Fathering Autism #83 A tiki bar and “all the things” A maassive hammock held up by string

[SpiritofSalty]

Just out of curiosity, why do you think what happened last time with Abbie and that horrid toilet video won’t happen again? Didn’t Asshole show Abbie naked on the toilet in a vlog to stir up comments and people here said that as he walked past (in the vlog) that he knew what he was doing and called him “a sly little fuck”?? He’s creepy with how he displays Abbie..

I don't remember him showing Abbie naked. There was a less than two second scene where she was sitting on the toilet while Ass walked past. I don't even know it was deliberate. And in the other video from years ago she was wearing pants and he still got a ton of backlash for it. I doubt he is going to repeat that.

Hello, I’m going through these threads as an autistic girl and I just want to let you know that we don’t use functioning labels as they are harmful to our community. For example high and low functioning, please don’t use them If you have any questions I’m willing to answer, thank youu

I also have autism and I am literally an "autism expert" (as in I wrote my thesis about it and am working in the field). I wanted to write about the functioning thing anyway, and being addressed is the best starting point.
I will continue to use functioning, because this is more intuitive to understand. This is a gossip forum and a lot of people don't know a lot about autism. I even use it after the initial diagnosis with parents who are still confused about what that means (even though I go more in depth of course. Something that isn't possible here).
Abbie is pretty much the epitome of what we used to call low functioning. I am the first to say that she is smarter than we give her credit for, but as of now she needs a ton of support across the board.
This word policing and this ever moving goal post of using the "correct" term (as @paolo has already said) is actually detrimental in the long run, because it alienates people and doesn't leave any room to fight against the discrimination that is still very real and has a more direct impact on our lives.

Generally speaking, we all (autistic or not) have thinks we don't like to read. Stuff that bothers me for example is the "we" used by people on the spectrum. "We don't like", "We prefer". My diagnosis doesn't make me a part of some ominous hive mind and I don't have to agree with things other people with autism are saying. Of course you can say whatever you want, I can't stop you and I don't want to but please extend that right to everyone else as well.

 

[Kermy]

Hi everyone
I had a shit day so decided what could make it worse, I know finally watching a shitshow vlog.
Bets on if I fast forward or not

1. That bacon looks as flaccid as...use your imagination people
2. Such bullshit 64s in and I wanna fast forward
3. And now for the vomit inducing part of the vlog...get a freaking steadycam or if you have one use it Asswipe
4. Abbie will never be on a big or little fork level. And yea right she asked her cousin something on the IPAD . PULL THE OTHER ONE IDIOTS.
5. Of course if she really did it would be for Dunkin...gotta keep trying for sponsorship
6. Stop with the freaking camera work f**kwad
7. Yea she really interacted
8. WTF is the point of this shit
9. Sure instead of asking the woman nicely if Abbie could use the swing they all hang around the swing and let Abbie stare at her..no manners
10. BOOOOOORRRRRIIIINNNGG
11. Summer is a fool
12. I cannot stand this f**ked up vlogging...so F**KING VOMIT INDUCING
13. STFU ASSWIPE
14. Another expensive toy ...nice new flat top grill.
15. Abie and Summer playing a game.....YAWN
The end

Yup now I remember why I haven't been watching the vlogs

 

[WowMeowMeowWow]

Hey Frands! @Kermy is still real life adulting at work. So please kindly accept my subpar recap for this evening. The froggy does it best.
Shrimp and grits
I am sure she only inhaled one cup.

Packing gunt snacks for the trip to school
Finally training Sandy? Maybe The long lost sister and fam spoke up? Train your damn dog.
Clicker reinforced with food? Sounds familiar....Dunkin’Dunkin’Dunkin’
Cilla smacking lips and stressing out leaving to take Sweet Girl to school. She was NOT tho exthited. I hope she came home smelling of juice and pull ups.
Moobie doing man work. Digging Pigfuckles mud pit Squirts new habitat.
Audible..faaaasst forward...
Moobs looks like he lost the bulk of that combined 14 lbs while fasting. Unless he is taking a turn at spanx? No man hate, but ugh..they lose it so much easier, don’t they?
They broke the washing machine. Lolol. Going to order a new one. Damn it, y’all slobs..No mating on washing machine. They do not come with a 600 lb weight limit. Fools
Abbie? Want to go on the boat? Doughnut, eat, come here...not a single fucking clue
No Shein bathing suit for the boat ride Tinkerhog? Awe! Why NOT?
Boat lifts are neat.
Why do they always skip showing them loading Pig on the barge?
Hey Beb! Get in the back..The kids want to ride with the front half of the boat in the air.

TINKERDRINKER ALL UP IN THAT RED DRANK!
THE BIRDS! Holy SHIT...they saw Pigs Alfred Hitchcock side profile and lost their damn minds!

The End. Thanks Sister Tattler @Kermy

 

[WowMeowMeowWow]

At 2 min 33 seconds of the vlog...
NALA WINS THE INTERNET! FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR!
Woohooo! Bitch..thats want you get. Nala is not a baby..and you clearly reek of bacon grease and/or Lard.

 

[RocketQueen]

Just saw this. I have not read the replies, but at a glance it appears there are some folks reading ASSa and Pig for filth.
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Love it!!
I personally dont give a shit about the condo. Lots of people do this, or pay rent for the kids. No judgement there.
BUT.....and heres the big ol' butt, (lookin at you, Big P! LOL) they didnt have money when they started YT. Every real humper of former humper knows this. I remember them not having money for furniture, car repairs, and Chick-A-Fila was a luxury.
And all the pleas for "helping our family", pitching merch and "Abbies Art", Patreon and Super Chats, and mail hauls full of gifts and we all know, cash and gift cards.
I am sure many "supporters" never imagined funding the way they live now.
But they are too stupid and entitled to even see that.

 

[SCCOct66]

Ok fess up Tattlers. Who left this comment??

 

[convert70]

Where is the unlike button? Seriously that's just nasty.


I am absolutely disgusted by these types of comments. How do you know what's going on in Abbie's brain? Are you a brain specialist? Rude


Not true I was one of them because I brought up child exploitation and I got blocked everywhere lol. Btw there is a Lauren Brazee page.

I did not say that to be rude. The severe rocking can cause the brain to be injured...severely, especially if she should hit her head on something. Not to be rude but think of what jell-o or liquid does in a sealed bowl if you shake it violently... it kind of simulates what the brain does in the skull and can cause brain injury...contusions (bruising), lacerations, bleeding, concussions, etc...
I was not trying to be rude by any means. Sorry if it came off that way.
I am not a brain specialist but did learn a bit while taking EMT classes about how brain injuries can occur.

 

[KateK]

lol.. Nala biting P!!!

Asshat says they will be working with job coaches for Abbie.. hmmm.. shouldn't she be potty trained first? Shouldn't she have more then a 20 second attention span? They are so delusional.

 

[RocketQueen]

Fucked up Faces... Caption This!
#3 The homely devotee, the modern novelty, the sleazy piggy and the bitch ass pussy.
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OMG. Abbie is too damn big to be in that foam with those little kids.
I dont care....chase me with torches but shes too damn big. Enough. If they want to cover her in soap or shaving cream and she enjoys it, fine, do it at home or within a group of other's her age and level. Its the same with letting her stomp and run and honk at little kids on the playground. Not cool. She is the size of adult. Its no longer cute.

 

[ExposingLiars]

Look it’s a match.

 

[Hotographer512]

Where is the unlike button? Seriously that's just nasty.


I am absolutely disgusted by these types of comments. How do you know what's going on in Abbie's brain? Are you a brain specialist? Rude

Then you keep reading and not comment, attacking members is not cool and is against the rules.
I have seen a lot of posts that disgust me, but I, like Tinkerhog, put on my big girl panties and keep moving.

 

[WowMeowMeowWow]

Lmao! Forever smacking those lips. Both sides of her face have minds of their own. They never want do the same things at the same time either. Well..except eat..

I have fallen in a rabbit hole of Bowl Cuts on a Pigfuckles..SEND HELP!

ETA:

 

[Hotographer512]

It was pretty rude of Assa to call Davis, Ronald McDonald. It was more than rude. It was bullying. The way that Tinkerhog cackled away in the background probably added to the poor guy's humiliation.
The Maassives are such garbage people.
I wonder what happened to Paige?
Maybe she found tattle and wised up?
Paige if you're reading this, I hope you broke off whatever was going on with the Golden Boy.
Find someone who will grow up to be an adult.
Not a mommas boy his entire life.

 

[Pink Marshmallow]

You know it had to be done --

 

[Whimsical]

Just when you thought that back yard couldn't look any worse they go and add that hideous water feature. I am just waiting for some garden gnomes. They really are the most tasteless idiots. And fake waterlilies! All just totally naff.

Does anyone else think that dang turtle is going to climb his ass to freedom on the waterfall?
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@SunnyDale I borrowed your pond pic for @Appalled watcher from Eng who thought garden gnomes were next to go in their backyard!!
I searched some keywords on Google and ASSa and Big P as garden gnomes popped up!! I fixed their faces and added a phone for Big P, a cup of rum, and a turtle for you!!

 

[Hotographer512]

I cringe when I hear "living their best lives" .. how do A&P know Abbie is living her best life? Because they said so?

Yup and because THEY are living THEIRS.
That's really all that matters.

 

[paolo]

We are sitting here trying to figure out the Maass family dynamics. We've been doing it regularly for some time. Talking about who A's brother is. Whose kid is the uncle. What the step-dad does for a living. Naturally wondering whose mom is whose to which of Ass's siblings. Talking about the dad having 5 marriages. Talking about the woman he had the affair with. Talking about the other daughter he has nothing to do with. All fair questions. All without criticism.

In contrast, if you dare ask a question about Ass's sister you risk being told it doesn't matter and to MYOB (mind your own business)

It doesn't make a lot of sense.

 

[Kermy]

New thread time
Thanks to @renwick for the title

 

[Melissa Roper]

I have no words:

I guess he's already booking his flight to go to Jacksonville to see princess Abbie at SELFIE WRLD

 

[WowMeowMeowWow]

Leah L.
The absolute C U Next Tuesday of the leghumper coalition. She has an eerily familiar M.O. of waiting until most commenters have left their thoughts on the vlog and moved on. Then she slides in and talks shit.
What is entertaining to me is she often winds up looking super foolish. The Karen of ALL Karens ever to walk this planet. She even makes mandalee aka Amanda Lee look intelligent, and that is pretty damn hard to do. Bless Leah’s Sweet Unfortunate Forehead heart. I will sip some scotch and laugh at her tomfoolery in the naughty corner this evening! DUMMY! Such is the life of a leghumper! Cheers!
PS...You know what helps with Unfortunate Forehead Syndrome? BOWL CUTS.