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Why’s he congratulating everyone on the new baby. Danyell, her partner and everyone else. Pretty sure it only takes 2 to make a baby…
That engravement on the candle lid is just *chefs kiss*
He always says pistachio instead of patchouli because he’s a thick bleep and nae debates. Anyway, it’s all gawjuss hens.
Why’s he still referring to links as ‘swipe up’ they haven’t been swipe up links for bleeping donkeys Martin. Abzalootly tit at Insta she is ma lovelies.
I did not need to know about him moisturising his sensitive skin which he highly has. Oh and you don’t work with the body shop ya prick, you just post the mlm hun who you buy from
And if he says IYKYK and IYDKYNTGTK I’m going to punch his bleeping face in. He needs some new patter stat!
Oh I’m crabbit the day hens
That engravement on the candle lid is just *chefs kiss*
He always says pistachio instead of patchouli because he’s a thick bleep and nae debates. Anyway, it’s all gawjuss hens.
Why’s he still referring to links as ‘swipe up’ they haven’t been swipe up links for bleeping donkeys Martin. Abzalootly tit at Insta she is ma lovelies.
I did not need to know about him moisturising his sensitive skin which he highly has. Oh and you don’t work with the body shop ya prick, you just post the mlm hun who you buy from
And if he says IYKYK and IYDKYNTGTK I’m going to punch his bleeping face in. He needs some new patter stat!
Oh I’m crabbit the day hens
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It's cos he's no real life pals, so clings on to Insta huns.When he “champions”insta pals it gives me creeper vibes. How many times does he have to say their name.
He says the same tit over and over.
It’s like he’s trying to win their friendship.
I’ll give them the biggest shout out and “maybe” they’ll do the same for me.
sorry if I’m rambling I’ve just finished nightshift.
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Hopefully Marion's next book is a dictionary.
Old Greedychops is back with the woe is me.
Dinni fash though, cos Marion is 'routing' for her.
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Who in the duck would message him thinking it's his bloody baby (that has appeared out of no where and he is collecting it from a discounted furniture shop.) No one, that's who. Let's file that under 'things that never happened #653'. Utter bellend.
He's all over their comments but they don't do the same for him, and even PTWM wouldn't have her photo taken with him because she 'hates having her photo taken' apparentlyWhen he “champions”insta pals it gives me creeper vibes. How many times does he have to say their name.
He says the same tit over and over.
It’s like he’s trying to win their friendship.
I’ll give them the biggest shout out and “maybe” they’ll do the same for me.
sorry if I’m rambling I’ve just finished nightshift.
Mebbes they thought discounted beds sold babies ma lovelie. Where's he putting the cot?
That sounds like the plot of a Jacqueline Wilson novel
I’ve the baulk about his dry thighs nowWhy’s he congratulating everyone on the new baby. Danyell, her partner and everyone else. Pretty sure it only takes 2 to make a baby…
That engravement on the candle lid is just *chefs kiss*
He always says pistachio instead of patchouli because he’s a thick bleep and nae debates. Anyway, it’s all gawjuss hens.
Why’s he still referring to links as ‘swipe up’ they haven’t been swipe up links for bleeping donkeys Martin. Abzalootly tit at Insta she is ma lovelies.
I did not need to know about him moisturising his sensitive skin which he highly has. Oh and you don’t work with the body shop ya prick, you just post the mlm hun who you buy from
And if he says IYKYK and IYDKYNTGTK I’m going to punch his bleeping face in. He needs some new patter stat!
Oh I’m crabbit the day hens
Why is he calling in paLmers???? Cretin
Bing Bong grab your criss and joooos Ma lovlies round two of shite talk is about to begin!!!!!!
Actually mortified for him acting the way he does! I don’t know any other grown 40yo man who acts like this? Cunts defo got learning difficulties Nae debates!!!!!!!
Actually mortified for him acting the way he does! I don’t know any other grown 40yo man who acts like this? Cunts defo got learning difficulties Nae debates!!!!!!!
I think I picked the wrong weekend not to have any plans because between dumb and dumbest, Chelsea Lee Art and Rosie Bush I think I’m gonna lose my marbles!!
Why does he do that creepy as duck nasaly voice 
I’ve only had 2 glasses of wine so I’m going to save the dots till I’m proper numb
He's so thirsty to get their attention that it's embarrassing. Any normal person would get the hint when they don't support back, but not that thick twitHe's all over their comments but they don't do the same for him, and even PTWM wouldn't have her photo taken with him because she 'hates having her photo taken' apparently
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And there it is. He wants to do a book
The cocky bastard had the audacity to say it would be brilliant as well. To say he wants to be on the shelves in Asda like the others just shows how much he wants to be like them.
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Nice to see him discover small business paLmers and give them exposure oan that app
I see the wee greys are peaking through, time for another box of jus fer men
His book would be a brilliant read… He is quite possibly the most deluded person on this planet!
Why does he always repeat things in his Q & A. It always ends up with him dropping f bombs and how he's a changed person, toxic people blah blah blah.
Mario, you're feckin boring mate. And you said you made your circle smaller, l think your circle kicked you out which is how you only have fake insta friends. Your friends saw the real you.
Mario, you're feckin boring mate. And you said you made your circle smaller, l think your circle kicked you out which is how you only have fake insta friends. Your friends saw the real you.
So my take away was - me me me, I’m great, brands are greedy bastards, some influencers are greedy bastards and give the good ones (him, LOL) a bad name.
What a deluded fat balloon!
What a deluded fat balloon!
It’s the filter that moves every time fur me
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