Beach town kid here. We never wore shoes in the summer. The bottoms of our feet were as tough as leather from walking on rocks, sand, and hot asphalt. It was a lot safer back then because people flushed condoms, towns didn't hand out free needles, and people swallowed their saliva. Ahh the good old days!
Going barefoot in Jacksonville in 2021 is damn stupid.
Piggy was freaking out because Crystal was using the fan and the fan is fake. Or as Piggy said, "It's real but it's fake" It doesn't vent outside because of where they put it but Piggy just had to have that island stove top. So technically, it's a "real" air extractor but it doesn't actually extract air. It's there for looks. At the time Crystal didn't know that Piggy n' Ass are fake as fuck. She knows now.
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Little Piglet is amazed someone can actually reach and see the useless control panel--especially when it's a tall, dark and strapping young woman who has more testosterone than her husband has ever had!
She’s always with the maasives. Even since she was pre-teen. She’s so weird. And she smiles for pics like she’s a four year old who is learning to respond to “cheese!”
or a bottle of beer (hard to tell ). They can’t go anywhere without liquor. I really am starting to wonder about them??? Just saying.
She looks 65years old! 
Happy Saturday Tattlers!
I do hope he vlogs himself doing keg stands (with the help of 10 people holding him up) and taking monster hits from a gravity bong. The golden boy in his golden hour. 
