Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[Doodlebug71]

Forgive me tattlers for I have sinned ...been to my local shopping centre with arrows separating the flow of people, someone tried to cross into ma lane to look in a shop windae, I said 'stay in yer ain lane'(I'm from glasgow by the way )
I have the fear that I have been overdosed on Mildred since last night...so aye nae debates

 

[Cagayu]

I’ll vote for fish. He is saint mario and thus a man of god

 

[Noseycow2020]

Cleaning with mario #25 tattie hearts and stovie farts

 

[Cagayu]

Melf on the shelf. And his fiancé dim deek

 

[SamB1991]

Hi ma lovelies, failed ma driving test today gutted obviously, but did nearly piss myself when at the end the examiner telt me it’s because a didnae stay in ma ain lane at a roundabout (west coast accent made it even funnier) oh well must remember Maria’s mantra for next time and mind to literally stay in ma ain lane going to catch up on Melvins new hoover noo, surely that’ll cheer me up

 

[Noseyrosie62]

“If I could release one thing what would it be?”



DEREK.

Release him

I’d release Rayn. Derek chose to be there, he deserves his karma. Rayn is being held against her will. Poor thing.

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

 

[Cagayu]

Maid Marion at his new job

 

[Dollylollipop]

The colour CLEAR

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Betcha @Kikini Bamalam has her bespoke fictitious mother's message up in her shrine! Nae debates.....

 

[Karma on yer arse]

Complete change of topic but carrying on with the alternate festive songs in the last thread, my daughter, who also finds Melvin a great source of amusement, came up with:

Away in a hellhole filled with chemical shite
Poor wee Rayn cried intae the night
And all she really wanted was for this to end
And Melvin to stop buying all the chems

She is 10, please don't call social services it's educational, honest! Lockdown has a lot to answer for!

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

'Immense pressure and sometimes I just wish it wasn't bestowed upon me ' Calm down King Arthur

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Here we go, “talking_shite_with_mario”.

 

[NOID-phal]

Hang the big mirror on the wall/throw it out, then put the tree where the mirror was. Also get rid of chair cos fugly unusable and unnecessary. Get rid of 95% of make up, unused and out of date. Donate unused cleaning products.
Start an *accepting my baldness* journey, stories crying and gnashing your plastic teef in rage are what we all need to cheer us up in these dayn of dawns.
Also

 

[BespokeBiatch]

“If I could release one thing what would it be?”



DEREK.

Release him

 

[Noseyrosie62]

Wtf is that hanging from his windows are those turkey twizzlers I see

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

Do you know what pisses me off about all this? It's all for the gram.it was either last Christmas or the Christmas before when he revealed he doesn't really do Christmas and he doesn't go ott as he doesn't enjoy it as he's usually ill. So said he just doesn't bother. Gains a following and suddenly now he's always been ott at Christmas and loves it and never shuts up about it. Fickle cuntaroony.

Oh and at the time he said it annoyed him the way people went on and on about Christmas and it's just not for him...... Then next breath he started Christmas shopping in October. This was last year actually!pretty sure it was

 

[twilightgarden]

Let’s get back into our Mario lane ma lovelies.
In case anyone was wondering where he keeps his sellotape...

 

[NOID-phal]

Fucking hell
Spat oot ma jooos at the end!
Karmar on your ass if I have Britnio nightmares the night

State of my phone though, God help me if the polis ever get hold of it.

 

[Delface]

"In the colour clear" cracked me up!! He's such a divvy!


Oooooh!! Come on, ma lovelie, unburden yaself

Well...its defo Police Scotland....not Mill Street or Helen St.... its a building called Osprey House in Paisley....Still to find out if he's cleaning.... I feel unburdened and right back in ma lane.