Knocked up a wee autobiography cover, Mario hen I want a cut if you use this spine bright 
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I couldn’t but it is now all I can see
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Aye I’m with ye hen. I don’t think I’ll be chucking out my Cotswold Company bedroom furniture for a coffin bed and a chair a hooker wouldn’t be seen dead in. So ayeEverything in that shoap looks like the kind o stuff thats goin right oot of fashion. Hun city wi awe the grey/chrome/mirrored shite.
Hes really dain his wee best tae be an influencer isnt he? Sadly im no influenced in the slightest cos ma furniture is pure quality and classic so aye
He’s that deluded if he attempted to write his autobiography it would end up in the fiction section.
Not a lot by the looks of it hen🪱
He has promoted products on his page that weren't gifted or an ad and they have gone viral/sold out The companies have made a bomb out of him 
Is he on Acid? Needs to swerve right back intae his ain lane and nae debates
Is he on Acid? Needs to swerve right back intae his ain lane and nae debates
Can you all wait to get your hands on this 9 pager? A moving chapter on kerrykotanotas, his teeth journey, stovie recipe, how to team leggings and new balance, and how to keep your cooker clean - simply don't use it! So aye. Published. Factual.@hopethishelpsallthebest as illustrator
Im sure he has said this before, if this isn’t a pre record he just doesn’t know how to pronounce it and doesn’t even want to try!Look at his red, gnarly fingers
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He's just read this one out wrong
Stick to cleaning toilets Mario and leave the selling to the experts. What a dick
He wants to RELEASE a book. Didn’t mention writing itI've had a few lethal one a thembut Im reading he wants to write a book....have I been spiked? A book?
And he wants somebody to hook him up with people to sort it.
Surely if you were so sure it’d be a great book, and you wanted to do it as desperately as he says, then you’d just sit down and actually write it?
Just catching up ma lovelies, hope you're all well.
Whatever you do...DO NOT EVER buy from DanYell!! OG's will have seen my previous posts a couple of years ago that I had a bad experience and what I had delivered was not what I paid for. The lovely DanYell was not as lovely with the messages back and so forth either.
There was another Tattler that had also had a bad experience when buying cushions. Totally my bad for being influenced by Marion
Whatever you do...DO NOT EVER buy from DanYell!! OG's will have seen my previous posts a couple of years ago that I had a bad experience and what I had delivered was not what I paid for. The lovely DanYell was not as lovely with the messages back and so forth either.
There was another Tattler that had also had a bad experience when buying cushions. Totally my bad for being influenced by Marion
The only reason she wants to “release” a book is because all the other Instacunts have done it. Not an original thought in her empty head and as per usual about 5 years behind every other fucker 
jesus hes so dont judge be kind. but hes constantly doing it to others.constatly twlling others how to be and what to do and what not to do.
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he seems to think that "sorting himself out" and not giving a crap means he gets to jsut say duck off to all the things that makes humans function alongside eachother. you can just be a selfish twit,you cant just do and say waht you want without consequenece pr care or tact. you can jsut thin you can upset people but its ok because its to do with you and what you feel or think.
you have tro consider people in life,their feelings.how your words or actions might be kinder or more gentle with how it lands. you have to sometimes not do what you want for the "greater good" kind of thing.
you have to consider others in life to just be a nice human being! not just say neeeeerrrhhh duck off. i do what i want for me.
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and why do a few of thee insta cunts need to race to the bottom of the woe is me. a need to "be seen as the sickest" as been through so much.as had so much tit theyve had to get through?i wonder if they are aware this is s symtom we treat in the mental illness situations, institutions and inpatient places? for duck sake yes we all no youve been through so much and how hard it is for you to blink each day.arent you special.
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he seems to think that "sorting himself out" and not giving a crap means he gets to jsut say duck off to all the things that makes humans function alongside eachother. you can just be a selfish twit,you cant just do and say waht you want without consequenece pr care or tact. you can jsut thin you can upset people but its ok because its to do with you and what you feel or think.
you have tro consider people in life,their feelings.how your words or actions might be kinder or more gentle with how it lands. you have to sometimes not do what you want for the "greater good" kind of thing.
you have to consider others in life to just be a nice human being! not just say neeeeerrrhhh duck off. i do what i want for me.
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and why do a few of thee insta cunts need to race to the bottom of the woe is me. a need to "be seen as the sickest" as been through so much.as had so much tit theyve had to get through?i wonder if they are aware this is s symtom we treat in the mental illness situations, institutions and inpatient places? for duck sake yes we all no youve been through so much and how hard it is for you to blink each day.arent you special.
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It was when he called that nasty black bed classyLook at this table isn’t it nice, how nice are these chairs, how beautiful is this sofa, look how nice this bed is… no, no it’s not. It’s all bogging and I wouldn’t give it house room. There genuinely wasn’t one thing that he showed in that shop that I would let through my front door
you don’t know what class is mate!
Ah wunner who wrote these messages 
I love that the filter has smoothed everything on his face apart from the end of his massive beak because it’s too far away from the rest of him.
Mario giving advise on cutting people out of his life.
But then has talked in the past about the regrets of falling out with his friend Natalie.
So it’s not as cut and dry as he says
But then has talked in the past about the regrets of falling out with his friend Natalie.
So it’s not as cut and dry as he says
I don’t think he realises that he has a ‘special’
Cannot believe I was out living my best life’s with my husband and missed the Q&A 
Treatit us to a lovely date night meal and a movie though (smell the wealth) so was so needed.
Treatit us to a lovely date night meal and a movie though (smell the wealth) so was so needed.How come he‘s had so many toxic people in his life? I’ve never known a person say they’ve had to completely cut ties with so many others before. Thinking about it though, there’s only one common denominator in all this - Marion.
You really didnae miss anything hen he said he’s no starting a wax melt or cleaning business (don’t know what idiot thought he was), he’s going down next month to do his new Ava may range maybe, he wants to write a book (biggest surprise of the night being he knows what a book is). He has no problem cutting people out his life. He’s also started chat on autumn and Christmas decor so whoever put money on April, ding ding, you win, new record.Cannot believe I was out living my best life’s with my husband and missed the Q&A
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