I cannae get over the pumpkin on the bed. It's so stupid. I'm going to go to small business asda Govan and plonk a cauliflower oan mine to celebrate harvest because it amounts to the same thing
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The post he has shared about his nostalgic Christmas memories, everything he stands for is the exact opposite of that post. Every single thing he does is for likes and validation on Instagram.
Autumn has arrived in Chernobyl towers
#summer2023 #also
#summer2023 #also
What on earth are those witches hats 
he cannot be serious
he cannot be serious
Not the flesh light! Hahahahahaha
Brilliant! Ye've goat tae love the micro - wullies
And where does he put it and all the cushions when they go to bed. Getting up for a pee in the middle of the night must be like Krypton factor ifdkgtk
The teeth in tbe fireplace. I've just had to have a drag of inhaler it made me wheeze that much
They were left over from the tit hung at XmasWhy is there 2 extra hooks? Did he hang them all up and think that looks bleeping stupid, take 2 down and think perfect nooo!
canny mind what it was boo but he defo had command hooks for something
What's he done with that little cart thing that he was bragging that pretty little home sent him for free. I can't see it unless @hopethishelpsallthebest has stuck a penis in it!
I can only imagine what a tit show Xmas is going to be this year ! We’ll get to see it before Halloween is here anyway. We know Mazda likes to spunk Christmas prematurely.
I’m predicting a forest green colour theme.
I’m predicting a forest green colour theme.
Personally im buzzing for his premature ejaculation of Hinches theme from last year
It was the snowflake decorations. Ah bet he tried tae get the fixings aff the ceiling efter crissmas but couldn't and bought the hats tae pretend he needs tae keep the hooks away year roonThey were left over from the tit hung at Xmas
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It's definitely there, think it might huv been high footfall area which means ah wuz rang at that area no being revealed. Ah'm pyoor affronted so changing ma name by deed poll tae Gary Glitter and already booked plastic surgery. #newlife #madgewho
ETA, it's in the living room. Affronted again, new name is Fred West #garywho
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The money grabber aff linked all that shite when he bought them.
and why has he filtered his pics to death on some but not the others?
Those pumpkin covers are so orange just like Deek.
and why has he filtered his pics to death on some but not the others?
Those pumpkin covers are so orange just like Deek.
Haha you do make me giggle. Missed the cart among all the other crap he's stuffed on that tiny shelfIt was the snowflake decorations. Ah bet he tried tae get the fixings aff the ceiling efter crissmas but couldn't and bought the hats tae pretend he needs tae keep the hooks away year roon
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It's definitely there, think it might huv been high footfall area which means ah wuz rang at that area no being revealed. Ah'm pyoor affronted so changing ma name by deed poll tae Gary Glitter and already booked plastic surgery. #newlife #madgewho
ETA, it's in the living room. Affronted again, new name is Fred West #garywho
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How much do we think he’s wasted on all this tat then? Few hundred quid? And for what?
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