Cleaning with Mario #24 Where is that pavement, where’s his Shark do do do do

[Cleanayr]

The "Hoover's" arrived x

 

[Cagayu]

‘A no wit sharing a business oan ma page can do for a business’ he’s so full of himself. And so forth.
They are pretty flowers, wasted oan him - where’s he going to put them? In the middle of his tapas table inside the monstrosity that is his Christmas centrepiece??

Edit - he’s keeping them they’re on that bleeping chair isn’t he?

Next to his huge dog toy cushion

 

[Eat more cake]

Nothing says Christmas to me quite like the stapul scent of parma violets, so aye.

Edited - I had spelt stapul wrong .

 

[Noseyrosie62]

“Ahhh I tryna tell ya what it reminds me of” - if you don’t know what it reminds you of then it don’t remind you of anything .

“I tryna nail the scent” erm Mario can you not read ? pretty sure it tells you on the bottle.

hate when influencers have no idea what to say so they long it out by saying tit like that

 

[Tofuniam]

Hahaha can’t wait for the new Hoover review! I too live in a 1 bedroom flat, similar size, although feels bigger as we have much less tat. Our Hoover was £20 off Amazon, does the job just fine.

 

[Doodlebug71]

The new hoover has an anti hair wrap ...pissing in the wind with that Miriam so aye

 

[Eat more cake]

The new hoover has an anti hair wrap ...pissing in the wind with that Miriam so aye

Rayns got the most and longest hair in that Borrower flat.

 

[shadyessex33]

The new hoover has an anti hair wrap ...pissing in the wind with that Miriam so aye

I think he must have hair dysmorphia, what with the anti hair wrap vacuum, £300 hair dryer and his hair straighteners.

 

[Eat more cake]

I think this talk of lack of hair needs a reminder of the bald patch gif. I'm laughing just thinking of it.

 

[shadyessex33]

Why did Moira spring to mind when I saw this?

 

[Cleanayr]

Hahaha can’t wait for the new Hoover review! I too live in a 1 bedroom flat, similar size, although feels bigger as we have much less tat. Our Hoover was £20 off Amazon, does the job just fine.

You won't have to wait long his shifts only last around 3hrs

 

[Eat more cake]

Marion of Paisley - The Patron Saint of Crapets.

 

[shadyessex33]

Marion of Paisley - The Patron Saint of Crapets.

Our neighbour has just had a new carpet delivered. I said to them “ooh that’s a lovely colour CRAPET!!” without realising. They just looked at me like I was a bit slow

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Oh ladies and gentlemen he’s acknowledged he’s stuck for words.
Here have these three:
Total.bleeping.Narcissist.

 

[Eat more cake]

Lost for words but managed to say so forth at least 5 times in those stories. I counted .

 

[Poptart]

I think he must have hair dysmorphia, what with the anti hair wrap vacuum, £300 hair dryer and his hair straighteners.

Hair dysmorphia Am deed ma lovelie

 

[Cagayu]

Mario #25 - a new hoover for the dwarf so aye and so forth

 

[Whatsallthis]

Why did Moira spring to mind when I saw this?

I don’t even have words. What a strange display of ‘stuff’ in the squares too

 

[shadyessex33]

Why did he put a sparkle filter over the flowers?! fucks sake he is on one today!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Why did he put a sparkle filter over the flowers?! fucks sake he is on one today!

Spine brite ma luvlee