Cleaning with Mario #108 Mario McKnight, always the influenced, never the influencer

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I’m all for raspberry sauce but normally it’s drizzled on rather than one suspicious looking blob. I’m crabbit the day 😂 mibbies I need to get masel a wee ice cream and treatit masel wae ma petty cash
Oh I've seen them digging a wee hole for the sauce tae go in.
Hen, huv twa big scoops and a flake and some sauce, it's a weel kent cure for the crabbitness. In fact I should eat mare ice cream masel 🙄
 
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Barshaw Park is quite a wee bit away from them if walking when you're apparently on death's door.

Tit.

If he got a bus/taxi whilst still positive then what a selfish selfish witch she is.
 
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Barshaw Park is quite a wee bit away from them if walking when you're apparently on death's door.

Tit.

If he got a bus/taxi whilst still positive then what a selfish selfish witch she is.
Unless of course he hasn't got and never had the COVID in the first place. So aye.
 
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It's raspberry sauce hen and it tastes 😋...well I like it anyway.
Had an ice cream man coming to work twice a week.
Only £1.20 for a 99 with a flake, juice everything.
Even gives us a discount because we all buy one.

Hasn't turned up this week.
We were disappointed.

He's been arrested. Selling drugs from his Ice cream van 🤣
 
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Had an ice cream man coming to work twice a week.
Only £1.20 for a 99 with a flake, juice everything.
Even gives us a discount because we all buy one.

Hasn't turned up this week.
We were disappointed.

He's been arrested. Selling drugs from his Ice cream van 🤣
They all do that don't they? My favourite is a twin cone 99 with blue sauce and no drugs!
 
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Had an ice cream man coming to work twice a week.
Only £1.20 for a 99 with a flake, juice everything.
Even gives us a discount because we all buy one.

Hasn't turned up this week.
We were disappointed.

He's been arrested. Selling drugs from his Ice cream van 🤣
Your ice cream man is Mr Softy Top and nae debates oan ma page
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Barshaw Park is quite a wee bit away from them if walking when you're apparently on death's door.

Tit.

If he got a bus/taxi whilst still positive then what a selfish selfish witch she is.
It’s only about a 5 min walk. It’s at the end of the road from him. Xx
 
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They all do that don't they? My favourite is a twin cone 99 with blue sauce and no drugs!
Do they? I thought it was just a conspiracy theory.
Nay wunner ours needs a bespoke sideline tbh. Selling them so cheap 🤣
 
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Do they? I thought it was just a conspiracy theory.
Nay wunner ours needs a bespoke sideline tbh. Selling them so cheap 🤣
To be fair it probably is an urban myth! Definitely someone told me that once and gullible me obvs believed it!
 
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Had an ice cream man coming to work twice a week.
Only £1.20 for a 99 with a flake, juice everything.
Even gives us a discount because we all buy one.

Hasn't turned up this week.
We were disappointed.

He's been arrested. Selling drugs from his Ice cream van 🤣
The wee man in the van at the kelpies must no be selling drugs, he chairges £4.99 for a 1 scoop cone, that wis the day i went without! Robbin bastard!
 
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It’s only from the orange dot. I don’t know if I’ll be breaking rules if I say his street name 😂
Ah could nae even pronounce it hen.

Let's no forget, 2024 will take us on a wee demolition journey for the scheme. All being rehoused in new builds.
Apart fae Martin's block of course
 
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