Cleaning with Mario #105 Jizz on his face, he’s a big disgrace, waving his snail snot all over the place

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Not Marion displaying his and Deeks wee button mushrooms, in the nude toop colour oan the buckled console table #ad the filthy fat pervert, also.

 

[Lyla001]

That Q&A about his birthday. Can you imagine turning 40 , and the most exciting this is going into town to spend yer 'birthday money' . He sounds about fuckin 12. Anyways B&Ms profits will soar at least! Factual.

 

[Ferguson]

Ah cannae understand why these companies don't want tae work with him

 

[Shrekssister]

I can't get my head round this buying all tour holiday stuff a year out. What's going to happen if deek finally hits puberty and has a growth spurt into size 13-14? Primark might no let him return the PlayStation swimming trunks that far out

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

By the way, Mario, I don’t hate you, I love you. You give me all this free entertainment. And, on days when I’m wrecked from my joab that is ma joab and wonder if I should pack it all in and have a much more scaled-back existence, I look at you and that gives me the power to push on.

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Fucks sake let the man have an opinion!

Mavis: What does it smell like?

Deek: It smellssss like.....

Mavis: Christmas. It smells like Christmas.

Deek: *blankface* Aye...

 

[Ferguson]

Here's some suggestions as you dinnae do any cleaning.

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Debt_avoidance_with_Mario

 

[peachy-keen]

Happy birthday to all you trolls. Mr peach got baby peach looked after at the weekend for my birthday and we managed to get out and have one of them more socialising than marios done all year

he’s going to Lanzarote has he forgotten he already told us this?? moron

 

[ChokingOnZofloraFumes]

Almost every product in that haul went viral in some way or the other.

Poor Mario, always the influenced, never the influencer eh?

 

[squirrelsintheattic]

Aren't all plates stackable?

 

[mrsbucket]

Deek looks like he's filtered in that pic his hips look wide and dont match his top half also king of autumn fuck off gonzo only one to take your crown is the fuckin dentist . He's a delusional dope i reckon he's a keyboard warrior he wouldn't dare say half the shit he does to your face in public the shit be rolling into his fake gucci's

Oh he definitely wouldny say boo tae a goose in real life. He likes tae pretend he's a bad bitch but in reality he walks aroond with his head down hoping nobody talks tae him. His papped in the wild photo confirms it and so forth.

 

[Daisy Uncle]

Nah. Can't think what you mean also.
Oor two boujee beejons would never, so aye.

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When they arrive the customs guy is going to say to Deek, seňor you can't bring an anteater into the country.

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

I bet he gets a wee braid on his 3 strands doon the beach.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

I mean, I’m no mathematician but pretty sure £23 isn’t half of £39.50

 

[Babybail93]

She still watches hen also.

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Someone has been sticking her hench nose oan this app again
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I’ve never heard Derek speak before. It has just cemented it fae me that he isn’t working with the full set

 

[Madge2022]

Auld Madge right noo ....

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Is Mario hanging his washing oot the windae? Must be reading here to try and prove he does have a washing line.

Wee Deek is standing guard ower the cunt washings armed wi wax melts tae throw at the junkies. The wish version of Shaun of the dead.

 

[Poptart]

Are we on christmas now? Did I miss Autumn? Fucks sake I have missed my jaunt to that place abroad noo then. Nevermind, I don't have a cup with my name on so it would have been a nightmare anyway.
Happy New Year everyone!

 

[GiftedNotFree]

Just noticed his new display picture on Instagram. At first glance it look like he’s wearing a halter neck top…. Which would actually be a better look than the longline beige granny cardi!

 

[geezabreak]

Another clown who doesn't realise a cold and influenza are not the same thing.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Like earring backs, Marion. Like earring backs.