Best looking creature in the bedsit and nae debates.
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A victim, feel sorry for the poor little creature.
Exactly. Poor Rayne's done nothing, and she's beautiful!
So he reckons he put his autumn tat out, while dosed up on pain and he's not happy with it cos he didnt film it for content... To me, that just proves that he only done it for insta and to be the first on that app to showcase his tat. Otherwise, why do it if you're no well? He's really getting on my wick 
There was absolutely no reason for him to put all that autumn/Halloween tat out if he was feeling unwell- it’s not even mid September, he could’ve waited a week but as mentioned above he’s so desperate to get it all out on Instagram for the likes and have some weird smug satisfaction of being first to get his decorations up that he’s realised now he’s made a mess of it. He’s honestly not well.
Why is he trying to position himself as some sort of seasonal tat decoration martyr? He really is so strange! Just when you think that he couldn’t get any more pathetic, he does. 
hole, also. So aye
hole, also. So ayeHe needs to take it all down now anyway. M&S have just declared it officially the start of Xmas and we know he loves working to a retail calender.
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It would have made more sense if he'd at least waited for the temperature to drop a bit. Utterly ridiculous whipping out the witches hats in September while the rest of the country is still slathering themselves in sun cream and barking at their kids to drink more water! He'd have only had to wait a week or so. Feeling positively cool in the South today and Mr Snail declared "feels like sausages and mash for dinner weather". But he had to be first so he rushed it out and, surprise surprise, it looks tit. And now he's seeing the other Insta Huns putting their Autumn tit up and he's positively seething that it looks better.
Mas, us women do not claim you. Having no pals and having nothing else to do but spend all your time with mum, sister and aunty doesn't mean that women love you, it means those 3 had no choice but to put up with you. And no man I know would want to be your friend either as you are full of tit, a liar, and either still a child, or possibly a childsnatcher with your weird ways. The "lassies" you've gathered through your working life most likely felt sorry for you and said let's take this oddball under our wing. And your insta 'friends', well, less said about them the better!
Can you imagine being pals with him, you'd be talking about how stressed you are with work, your kids etc and he'd be saying "yeh I can't sleep at night because i can't find my neon pumpkin sign, have only got 17 stapul mascaras and my flat stinks of cat piss.
Can you imagine being pals with him, you'd be talking about how stressed you are with work, your kids etc and he'd be saying "yeh I can't sleep at night because i can't find my neon pumpkin sign, have only got 17 stapul mascaras and my flat stinks of cat piss.
Not his post about standing with women after his story about how Rita Ora shouldn’t have got the Primark collab.
And then to go on to say he would like a male pal that would be scared he fancied them.
I can’t, I really can’t anymore.
And then to go on to say he would like a male pal that would be scared he fancied them.
I can’t, I really can’t anymore.
Here's a little story off Marion.
Here we have it, straight from the fat slags mouth. She's aboot to have a tit on her bed, also.
Here we have it, straight from the fat slags mouth. She's aboot to have a tit on her bed, also.
Marion's definitely been reading here 
why fake a message about standing by women when you got called out for pitting two women against each other. bleeping massive twit 
why fake a message about standing by women when you got called out for pitting two women against each other. bleeping massive twit 
If he didn’t act like some extra terrestrial that arrived on planet Earth last year pretending to be a human/wasn’t dropped on his head by wee Sadie as a baby multiple times, maybe he’d have actual friends. He’s so bleeping strange.
Martin, just cos youse ur a fanny disnae make youse a champion fur wummin. #naedebates
Ahem… bit too much info there
“We’re not going to swiftly bum” for next thread title suggestionAll.of his filler has rushed out of his thin dried jerky looking lips. How is it possible it's instantly migrated.
Various problems with his autumnween © dumpster on fire *decorations* it's incoherent, he's got childish stuff, the witches hats, some normalish stuff like cushion covers, scented autumn candles. Then, as he has to go over the top there are various mushrooms, pointless add nothing, glass/ceramic pumpkins ditto also. He doesn't think things through, it's a mix of ideas pinched from.other accounts and badly copied, and whatever cheap stuff b&m and home bargains have in. It's like a charity shop window, all the odds and sods displayed.
Various problems with his autumnween © dumpster on fire *decorations* it's incoherent, he's got childish stuff, the witches hats, some normalish stuff like cushion covers, scented autumn candles. Then, as he has to go over the top there are various mushrooms, pointless add nothing, glass/ceramic pumpkins ditto also. He doesn't think things through, it's a mix of ideas pinched from.other accounts and badly copied, and whatever cheap stuff b&m and home bargains have in. It's like a charity shop window, all the odds and sods displayed.
Another day another unintelligible rambling
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Awww I think our baby gurl Rayn is beautiful. She’s always just scowling whenever he’s around and filtered to duck
Cannot believe in this year 2023, the year of our Lord and saviour (Margot Robbie barbie) Mario is trying to position himself as a feminist icon. Get to duck I'd rather be oppressed and nae debates
My son said the gays don’t want him either
Some fuckers gotta claim him. If the gays are refusing, then Scotland has to take full responsibility also.
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