He can use the wee wagon to pull Deek along in!
Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place
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He's quick to buy they dates autumn chrissmass wooden plaque signs and display them all over the bedsit. Whatever happened to the beautiful pure stunning so nice bespoke @ cleaning with Mario that Deed Deek got him? Said he would put up and never did.
Added to my list of ick's grown men buying seasonal tat for their flat. It's weird ma page ma rules.
I need to stop talking like Marion to Mr Isa because our dog was being greedy tonight and was wanting more of my oldest dinner, she told the dog no more, lie down ... Capeesh.. I was pure affronted I said speak to dog like that again I would send Mr Isa to have words with her because I don't like confrontation, mop kick her out the door. Also.
Soo ayyye.
Added to my list of ick's grown men buying seasonal tat for their flat. It's weird ma page ma rules.
I need to stop talking like Marion to Mr Isa because our dog was being greedy tonight and was wanting more of my oldest dinner, she told the dog no more, lie down ... Capeesh.. I was pure affronted I said speak to dog like that again I would send Mr Isa to have words with her because I don't like confrontation, mop kick her out the door. Also.
Soo ayyye.
I know my passions are no his passions and so forth but all that landfill also. He's filled an entire skip in 2023 alone so aye
Lol I'm the same. I told my kid to sit doon and get some class. Me and my sis always text each other in pure Mario talk.
Ma lovelies, has oor Mas been on a wee “inverted commas” journey this week?
Ahv noticed him “randomly using them” incorrectly, so aye. It’s like somebody’s had a wee word to tell him they’re “speech marks and so forth” that he needs to put around “things people say” an aw that. He’s had a belter of a time trying to get that right.
Got ma popcorn on standby for when we venture into apostrophes.
Spine bright ma hens!
Ahv noticed him “randomly using them” incorrectly, so aye. It’s like somebody’s had a wee word to tell him they’re “speech marks and so forth” that he needs to put around “things people say” an aw that. He’s had a belter of a time trying to get that right.
Got ma popcorn on standby for when we venture into apostrophes.
Spine bright ma hens!
He’s goat a million bleeping cups already!!!Noooo he’s actually ordered a Stanley cupthe one who a drop of water never passes his crusty lips. He does actually have more klarna than sense bleeping spunk stain
FFS, I can’t with this idiot. He looks like Pepper Pig in that tracksuit; absolute munter! 
I actually called the Stanley cup as wellNoooo he’s actually ordered a Stanley cup
he’s about a year late as always though.I have missed so much of this page. I got stuck down a rabbit hole in aScottish tik tok page.
A stanley cup is wasted on him. I drink so much water and carry a 2lt bottle (esp in work) I would get the benefit of this type of cup but I just don’t see the point of spending all that money on a cup even with the klarna option which I’m sure he has used.
How many cups/mugs/bottles does this prune need??
A stanley cup is wasted on him. I drink so much water and carry a 2lt bottle (esp in work) I would get the benefit of this type of cup but I just don’t see the point of spending all that money on a cup even with the klarna option which I’m sure he has used.
How many cups/mugs/bottles does this prune need??
I’m taking full credit for him buying a Stanley cup. Called it last week 
But you don’t read here, do you Marion
But you don’t read here, do you Marion
I thought it might be someone who’d been chucked in the cells for the night but this protract-headed neep thinks he’s boujee so calls them clients.
you know you can get a fresh breeze by going to this bespoke place called outdoors
He's turned his full bougie bedsit into a skip, mair tat in there than every souvenir shops in Glasgow combined. And aw his tat is byootiful and such quality #nomaquote
Is Mario hanging his washing oot the windae? Must be reading here to try and prove he does have a washing line.
Auld Madge right noo ....
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Wee Deek is standing guard ower the bleep washings armed wi wax melts tae throw at the junkies. The wish version of Shaun of the dead.
He will of taken them round to his brothers if they are watching the dog today imagine having to take your bleep washings to someone else’s garden cause they will get stolen oot your back
imagine having to take your bleep washings to someone else’s garden cause they will get stolen oot your back Of course, youse ur a right wee Columbo and nae debatesHe will of taken them round to his brothers if they are watching the dog today
Are ma Kerry Katonas deceiving me or does he had a bed from that bespoke business Sienna Pube?
Sweet baby jesus of Nazareth. Borrowing a hoose, borrowing a wee beejong Dhollay, borrowing a hot tub and borrowing a washing line. He's wee Peagreen borrower, nae debates oan this post.
Has he put the bleep washings in the backyard of Beruit? Can guarantee it will be long gone by teatime
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