It's cos he's no real life pals, so clings on to Insta huns.When he “champions”insta pals it gives me creeper vibes. How many times does he have to say their name.
He says the same tit over and over.
It’s like he’s trying to win their friendship.
I’ll give them the biggest shout out and “maybe” they’ll do the same for me.
sorry if I’m rambling I’ve just finished nightshift.
He's all over their comments but they don't do the same for him, and even PTWM wouldn't have her photo taken with him because she 'hates having her photo taken' apparentlyWhen he “champions”insta pals it gives me creeper vibes. How many times does he have to say their name.
He says the same tit over and over.
It’s like he’s trying to win their friendship.
I’ll give them the biggest shout out and “maybe” they’ll do the same for me.
sorry if I’m rambling I’ve just finished nightshift.
Mebbes they thought discounted beds sold babies ma lovelie. Where's he putting the cot?Who in the duck would message him thinking it's his bloody baby (that has appeared out of no where and he is collecting it from a discounted furniture shop.) No one, that's who. Let's file that under 'things that never happened #653'. Utter bellend.
That sounds like the plot of a Jacqueline Wilson novelWho in the duck would message him thinking it's his bloody baby (that has appeared out of no where and he is collecting it from a discounted furniture shop.) No one, that's who. Let's file that under 'things that never happened #653'. Utter bellend.
I’ve the baulk about his dry thighs nowWhy’s he congratulating everyone on the new baby. Danyell, her partner and everyone else. Pretty sure it only takes 2 to make a baby…
That engravement on the candle lid is just *chefs kiss*
He always says pistachio instead of patchouli because he’s a thick bleep and nae debates. Anyway, it’s all gawjuss hens.
Why’s he still referring to links as ‘swipe up’ they haven’t been swipe up links for bleeping donkeys Martin. Abzalootly tit at Insta she is ma lovelies.
I did not need to know about him moisturising his sensitive skin which he highly has. Oh and you don’t work with the body shop ya prick, you just post the mlm hun who you buy from
And if he says IYKYK and IYDKYNTGTK I’m going to punch his bleeping face in. He needs some new patter stat!
Oh I’m crabbit the day hens
He's so thirsty to get their attention that it's embarrassing. Any normal person would get the hint when they don't support back, but not that thick twitHe's all over their comments but they don't do the same for him, and even PTWM wouldn't have her photo taken with him because she 'hates having her photo taken' apparently