Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Oooh new thread, love the title.

@Ferguson pic you requested of Marion's sippy cups

Busy day the day hens, so will catch up later also, tons blessings on this autumn day, am away.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Screaming imagining them two carting the wet washing around to the brother’s in a wee granny shopping trolley stinking fusty by the time they get there because it’s been stuffed in a closed in space still wet. What a life!

Strutting down Seedhill Road as if she's Rihanna, also.

 

[Very Cherry]

I’ve got a simple but perfect name for his page ‘Buying utter shite with Marion McKnight’.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

A passport holder, in pink. Labels on their cases. Cabin bags that (hopefully) are too big to be allowed in the cabin. One of those neck cushion thingies. A straw hat.

Nah. Can't think what you mean also.
Oor two boujee beejons would never, so aye.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Thread title suggestion-

Cleaning with Mario #106: 5 foundations and no hoose

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Might wear the mdf cleaning with Mario sign wee Deek goat him as a necklace fur exposure.

Ah'm hoping him and wee Deek huv matching holiday clothes, like Hinches Ron and Lon wi their names oan them

 

[Ferguson]

Some pyoor funny moments on the last thread...

We had..

@Ratgrrl sharing a bespoke crossword puzzle full of Marionisms

A spotted in the wild image captured by @Kirky19 revealing the sheer magnitude of the scabies on the flat heed

A revelation by @ScottishMammy92 who telt us that home bargs Paisley staff rip the pish oota Maz

An introduction to a bespoke dog breed in the scent BeeJong

The grand reveal of her new wax melt in the scent Cunt Washings

An updated profile pic in the scent Beige Cardi

Skincare reveal in the Scent Snail Jizz

The word succumb in the scent circum

And.... Holiday cups (personalised) with top tips in the scent silly cunt.

Also x

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Oh ffs Marion, not everything is meant to be oan that app also.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Why's Deek only on lesson number 3?
One lesson every 6 weeks.
Will be passed in no time also.

That magic tree will be put aside for another 12 years also.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Deek ya wee scruffy basturt, set ma wee stool down the nooo, and fetch me ma fucking solero, also.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

he'll have some zoflora boiling away on wax melt burner on the dashboard. Every sort of naff seat cover he can find. No

And a christmas tree also.

 

[Ferguson]

Thread title suggestion
Credited tae auld @Madge2022

"Deek & Beak #Lanzarote2024"

 

[peachy-keen]

Need I say any more?

 

[Skyflier6727]

I’ve got a simple but perfect name for his page ‘Buying utter shite with Marion McKnight’.

This needs to be the next thread title

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Just simply Mario, she says. Don't you mean simple Mario, you thick, fat cunt. Also.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Let’s break this list down, shall we?

Autumn: It’s still summer, dope.
Dark nights: It’s never dark in Beirut Towers, between the blue lights in the communal staircases to stop the junkies shooting up, and the constant flashing of emergency services vehicles on their way to the most recent ear-removal
Crackling fires: Doesn’t have a chimney, or a fireplace.
Crisp mornings: Works four hours a day so doesn’t see many mornings.
Falling leaves: Nature doesn’t survive in Beirut.
Yummy s’mores: Disnae like chocolate.
Time with family: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa.
Cosy sweaters: Manky hoosecoat.

 

[Galaxy 10]

Imagine been 40 years old babysitting your brothers dog on a Sunday afternoon cos you and your partner are sad bastards, i wonder does he leave sweets and soft drinks for them throws him a 20 note when he's going home absolutely tragic

 

[Shrekssister]

There's no one single thought behind them eyes is there

 

[muscadet]

He will of taken them round to his brothers if they are watching the dog today imagine having to take your cunt washings to someone else’s garden cause they will get stolen oot your back

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Imagine buying your make up 1 year in advance, then using it for the week you go away, whilst you got 11 million products open at home from 2008. This tit head has severe learning difficulties, I don't understand why he's not been formally diagnosed. He looks no different with make up on. 12 different concealers ain't going to conceal your ugly, fat, cunty face. And burn those pj's and hoosecoat you scruffy slag.