Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[twilightgarden]

Just caught up on his boring as duck stories about wax melts in the seasonal scents he doesn’t like
What is with his high pitched shrieking? He’ll be attracting all the blind Nakita dugs... so aye!

 

[Noseyrosie62]

What shape is that even supposed to be

The bespoke Potato heart shape of course ma lovley

He makes me laugh he made a huge song and dance about making his own because there wasn’t one in the shops big enough, but then he has nothing in the centre of it just 3 wine glasses that his try to pass off as Candle holders and then loads of space

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

There was a perfect centrepiece in home bargains for £6.99. Very similar to the one he's made but nicer. And cheaper. And more sturdy. Less tit. Less crap. Did I mention its also nicer?

 

[NOID-phal]

It's bleeping tit.

This quote will be available in my etsy shop later. Swipe up ma lovelies!

 

[ThreeSteaksPam]

Nae patience for Marion and his histrionics the dae ma lovelies
Does he realise that Fabulosa have sent this box of shite to many other cleaning accounts in exchange for promotion? They haven’t done it out of the goodness of their hearts. Why is he reading that letter aloud, voice catching in his throat, like it’s been addressed to him personally? You’ve been sent some cleaning products to the value of about £10 hun, you’re not accepting an Academy Award

 

[MaxieMoo]

Just can't deal with the double combo engagement rings. Looks awful.

 

[MaidMarion]

Nae patience for Marion and his histrionics the dae ma lovelies
Does he realise that Fabulosa have sent this box of shite to many other cleaning accounts in exchange for promotion? They haven’t done it out of the goodness of their hearts. Why is he reading that letter aloud, voice catching in his throat, like it’s been addressed to him personally? You’ve been sent some cleaning products to the value of about £10 hun, you’re not accepting an Academy Award

Straight on to say exactly this! You beat me to it He genuinely thinks they've thought of him personally, I can't believe a grown man has no grasp on reality at all, I don't mean to be rude, but I really think there's something mentally wrong with him. He's maybies just a fanny tho

 

[honey&lemon]

Nae patience for Marion and his histrionics the dae ma lovelies
Does he realise that Fabulosa have sent this box of shite to many other cleaning accounts in exchange for promotion? They haven’t done it out of the goodness of their hearts. Why is he reading that letter aloud, voice catching in his throat, like it’s been addressed to him personally? You’ve been sent some cleaning products to the value of about £10 hun, you’re not accepting an Academy Award

What I never understand is when these influencers say they knew nothing about these gifted products...did they just guess his address then?

 

[I wud like sum tea]

How many times did he say he doesnae go unnoticed....fml

 

[Doodlebug71]

Mornin ma luvlees well that was a speech and a half, surprised fabulosa didnae send Marjorie the stuff you spray down the shitter to mask the stinks when his IBS is thru the roof and flairs but glad he got the pama violet scent so aye back intae ma ain lane

How many times did he say he doesnae go unnoticed....fml

And yeez aww kno

 

[Poptart]

"I've been shouting them on since they first came on the map"
The map? Very bespoke coordinate are oor Fabulosa!

 

[Cunnyfunt1]

You would think he was given an Oscar but wait naw it’s a cpl of free bottles of fabulousa. But he has supported them right since they came on the Map?!? And he loves the Christmas smelling one even though last month he said he hated that smell and doesn’t like the smell of cinnamon it’s amazing how stuff smells diff when it’s free. Some on should gift him a dictionary and thesaurus for crimbo.

 

[Followthey]

“It doesnae go unnoticed” what does he even mean? It was meant to be noticed, so you’ll promote it. That’s why they sent it to lots of you for free

Also when the postman dropped that off, did he interrupt Marion having a power wank? He was awfully out of breath for someone who doesn’t having running up a flight of stairs to blame

 

[Badaboom]

duck. Off.

 

[MrsFierce]

Have I missed the new Hoover and so forth?

 

[other things online]

‘A no wit sharing a business oan ma page can do for a business’ he’s so full of himself. And so forth.
They are pretty flowers, wasted oan him - where’s he going to put them? In the middle of his tapas table inside the monstrosity that is his Christmas centrepiece??

Edit - he’s keeping them they’re on that bleeping chair isn’t he?

 

[Doodlebug71]

Saint marjorie patron saint of crapet biznises and so forth

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I also cannae hack watching his stories today. It’s just no the time for it the day ma lovlies. Cannot be fucked. The screenshot of his granny stranger hand is more than I need for my daily dose of Mario

 

[SuzyE]

Oh friggin hell, there he goes waffling on as usual

 

[Cagayu]

"I've been shouting them on since they first came on the map"
The map? Very bespoke coordinate are oor Fabulosa!

Fabulosa have been in poundstretcher for years. They’ve only been on Instagram more recently.