Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

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No way imagine admitting and actually typing on a social media app your finance spunks on your coupon 🤢🫣
 
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He's calling wee Deek a slug.

Hope Domboi slides intae Deek's DMs and trousers.
 
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Doesn’t he understand how mortgages work? You’re not just paying the bank money for fun. At the end of it you actually own your own home and have security in your old age. Also something to leave your children when you’re gone. He’s so bloody thick. He’d rather just spunk the rent money and spend petty cash on more tat.
 
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Why's Deek only on lesson number 3?
One lesson every 6 weeks.
Will be passed in no time also.
 
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Him saying that Rayn isn’t bothered about the wax melts, candles, etc because she doesn’t go near them??? It’s the bleeping 17189162 different fumes coming you have going in that pokey wee pencil case that’s harmful to her you daft fat slut. He’s so stupid it kills my brain cells. Factual. Also.
 
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I love it when he goes on these rants about why he doesn’t own property. He thinks it’s a flex but it just shows how sad and pathetic his insular little life is
 
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why is he getting his bedroom done again? he only just put the post house fire wallpaper up? And his bespoke hond knitted bed that he designed just for him?
 
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What is he on about paying a bank for 40 years? Does he not realise that at the end of the mortgage the house is his?
I was thinking the same, because it didn't make sense the way he bad mouthed the mortgage lenders 🤭
 
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What is he on about paying a bank for 40 years? Does he not realise that at the end of the mortgage the house is his?
As if he would get a 40 year mortgage anyway! Its not like he's young, he's middle aged and would be 80 by the time he finished paying. He hasn't git a mortgage because no one will give him one, he has too much debt.
 
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why is he getting his bedroom done again? he only just put the post house fire wallpaper up? And his bespoke hond knitted bed that he designed just for him?
Because that’s all he has. He will waste their money continuously redecorating that flat every year, room by room. In an endless cycle. He doesn’t seem to understand that it’s not up to him to stay there forever, the council makes that decision and it’s unlikely he’ll be able to stay forever
 
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Doesn’t he understand how mortgages work? You’re not just paying the bank money for fun. At the end of it you actually own your own home and have security in your old age. Also something to leave your children when you’re gone. He’s so bloody thick. He’d rather just spunk the rent money and spend petty cash on more tat.
You can tell how thick he is. All the bunking off school certainly did him no favours. Illiterate twit.
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I love it when he goes on these rants about why he doesn’t own property. He thinks it’s a flex but it just shows how sad and pathetic his insular little life is
I love it as well 🤭 The envy we know he has when he posts other people's houses, especially the ones he posts up at Christmas.

Yeah, you stay in your one bedroom cluttered flat, Mario. I'll definitely have you in mind when l put my Christmas garland up my staircase this year. Ner ner ner ner ner! 😜
 
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You can tell how thick he is. All the bunking off school certainly did him no favours. Illiterate twit.
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I love it as well 🤭 The envy we know he has when he posts other people's houses, especially the ones he posts up at Christmas.

Yeah, you stay in your one bedroom cluttered flat, Mario. I'll definitely have you in mind when l put my Christmas garland up my staircase this year. Ner ner ner ner ner! 😜
And then lapping up Hinch and Greedychops comments how stunning and cosy it is, while they are living in their big gaffs they managed to get after shafting their followers by advertising same shite as Martin. 👌
 
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Absolutely no one is in a rush to take tat towers off their hands, I'd honestly tit a brick at the thought of a night there.

Love how he disses a mortgage 🤣 so obvious they don't have a pot to piss in. I really hope chicken little reads this, you ain't fooling anyone buddy
 
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I bet he thinks that if he had a mortgage he’d not be able to afford to buy all the shite.

He’s addicted to buying stuff. He has no other source of happiness. No hobbies or socialising or exercise or cultural stimulation. He gets a rush from shopping.

He thinks his online engagement (😆) comes from his content, which is basically shopping hauls. He’s one of those pathetic instahuns who think if they fake the shopping and lifestyle for long enough, eventually brands will throw money and gifts at them. Tells himself it’s an investment and eventually his follower numbers will lead to lucrative brand deals and financial redemption.
 
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I’d rather pay the bank each month to eventually own ma home than pay the rent to a landlord and line their pockets, Christ he just gets it all so wrong at every opportunity 😂
 
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