Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Ah wunner what Deek & Beak would look like in their hotel reception setting off out to explore CostaTeguise?
Outfits? Accessories?
If only there was a way tae find out..
@hopethishelpsallthebest

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We'll get this place aw cosy in no time, Deek. So aye.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

It’s her bespoke door knocker oan the ootside you troll! The spyhole is in the knocker.

So he got a ring doorbell despite having an exterior key code door AND a bespoke cooncil door knocker

Deek must be affronted when looking out his spyhole and seeing this bag of shit.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I hope he’s better for the weekend or what we going to talk about I even miss the dots of doom at this point!

There's always something Marion related to talk aboot, ma lovelie. Even if it's for throwbacks also. Or even talking aboot Marion's new hairstyle and so forth.

 

[peachy-keen]

found the original decorations

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Oooh I reckon @hopethishelpsallthebest could mock us up a pic of his OF page!
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So aye, come and join Only Fans ma lovelies, where you'll see ma bespoke content, including my bald, talc covered, little boaby, button mushroom, also.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Aww Marion hen, you can wash your bin the same time. Keep you power.

 

[SuzyE]

I mean come on Mario. You're 40 now mate, so these look ridiculous in a small flat with two middle aged men and no kids. It's creepy as hell to the outside world!

 

[Babybail93]

Dickhead

Finally admitted she has no taste. We’ve known that for years, hen.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Looks shit (but I bet it cost a fortune). Can you imagine Mario’s version of this?

Like this, ma lovelie.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Autumn vibes.

 

[Ferguson]

Ah wunner how much longer we have to wait for the pepper to re-emerge.
#authentic autumn

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

How the fuck did she fit sitting in the shower? The thought of her squeezed intae the shower, her naked fat podgy body, sobbing, cracks me up. I'd cry if that was my life too.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Autumn has arrived in Chernobyl towers
#summer2023 #also

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

I might sound like a complete cow but I hate this "women should always raise up other women" stuff just because we share the same organs. No, I don't have to back you just because you've got a vagina if you're a total bitch. I'll back women I respect (and men) all day long. But if you're a grade a C*** (like most of these Insta wankers who love to spout the Be King bullshit while they're slagging off other mums at the school gates) then sorry but no. You're a bitch and no amount of bullshit Instagram affirmations will change that.

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Hens, I’ve had an absolute mare of a day. The wean was sent home from school poorly (high temp, laboured breathing) so I called 111 who sent us to an urgent care unit. After an hour there on a nebuliser and watching the kiddo struggling to breath, they sent us by ambulance to the nearest A&E where he’s been under observation all afternoon. Little lad has been so brave and a complete trooper while he had oxygen masks on, going for tests and taking various medicines. Even turning on the charm with the nurses, grinning the whole way in the ambulance and being so cheeky and cute with the doctors. And barely a single complaint the entire day!

So answer me this hens! How can a small child be admitted to A&E and still complain less than a grown arse man who got a bit poorly!? Even kids in the waiting room with broken bones were soldiering on!
Shown up by a bunch of actual children!

Little Snail is just fine though. They reckon he might have Asthma so we’ll be sent home as soon as he’s been stable for at least two hours and probably get a follow up with the GP

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Well, it would explain the witches hats. Trying to imagine him up a ladder and nailing up his tat. Hahaha Deek am gonna faint also!

Deek push harder ya wee basturt the nooo!!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

There is so much wrang with this picture that I don’t even know where to start with it

 

[CrapEars]

I had an mri scan the other day. It was my head they were scanning. They put a kind of cage thing over your head to keep it still during the scan
Anyway, I have a normal sized nose, in fact it’s almost petite, and the cage thing touched the end of my nose. And it made me think, how would Marion manage? They’d never be able to do the cage up, it’d squash his nose in half. Thinking about the logistics of it all kept me occupied during most of the scan, so I suppose I should thank him for that at least.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

The wee man in the van at the kelpies must no be selling drugs, he chairges £4.99 for a 1 scoop cone, that wis the day i went without! Robbin bastard!

Hen, Mr Best and I went out today for ice cream, 4 scoops each with toppings in a plastic cup, lovely it was, they went above and beyond, but £23.90 for the two. Mr Best almost collapsed in the street like Marion did during covid part one. He's still shook to be honest, also.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Here's a little story off Marion.

Here we have it, straight from the fat slags mouth. She's aboot to have a shit on her bed, also.