Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

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I’m no posting the poor wean’s face but even she looks done with his shite already and she’s just fresh oot
 
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Why is he so out of breath just walking around a tiny showroom?

Every single piece of that furniture is absolutely rotten!

The orange man will be bursting into flames up the gallowgate!
I noticed his breathing as well 😲

So he's had these chairs?. Surely not in that tiny flat, because where did he put them?!
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He must think no one has been furniture shopping before.
And what does 'Let's live up to this bloody name" mean?. Is showing us live videos in shops going to be his new thing.

Ffs he's a piece of work this one. "Out of my comfort zone" 🤣
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Writing my first comment on this thread after lurking for a while. I'm going to start by veering right oot ma ain lane by saying who would buy furniture from a discounted furniture shoap in the Gallowgate ffs 😂😂😂
Sorry for any offence caused, I will never message this page again!
 
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I am dying. If I ever have a child I'll introduce it as 'The latest addition to my legacy'
 
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I am dying. If I ever have a child I'll introduce it as 'The latest addition to my legacy'
I couldn't believe he said that. Legacy is his new word of the week it seems. And why say btw that's not my baby. What imbecile would even think it was?!.

The pair of them look like a couple of special needs here
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#Ad for Ava May; beautifully bespoke, incredible, cosy scents which he describes as being incredible but is burning Yankee candles, has another Yankee candle on table and a totally different brand of scented reeds. Then also mentions Jo Malone candles that he owns!

It‘s like advertising Coca-Cola whilst drinking Pepsi!
 

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Look at his red, gnarly fingers 😖
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He's just read this one out wrong 🤣 instead of Patchouli, he said Pistachio.
Stick to cleaning toilets Mario and leave the selling to the experts. What a dick 🤣
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I noticed his breathing as well 😲

So he's had these chairs?. Surely not in that tiny flat, because where did he put them?!
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He must think no one has been furniture shopping before.
And what does 'Let's live up to this bloody name" mean?. Is showing us live videos in shops going to be his new thing.

Ffs he's a piece of work this one. "Out of my comfort zone" 🤣
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'lets live up to this name'- 2 days ago 'cant be arsed filming ma cleaning so aye'.
 
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The state of hun holding the baine. Jesus wept. That poor kid. It’s a good job they can’t really focus too much at that age.

Can you imagine his death breath all over its face?
 
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When he “champions”insta pals it gives me creeper vibes. How many times does he have to say their name.
He says the same tit over and over.
It’s like he’s trying to win their friendship.
I’ll give them the biggest shout out and “maybe” they’ll do the same for me. 🤞🏻

sorry if I’m rambling I’ve just finished nightshift.
 
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Writing my first comment on this thread after lurking for a while. I'm going to start by veering right oot ma ain lane by saying who would buy furniture from a discounted furniture shoap in the Gallowgate ffs 😂😂😂
Sorry for any offence caused, I will never message this page again!
Blocked and reported ma lovelie, so aye💎
 
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When he “champions”insta pals it gives me creeper vibes. How many times does he have to say their name.
He says the same tit over and over.
It’s like he’s trying to win their friendship.
I’ll give them the biggest shout out and “maybe” they’ll do the same for me. 🤞🏻

sorry if I’m rambling I’ve just finished nightshift.
He canny even ‘champion’ a solid sh*te ma darlings , nooo that nae debates !!!
 
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