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my roomba would eat this for breakfast <smell the welth> factual
Looks tit (but I bet it cost a fortune). Can you imagine Mario’s version of this?
What happened to be kind? And if you don’t like it just move on and don’t say anything? And chantin on women from the rooftops?
Oh I see when tattle says it about him it’s trolling but he’s allowed to slag off who he wants?
Oh I see when tattle says it about him it’s trolling but he’s allowed to slag off who he wants?
Jealous little witch isn't she.
Mario, did Sad Sadie never tell you. 'If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.
Capeesh also.
Yeah, buy some more, Mario, they'll probably look great.
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Hay David and Mario, this is you! No personality, weirdos, joy sucking little old men.
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Aww cosy also
Pure Mr Bean vibes there hen 
He looks such a slimy sleazy creep in that pic. Reminds me of a bloke that was in emmerdale maybe last year with slicked back greasy dark hair. He was a creep too
Like this, ma lovelie.Looks tit (but I bet it cost a fortune). Can you imagine Mario’s version of this?
If he wanted to do a deep clean, story it all and make reels and had loads of ideas for his Autumn decor why didn’t he wait until…..ooohhh I don’t know…. Autumn! before decorating, instead of doing it during a summer heatwave when he was unwell! If he had more than one brain cell they would fight.
If he had a colab with a company ( ha ha ha ha ) and someone put a post on like he has about rita x primark …. By god he would have a bleeping fit and be crying troll out his scabby top floor gaza strip flat and be putting dots of doom on for days telling his mafia he is fine, totally fine, fine, fine, fine, dont DM me i am in my safe space, fine, i’m fine
Maz. They ain't pains. They are pains aux raisins. Pain is just bread. Ffs stop being such a melon can't you get even the most simple thing right you thick bastard. READ THE PACKET YOU PLUM
Urgh and this is why we call you creepy and weird, Mario
Aww can’t beat an old good butter pains! 
Butter pains puts me in mind ae his Santa butt(er) plug he goat fur Christmas dinner n then 3 weeks later he showed a photae ae the inside of the fridge after a food shop and there front and centre wiz the Santa butter unopened and untouched wasteful git
wasteful git
What the duck haha. That ball on the floor is a health and safety disaster.
These twats walk amongst us.
He said he put up his tat while super dosed on pain.
Aya aye, the lady doth protest too much.
Too much info Mario is often a lie.
Is his boss a ''fan''?
Aya aye, the lady doth protest too much.
Too much info Mario is often a lie.
Is his boss a ''fan''?
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