interesting. I think Celtic won 9 in a row once and it’s been celtic or rangers since the 80s. It would be dull if the PL went like that.

Of course I personally hope all the teams above us lose every game… we go on a mad run and win it…. It won’t happen but I can dream .

Did anyone see that post about what team would have won it without the big six. We would have won immediately after being promoted

Celtic did a 9 in a row twice. Once in the late 90s and the second time 2 years ago.

 

[Benjico]

Kind of. Maddison looked even worse in person I thought. Someone should introduce him to exfoliator. Or a paper bag.

Eric Dier is much better looking in person and much taller than I expected.

JM is not popular in these parts is he?

I know what you mean about Eric Dier, I was at an event in London with my best friend who is 6'1" and he stood next to Dier and he towered over him, he must be 6'4" or 6'5". Seemed super shy too which surprised me, was so nice to everyone who spoke to him too.

 

[CeCesworld]

Hi everyone I'm new here!

Has anyone ever lusted after a player then saw them person and realised they're not that nice after all?
I used to like Chilwell then saw him in person and was like naaah mate
Conversely I saw Cesar Azpilicueta and he's so much cuter in person. And I love how he pronounces it Shelsea

Love a bit of Azpi!
He is sexy as hell and has a megawatt smile!

JM is not popular in these parts is he?

I know what you mean about Eric Dier, I was at an event in London with my best friend who is 6'1" and he stood next to Dier and he towered over him, he must be 6'4" or 6'5". Seemed super shy too which surprised me, was so nice to everyone who spoke to him too.

Nope Maddison is a budget Noel Edmunds with worse fashion than Edmunds had in the 80s and 90s.

 

[cherryshade123]

JM is not popular in these parts is he?

I know what you mean about Eric Dier, I was at an event in London with my best friend who is 6'1" and he stood next to Dier and he towered over him, he must be 6'4" or 6'5". Seemed super shy too which surprised me, was so nice to everyone who spoke to him too.

JM is a king and must be treated as one
If he is craving steak, I will cover my pussy with mustard and herbs as I drag it across hot concrete- will serve it to him medium rare

 

[Benjico]

Love a bit of Azpi!
He is sexy as hell and has a megawatt smile!

When Shelsea fans called him Dave he was so into it he's a superstar. So typical of the Spanish players they're so nice.

 

[pixxyy]

cmon cherryshade its christmas can we stick to the goss & not you making us feel ill. theres rave section for that

 

[YorkshirePirlo23]

JM is a king and must be treated as one
If he is craving steak, I will cover my pussy with mustard and herbs as I drag it across hot concrete- will serve it to him medium rare

Oh you make me laugh Cherry

 

[cherryshade123]

cmon cherryshade its christmas can we stick to the goss & not you making us feel ill. theres rave section for that

When i see my mans being slaughtered like a defensive little lamb, imma have to intervene

 

[lurkingaround123]

As an Everton fan I am really curious to know who this is

FJ, also DA from Ev but on a more casual basis

My fave conquest ever was a proper international celeb, played for Liverpool. He's the one it lasted longest with. Wish I could say but I'm not baiting myself cos he'd know it was me and that's so embarrassing. Proper Lauryn Goodman vibes and I am not about that

 

[cherryshade123]

cmon cherryshade its christmas can we stick to the goss & not you making us feel ill. theres rave section for that

Also I provided gossip yesterday but @TruffleShuffles shot me down for a lack of verification

 

[sephylily]

FJ, also DA from Ev but on a more casual basis

My fave conquest ever was a proper international celeb, played for Liverpool. He's the one it lasted longest with. Wish I could say but I'm not baiting myself cos he'd know it was me and that's so embarrassing. Proper Lauryn Goodman vibes and I am not about that

Nobody’s vibes are as bad as LG’s

 

[TruffleShuffles]

Also I provided gossip yesterday but @TruffleShuffles shot me down for a lack of verification

Haha, it’s the Maddison love! I find it hard to trust someone with those thoughts joking, honest.

 

[cherryshade123]

Haha, it’s the Maddison love! I find it hard to trust someone with those thoughts joking, honest.

Tbf I never used to have a crush on him, but then I saw him in person and it COMPLETELY changed everything!!!!

 

[GoldenBoots]

When Shelsea fans called him Dave he was so into it he's a superstar. So typical of the Spanish players they're so nice.

That's certainly my experience. Juan Mata was lovely, I had a bit of a thing for him but when I met him that disappeared!
He was just so sweet, I wanted to pat him on the head and make sure he had a decent packed lunch for training
That was when he played for Shelsea

 

[noseybirdxo]

FJ, also DA from Ev but on a more casual basis

My fave conquest ever was a proper international celeb, played for Liverpool. He's the one it lasted longest with. Wish I could say but I'm not baiting myself cos he'd know it was me and that's so embarrassing. Proper Lauryn Goodman vibes and I am not about that

Are we talking Nigerian and an Ipswich assistant manager here if so then thats hilarious and random

 

[lurkingaround123]

Are we talking Nigerian and an Ipswich assistant manager here if so then thats hilarious and random

HAHAHAHA I just googled Ipswich assistant manager then but no not him DA of Nigerian descent yes and FJ also of African descent but not Nigerian

 

[misscl4]

JM is a king and must be treated as one
If he is craving steak, I will cover my pussy with mustard and herbs as I drag it across hot concrete- will serve it to him medium rare

Wouldn’t bother it’ll hurt and he’s bound to be a disappoint… small man syndrome []