Cleaning with Mario #97 A blue tick no longer signifies importance" ~ Instagram 2023

[Skyflier6727]

I was in Primani the other day and looked at XS men's clothes I swear they are the width/length of a piece of A4 paper

Which he squeezes his fat arse into with no regard for the folk who have to see him

 

[Freefalling]

Which he squeezes his fat arse into with no regard for the folk who have to see him

He's swapping the hangers, he's a wee barrel

 

[Madge2022]

What the hell was that ad?! overly fragranced cleaning products and terrible transitions.

Youse widni wan tae be the proof reader oaf his book wi his spelling.

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If you squint it looks like a cock and balls

Mebbes that's how he lured wee Deek wi his hypnotic nose, Deek kept thinking aboot Marion's boabby when he saw his conk. Unfortunately by the time Marion moved into Beirut towers Deek discovered Marion's button mushroom when it was too late.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Youse widni wan tae be the proof reader oaf his book wi his spelling.
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Have you picked up you’re yet… I’m sorry what?? Why are brands still sending this illiterate bleep stuff to advertise?
The way he was going on about the “influencers” being the ones that get the flack for receiving free stuff and not the brands for sending it was baffling. The brands do get flack too, they should be giving their stuff to people who actually need it. These brands don’t need advertising because they’re all well established. The “influencers” get flack because they’re just greedy and will take any old shite regardless of if they need it/like it or not. He just doesn’t get it does he.

 

[SuzyE]

How come he‘s had so many toxic people in his life? I’ve never known a person say they’ve had to completely cut ties with so many others before. Thinking about it though, there’s only one common denominator in all this - Marion.

Exactly. It's him where the problem lies. Mario, imo has some major insecurity issues that he'd be a therapists dream.
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He’s a wee narcissistic little shite isn’t he.

Look how tiny the little pleb is
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That flat looked so much better before Mario started squatting there

Definitely, and no clutter

 

[Madge2022]

Have you picked up you’re yet… I’m sorry what?? Why are brands still sending this illiterate bleep stuff to advertise?
The way he was going on about the “influencers” being the ones that get the flack for receiving free stuff and not the brands for sending it was baffling. The brands do get flack too, they should be giving their stuff to people who actually need it. These brands don’t need advertising because they’re all well established. The “influencers” get flack because they’re just greedy and will take any old shite regardless of if they need it/like it or not. He just doesn’t get it does he.

The brands and influencers are equally to blame. Remember all the insta huns trying to get you to wash at 30 for the environment, yet add all these chemicals to their wash? Not to mention all their plastic tat throughout the year.

If you don't want criticism (which they say is trolling) then be more conscious of what you advertise.

That's my TED talk finished

 

[Skyflier6727]

Youse widni wan tae be the proof reader oaf his book wi his spelling.
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Mebbes that's how he lured wee Deek wi his hypnotic nose, Deek kept thinking aboot Marion's boabby when he saw his conk. Unfortunately by the time Marion moved into Beirut towers Deek discovered Marion's button mushroom when it was too late.

His grammar makes my teeth itch

 

[Shineyshine]

Thought he said last night that he used to shake when he did stories, but now he’s all cured and a “new person” he doesn’t anymore. Well, I beg to differ. He’s shaking like a leaf all over that new reel he’s done for those Hinch products he can’t hold them still for the camera.

 

[Madge2022]

His grammar makes my teeth itch

Marion kin recommend a dentist fur youse ma lovelie

 

[HulaHannah]

I honestly don’t understand why Hannah hasn’t dropped him already. Can’t tell the difference between Pistachio and Patchouli and doesn’t understand the term Bespoke but he uses it so much.
Can’t believe the deluded fool actually thinks he could write a book as well. I honestly believe he does these Q&A stories because a) he doesn’t receive nearly as many genuine questions as he wants to have people believe and b) he’s too illiterate to string together the replies.

Let's be honest, Hannah is an absolute mug. If she had ANY sense she'd have dropped him years ago given his constant promotion of every cheap brand available in the tat shops and the big players like Yankee. He's constantly using other melts and candles and her's are only pulled out when there is a new lot sent to him and an expectation for him to promote it. The fact that in the last lot of stories promoting her he had 2 candles sitting as well as a diffuser that weren't hers, and actually had the giant brand's candle burning very clearly in shot rather than something of hers to show he uses it and wants to use it over other brands, but no just talking about stuff he's probably never even tried burning/melting. All those stories did was highlight that it's not worth spending money on her products because even getting them free or discounted, one of her own reps would rather use every other brand over her's.

In what way is he capable of advertising, or even just being a good friend?

 

[Madge2022]

Let's be honest, Hannah is an absolute mug. If she had ANY sense she'd have dropped him years ago given his constant promotion of every cheap brand available in the tat shops and the big players like Yankee. He's constantly using other melts and candles and her's are only pulled out when there is a new lot sent to him and an expectation for him to promote it. The fact that in the last lot of stories promoting her he had 2 candles sitting as well as a diffuser that weren't hers, and actually had the giant brand's candle burning very clearly in shot rather than something of hers to show he uses it and wants to use it over other brands, but no just talking about stuff he's probably never even tried burning/melting. All those stories did was highlight that it's not worth spending money on her products because even getting them free or discounted, one of her own reps would rather use every other brand over her's.

In what way is he capable of advertising, or even just being a good friend?

Her new fragrances are also supposed to be unique and found nowhere else, yet Marion compares them to other brands fragrances.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

What was the hand grab thing all about at the end of that reel
I also don’t believe for one minute that he’d ran out of washing up liquid given the fact that we all know how much shite he hoards!!

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

If youse bought the Marion bed or the bumming fort, then ah've nae sympathy #fact

Nae comment ma lovely......let's just say we had to make an additional purchase at IKEA for a gid nights sleep

 

[Babybail93]

New thread lovelies

Cleaning with Mario #98 Come oan Barbie, let’s go sharty!

Thanks tae oor wee @Buttons13 wae this brilliant title!

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