Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

[bigmouth1927]

Wonder if he'll try to use his shart card for an upgrade to 1st class oan their Jet 2 flight.

Also, demand priority disability boarding, also.

We've all got our disabilities hen!
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Telling people that wax melts having an affect on animals is a load of shite, is highly unfactual of the highest! Essential oils are not good for animals and that poor cat is surrounded by toxic fumes. I can't use paraffin candles, only natural ones or my dog starts to cough and sneeze. So GIT YER FACTUAL FACTS RITE MAZ. I need a seat. And some class ✨️

This is the problem with these bloody influencers. They act like the authority on things and people take their word.

 

[Madge2022]

I'm six feet under at this image

With the angles now

Wee Deek and Beak Lanzarote 2024!

 

[Freefalling]

With the angles now

Wee Deek and Beak Lanzarote 2024!

I'm gonna kick up a few daisies for ya Doll, spine bright chanting you on Fae the rooftops

Deek and Beek that's gotta be a thread title

 

[Runforestrun]

With the angles now

Wee Deek and Beak Lanzarote 2024!

They can get Deek and Beak on a bespoke sun strip for Deeks wee car

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

We've all got our disabilities hen!
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This is the problem with these bloody influencers. They act like the authority on things and people take their word.

A meant tae write hell be ramming all the auld people and people with actual disabilities oot the road tae get tae the front of the queue for bespoke seats shouting "ayyye so wit we've aw goat oor disabilities".

 

[Popper]

Love him acting like an actual influencer and announcing that him a deed Deek have had the discussion and have decided not to share footage of their shite holiday to Lanzarote next year, on that app.

Who does he think he is? he already shares so much…. All he shares are videos of his legs walking through dog shite and littered pavements and beige food.

 

[muscadet]

In bed watching Two doors down. Failing to mention the man who created it died, surely he seen it mentioned

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

24 degrees and that thick slug is mincing aroon with the woodlouse coat also

Beautiful summer day and he’s pratting about in that butt ugly winter coat.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Might wear the mdf cleaning with Mario sign wee Deek goat him as a necklace fur exposure.

Ah'm hoping him and wee Deek huv matching holiday clothes, like Hinches Ron and Lon wi their names oan them

 

[Ferguson]

Thread title suggestion
Credited tae auld @Madge2022

"Deek & Beak #Lanzarote2024"

 

[twilightgarden]

Deek & Beak has me screaming

I’ve never been to Lanza, whits the plumbing situation like? Cue Mas abzalootely wrecking it so aye

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Deek & Beak has me screaming

I’ve never been to Lanza, whits the plumbing situation like? Cue Mas abzalootely wrecking it so aye

Disculpe, por favor, el baño está bloqueado también
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Disculpe, por favor, el baño está bloqueado también

For those who cannae be arsed translating, it's excuse me please, the toilet is blocked also.

 

[Sloppys]

Deek & Beak has me screaming

I’ve never been to Lanza, whits the plumbing situation like? Cue Mas abzalootely wrecking it so aye

Not good by the sounds of it. Imagine all his crappy sharty paper in the bin.

 

[Blahblah93]

If I went on holiday and Mario and Derek were there id be delighted. I would sit by the pool with a cocktail just listening and observing them all week. It would be great.

 

[AllieBee]

If I went on holiday and Mario and Derek were there id be delighted. I would sit by the pool with a cocktail just listening and observing them all week. It would be great.

I so hope a tattler is there and posts lots of in the wild pics. Imagine how angry beak features will be. He will be scanning the other holiday makers thinking which one of you is the spy. It will send him crazy, and he will have to spend all his time in his room!

 

[Shazzyshizzle]

Flying home from Lanza on Sunday hens I’ve been keeping an eye out for our wee Marian & guess what - not a personalised cup in sight! We’re already booked for 2024 can’t wait to see the bleep in the wild

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

There he is moaning about the warm weather yet again. FFS Marion you moan if it's hot, cold, warm, wet, windy, snowy, hail, thunder....blah blah.
Only temperature you like is being 'Coaaaassy' *said in a very nasally annoying voice'.

Ma lovelies I ventured to that lovely wee toon of Clydebank the day and visited that big Home Bargains. Wiz horrified to see 3...yes 3 long aisles dedicated to Christmas and hardly anything to Halloween. FFS!
I'm no a fan of Chrimbo but I did see the wee sleigh and all the tat that Marion spoke about last year. Hud such a panic attack that ah needed to leave.

 

[Ferguson]

Miserable negative fucker also.

 

[Madge2022]

Miserable negative fucker also.

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He's learned to spell hey!

 

[HappyLittleSnail]

He's learned to spell hey!

It’s a pre made GIF so it doesn’t count Also having to use fake bird sound effects Meanwhile those of us with front and back doors can open our windows (because our pets don’t hate us and attempt to jump out the window) and listen to the real birds