Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[Exhausted Pigeon]

How was that 5 days of stress...was it because the trees taller than him n he couldn’t get a ladder big enuf to reach the top!!!! See the febreeze is still takin pride of place

That febreeze looks like something else entirely until its turned sideways...

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

Nae patience for Marion and his histrionics the dae ma lovelies
Does he realise that Fabulosa have sent this box of shite to many other cleaning accounts in exchange for promotion? They haven’t done it out of the goodness of their hearts. Why is he reading that letter aloud, voice catching in his throat, like it’s been addressed to him personally? You’ve been sent some cleaning products to the value of about £10 hun, you’re not accepting an Academy Award

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Probably his dream joab because he 'works with' men in uniform. Plus, this is Marion, he probably thinks he's fuckin Taggart the noo.

 

[Badaboom]

Which tattler is going to get themselves arrested so we can get more info, hopefully puke everywhere, so our Mario has to wipe around it.

Might be an idea to get arrested in M&S to establish if Derek is security or not, then when you reach the station, find out if Mario is there. Two blush pink birds, one bespoke stone?

 

[MaxieMoo]

View attachment 288328 A map for reference. Red squiggle in the park was where his tree picture was taken. The police station (going by the cleaner suggestion above). I don’t think we were far off thinking that he’d work near by if it’s true!
hopefully one of his lovelies will make him confirm or deny this
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Can someone please phone the Police Station and ask to speak to Maid Marion? There is absolutely no other way to rule this out.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Away in a tat cave
There's a plush bespoke bed
Where the saviour of small businesses
Lays down his bald head
The tat piles that surround him
Growing taller each day
Cos Paisley's insta-shammer
Has spent all his pay

 

[allforthegram]

New thread suggestion:
On the 7th day o’ November Marion showed to me, his boujee Christmas tree

 

[Raindropsonroses]

surely this is a wind up? !

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I don’t think anyone in Scotland calls it a vacuum we call it a hoover, regardless of what brand it is! Maybe a central Scotland thing, but no one I know calls it a vacuum.

 

[Babooshka]

And I’ve made it. Been off ma tits wi COVID right enough. Reading this thread and the previous one I wasn’t sure if I was fuckin hallucinating but I was certainly dreaming about maid Marion and wee Deek. I’m pretty sure I also had a convo with Rab the resident rat living above oor Marion . Rab has no clue where he works either.

So all that Christmas stuff actually happened. He actually decorated two blush pink stockings and made a fucking centre piece. That did happen . And made Christmas Eve boxes. It is still October isn’t it. I’m scared to ask the hubby. He’s already scared of me just now.

My God. The past two weeks have been like a fuckin 90’s come doon but I still managed a wee chuckle at all your posts.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

I can't believe someone has framed a message of them asking for a shout out and Mario saying no. Fucking D. E. A. D

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

U wot m8?

 

[Cagayu]

Trashy Rendall. Ugh the l augh, that laugh, that laugh, THAT FUCKING LAUGH!

Her , Mario and Sean why do they all have had wrecked teeth lol? we need one of our resident Photoshop queens to edit them on the Mean Girls picture with Mierdre as the queen bitch !




that bloated, sodium filled Mario diet




it reminds me of the big Slimming World accounts, oh who am I Kidding, I mean Harry all the carbs picard, and when they have like a few pieces of vegetables and the rest is filled with beige shite.


New lockdown rules gals and guys, you know what that means? Our sweaty little hobbit will be breaking out his best moves to help you forget your worries - THE POTATO

My Attempt

 

[NOID-phal]

Well I for one LOVE him as a pumpkin
Meanwhile I couldn't stop myself doing these.

 

[shadyessex33]

The new hoover has an anti hair wrap ...pissing in the wind with that Miriam so aye

I think he must have hair dysmorphia, what with the anti hair wrap vacuum, £300 hair dryer and his hair straighteners.

 

[Cagayu]

I was Laughing so hard. I couldn’t not add the rat

 

[Doodlebug71]

The new hoover has an anti hair wrap ...pissing in the wind with that Miriam so aye

 

[Delface]

Just wandered oot ma ain lane.... a know where he works!!!!!!

 

[Laura81]

Hi, long time lurker, I have found out from a friend of a friend that Marios new job is cleaning his local police station, I don't know if its 100% true but mabe one of yous lovlies from paisley would recognise the way he would walk to the police station from his tiny wee flat x

 

[Whatsallthis]

I think Melv is sitting on the bus in his latest lip balm story

Defo! That’s a McGills heater grill bit

Also, there’s no way a Scottish person has said “Your that SCOTTISH Mario” We’d say “you’re that Mario” no need to mention being Scottish in Scotland. I call bullshit once again Marj.