Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

[Ferguson]

@Ferguson Wtf is going oan with you today hen, I'm sure I've seen like 12 different hairstyles on your picture!

Ah got too warum with the longer styles so shaved it off.
Am recovering fae covid and was boiling underneath my polyester bag & pumpkin blanket.

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

What was that video about? Why the dramatic Billie Eilish song? (That was famously in the Barbie movie. But that’s no his passion and he’s not jumping on the band wagon) Why is he acting like he as dying? Why do insta twats always have Covid worse than anyone else in the world? Can you imagine if she got pregnant and had a baby. We’d absolutely never hear the end of it. Makes me glad she doesn’t have the plumbing to carry a baby!

 

[Madge2022]

Hay Monday, ah've jist heard the most terrible news oan the wireless, East Kilbride shopping centre may be demolished fur housing! Ah'm gonni start a petition as where will Martin and his carer go fur a wee day oot? It's goat historic importance as that's where Martin hud tae send food back due being cauld, even though he loves the cauld, also.

PS. Get up fur me, moap kick and spine bright

 

[Jeai]

Autumnal Eek wiv Beak and Deek

 

[blueblue]

Hay Monday, ah've jist heard the most terrible news oan the wireless, East Kilbride shopping centre may be demolished fur housing! Ah'm gonni start a petition as where will Martin and his carer go fur a wee day oot? It's goat historic importance as that's where Martin hud tae send food back due being cauld, even though he loves the cauld, also.

PS. Get up fur me, moap kick and spine bright

There rumour has been rife for years, and I'm fairness ek shopping centre is shite. But I don't believe they can close it easily as it has council facilities in it.

 

[muscadet]

The Nescafé sachets, the knitted bum hole, the anal beads; what a delight for my eyes this morning

 

[mammaof3]

£12.99 for that cardboard cat house.

In that rain video, it sounds like he has the kettle on.

 

[Poptart]

Is boiling with the covid. But sits under fleecy blanket’s drinking Horlicks and is so ill but manages to decorate for Autumn. Pull the other one hen its got button mushrooms on it.

 

[nefariousnellie]

Even one autumn decoration is too many my kerry katonas are affronted

 

[mammaof3]

I wonder if his bosses are keeping an eye on his SM posts the noo.

 

[Skyflier6727]

“Autumn House 2023” and here’s me with the same decor I’ve had since my 2022 Xmas tree came down

 

[Keepingupappearances]

What in the b&m is going on

 

[Babybail93]

I wonder if his bosses are keeping an eye on his SM posts the noo.

I’d love him to get sacked. Little scumbag beni scrounger

 

[CrapEars]

I had an mri scan the other day. It was my head they were scanning. They put a kind of cage thing over your head to keep it still during the scan
Anyway, I have a normal sized nose, in fact it’s almost petite, and the cage thing touched the end of my nose. And it made me think, how would Marion manage? They’d never be able to do the cage up, it’d squash his nose in half. Thinking about the logistics of it all kept me occupied during most of the scan, so I suppose I should thank him for that at least.

 

[muscadet]

Oh no the witches hats have ended me they look so bleeping stupid and also he disnae dae Halloween it’s no fur him

 

[SuzyE]

I mean come on Mario. You're 40 now mate, so these look ridiculous in a small flat with two middle aged men and no kids. It's creepy as hell to the outside world!

 

[youare1]

Oh no the witches hats have ended me they look so bleeping stupid and also he disnae dae Halloween it’s no fur him

They look ridiculous mixed with the autumn bits, choose one or the other.

 

[Babybail93]

Naaaa! I’m out! The bleeping witch hats hanging off the ceiling what a pedalo!

 

[MrsJustinTimberlake]

Ok so he doesn’t do Halloween so what’s with the witches hats?? Honestly he’s such a twit. Its not even like he has kids to decorate for. I will stick my hand up and admit we do carve a pumpkin and decorate the living room and hall for Halloween BUT I’ve got 3 children and we make it fun for them. I’m not a 40 year old bloke living in a cupboard bedsit flat hovel

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

Howling at the witches hats. Had to give my avatar a wee makeover in honour of or Marion and his witches hats