Or a sofa that you could even face sleeping on for a nightCommon sense should tell him if he's sleeping in the same bed he'll catch Derek's cold, so you sleep in another bedroom.....Oh wait, he doesn't have a spare bedroom, oops
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Nothing to stop him sleeping on the sofa. Oh wait, it's too narrow and uncomfortable to sleep on. The bath then? Oh hang on, he's not got one of those either. Out on the patio then in the hammock? Oh no, he's not got one of those either. Sucks to be you Maz!Common sense should tell him if he's sleeping in the same bed he'll catch Derek's cold, so you sleep in another bedroom.....Oh wait, he doesn't have a spare bedroom, oops
Ah wunner what Deek & Beak would look like in their hotel reception setting off out to explore CostaTeguise?
Outfits? Accessories?
If only there was a way tae find out..
@hopethishelpsallthebest
He defo would know about it! I’ve had it once when i was 18, nit a nice experience! My hubby had it last october and was off work for 3 weeks!
I've had it as well. I could hardly move and it stuck around for several weeks. It's horrible
I’m surprised he’s no made wee poorly Deek decamp to the breeze blocks I mean sofa so he didn’t catch itCommon sense should tell him if he's sleeping in the same bed he'll catch Derek's cold, so you sleep in another bedroom.....Oh wait, he doesn't have a spare bedroom, oops
High footfall area? Oh hang on thats the cats bedroom
There is so much wrang with this picture that I don’t even know where to start with it
Gads! Boking at his wee hairy, peely wally legs. 
I reckon that is a costa teguise outfitView attachment 2425943
There is so much wrang with this picture that I don’t even know where to start with it
Unless..... he's really going away. Nah, he just got the shits hasn't he?View attachment 2425943
There is so much wrang with this picture that I don’t even know where to start with it
And the home of the WiFi code. Not much room for anything else!
@Ferguson that @mrsbucket is trying tae say youse ur fat and/or ugly and kin oanly get pumped fae behind. That deserves a square go, ah'll be chanting youse fae the rooftoaps hauding yer jaiket, also. #fightWell done oan the thread title wee baby gurul @Ferguson. I hope yir headteacher pops roond for a wee celebratory over the bath pump.
IYKYK 🫶
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Another thread title right there. If @Ferguson wins again she will let the heidy take his
tae the bumming fort #treatitWell enough to take a posing selfie in his Bet Lynch shorts though. Pathetic, creepy tit!
He’s on a bespoke comma. Come down from his party-that-wasn’t-a-party and realisation that his life is still tit, and now he’s in his 40s.
Omg! This is now burned intae my retinas! Like when you look at a light bulb. I can still see it when I close my eyes!View attachment 2425943
There is so much wrang with this picture that I don’t even know where to start with it
Grim. Those nylon shorts are gonna make his wee boaby stench. God he's such a fanny. Man up Maz you cretin.
@Ferguson that @mrsbucket is trying tae say youse ur fat and/or ugly and kin oanly get pumped fae behind. That deserves a square go, ah'll be chanting youse fae the rooftoaps hauding yer jaiket, also. #fight
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Another thread title right there. If @Ferguson wins again she will let the heidy take his
ah'm pyoor affronted at the bath suggestion also. Absolutely vile. None of us deserved tae see that.
Omg those legs those shorts; I’m gonny have to take tae ma bed to recover 
Those better be shorts and no undies so aye
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