Everyone: Hi Emma, can you give me some money saving tips?
Emma: Sure! What you need to do is spend all of your money on food, get so fat that you have to spend £10,000 on surgery but continue eating the food which you can't fit in your stomach so you need to throw away.
Then, you need to buy lots of tat including cat toys, mermaid books, anything that says 'boss babe' on, clothes you can't fit into and don't forget the diet coke you aren't meant to drink!
Everyone: Ok, can I have some money making tips?
Emma: Sure! Firstly you'll want to do no work at all and then answer 10 emails a day. Phew! You must be exhausted after that. Now it's time to open a Christmas shop!
Everyone: How's that going to make money?
Emma: ....
New followers here for WLS content: Hi Emma, can you give me some tips?
Emma: Sure! Firstly, you'll want to keep eating everything you did before.
Everyone: Even the things that the doctors have said not to?
Emma: Of course! You will also want to ignore all of the advice that the doctors have given you about going for walks. It can help with cancer, but na let's not do that. You'll also not want to dive too deeply into WHY you are an emotional eater. The surgery will sort out all of your eating problems