Question is Mario or Derek suffering with amnesia ? I just don’t understand why there is such need to have so many things with their names on 
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Jeezo Marion bought they reindeers himself must be gutted they weren't free 
another tacky buy of course 
another tacky buy of course 
Well there you have it ma lovelies, “everybody’s tree is personal preference tae their own”. Noo aw get back in yer ain lanes or it’ll be karmer on your arse!!
P.S. His decorations are tacky and the Christmas Eve boxes are out already. Bet they’re excited to see what’s in them.
P.S. His decorations are tacky and the Christmas Eve boxes are out already. Bet they’re excited to see what’s in them.
The colour CLEAR 
Found it!Notably missing from last year - forgotten about in the back of the mystery cupboard- is the plastic pink light up floral thingy.
Pleeeeeeeeeease let their be more to come
Come on ma lovelie, veer oot yer lain and let us know.
In the colour clear I just love him so much
I just love him so much
When he was showing the organza in the colour pink around his tree, he said he bought loads last year, meaning there was enough to do this year too. Hes so wasteful, does he not know you can use the same organza year after year? Sorry though, his page, his rules and so forth
"In the colour clear" cracked me up!!“My outbox is through the roof”
“You need them in the colour clear”
He really is the gift that keeps on giving
He's such a divvy! Oooooh!!
Come on, ma lovelie, unburden yaself 
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I was approaching the Clyde tunnel today and the road marking says get into lane. I got into my ain lain and I stayed in it
She's his friend that died last year, I think.
It's even more hideous than I remember
I reckon even Melv's deliberately axed it for its tackiness.Nothing but love for you Pidge
Well...its defo Police Scotland....not Mill Street or Helen St.... its a building called Osprey House in Paisley....Still to find out if he's cleaning.... I feel unburdened and right back in ma lane."In the colour clear" cracked me up!!
Oooooh!!
and more importantly he obviously didn’t have enough from last year because I few weeks ago he said he’d ordered the same pink (or blush pink if your Marion) organza and was awaiting its arrival! Even he can’t keep up with his bullshit
‘this is mine and dereks favourite Christmas movie - the polar express’
grow the duck up!!
something I watched with my kids when they were 6 & 8 ! Get in your pjs and hop on down onto the polar express in your xxs pjs from primark you wee bobbly nosed hobbit!
grow the duck up!!
something I watched with my kids when they were 6 & 8 ! Get in your pjs and hop on down onto the polar express in your xxs pjs from primark you wee bobbly nosed hobbit!
Mario is defo a FOMO person. If one person does it he has to do it too. He has this sense of wanting to be one step head. Stepping into my couch psychiatrist role
he feels the need to fit in. But reality is .. he’s just making a right prat of himself.Also did anyone see hinches comment about not putting her tree up . Could that be a dig at our Mario
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