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She’s taught the dog the closed eye scrunched nose smile
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She’s taught the dog the closed eye scrunched nose smile
Missymoo92
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In honour of that horrific monstrosity that was the Meat Loaf reel, I present to you... "Meat Oaf"! (Appropriate term for Babs!)
Missymoo92
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Keith EMon! 
ScrambledEggs
VIP Member
I’m deeply upset by this too. I’ve stayed away as much as I can from social media , I’m not coping with my mum’s death in November. I’d give anything to hear my mum’s voice again . I’m not sleeping, I’m not eating , I don’t want to be around people , I’m even struggling around my children..thankfully my husband is brilliant.
I didn’t broadcast my mum’s health or death on SM.
She really is a deplorable bitch.
Lady Doodle
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The Q&A about the therapist 
This I need to see!! I mean, actually I don't cos I know exactly how it'll go.
Q. Why are you having therapy?
A. Because 20 women who are mums and school governors keep saying I'm not a size 18 and I am. I AM!!
Q. How did you get referred?
A. I referred myself and took to Google and found one on Groupon
Q. Is therapy not available on the NHS?
A Yes it is for you lot my poor people, you might have to wait a while, be properly assessed to see how best you can be treated, and then be seen by some of the best people in the NHS, but I'm a spoilt bitch who just needs someone to validate me NOW!
Q. Is it helping?
A. Yes. She reminds me to take a day off on a Sunday and a week at Christmas to give me a break from the cowbags
Q. Do you find it hard?
A. No I love it, I love the attention and the reassurance that I'm amazing that she gives me.
Q. What qualifications does your therapist have?
A. An Excel Certificate made by her husband - that's when I knew she was "my people"
This I need to see!! I mean, actually I don't cos I know exactly how it'll go.
Q. Why are you having therapy?
A. Because 20 women who are mums and school governors keep saying I'm not a size 18 and I am. I AM!!
Q. How did you get referred?
A. I referred myself and took to Google and found one on Groupon
Q. Is therapy not available on the NHS?
A Yes it is for you lot my poor people, you might have to wait a while, be properly assessed to see how best you can be treated, and then be seen by some of the best people in the NHS, but I'm a spoilt bitch who just needs someone to validate me NOW!
Q. Is it helping?
A. Yes. She reminds me to take a day off on a Sunday and a week at Christmas to give me a break from the cowbags
Q. Do you find it hard?
A. No I love it, I love the attention and the reassurance that I'm amazing that she gives me.
Q. What qualifications does your therapist have?
A. An Excel Certificate made by her husband - that's when I knew she was "my people"
Lady Doodle
VIP Member
The likeness is uncanny
Ruby’s mum
VIP Member
Who in their right mind goes to ikea on a Saturday with children when they have all week to go on their own?
I normally lurk on this page but she made me so irate today i had to post. I am an average earner but her amount of spending has really riled me today. Off the top of my head outside of xmas and birthdays has bought herself: new slippers, converse,wellies,jeans, jumpers and a horrendous amount of hauls from other shops. This also excludes bedroom makeover including furniture and carpet (albeit badly fitted up to the wardrobe). And all this after she has confessed to debt problems in the past.
She has really infuriated me with her spending its not relatable to any family especially following christmas and multiple birthdays
She has really infuriated me with her spending its not relatable to any family especially following christmas and multiple birthdays
teaandtoast8
Chatty Member
THE NHS IS IN CRISIS, PLEASE DO NOT RING THE DOCTOR BECAUSE OF A SMALL BRUISE ON YOUR ARM
Lady Doodle
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Point proven!
She can still go to Home Bargains to buy a load of shit that nobody needs. So no Emma. You do not need to call your GP for your fucking bruised wrist! Absolute twat!!!!!!
ChickenWine
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Argh my first thread title!!!! Gonna throw on my manky pjs, do some high kicks, crack open a cock and let the good times roll a la babs!!!!!!!! Woooooo!!!!!!!! I should’ve added in the title she also doesn’t talk about covid!
teaandtoast8
Chatty Member
It’s not a mum tum when your youngest kid is nearly a decade old
Angechicken
Chatty Member
I’ll be blocked but I had to say something. I found that so upsetting. Her poor kids must be terrified of her!
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Barnabybear
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ITS JUST A BLOODY BRUISE!!!!!
I just can't tolerate her today.
I've just watched my son along with his teammates escort the coffin of someonewho didn't make it to 50, leaving a young family behind.
They did it with dignity, grace and humility way above their age bracket.
Maybe look those words up Emma and apply them to your own life and stop whinging about trivial things that have no bearing on anyone but yourself.
I just can't tolerate her today.
I've just watched my son along with his teammates escort the coffin of someonewho didn't make it to 50, leaving a young family behind.
They did it with dignity, grace and humility way above their age bracket.
Maybe look those words up Emma and apply them to your own life and stop whinging about trivial things that have no bearing on anyone but yourself.
Good Egg
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She’s pissed me off today.
You know I’m trying to get a diagnosis from the GP. I’m in constant pain. I’m anxious and depressed. I hardly leave the house anymore due to OCD. My blood pressure is really high 158/111 most days (I’ve been asked to record readings) and even I feel like I’m a waste of GP’s time and this waste of oxygen is moaning about a bruise!
I’ve been at work all weekend and it’s my day off today. I’m still ‘working’ as I have lots of housework and stuff to catch up on and I need to work on spreadsheets for a meeting on Thursday.
She has zero sense of reality.
I do it alone too. No PUS to come to my beck and call (not that I’d want a wet blanket like him lol
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You know I’m trying to get a diagnosis from the GP. I’m in constant pain. I’m anxious and depressed. I hardly leave the house anymore due to OCD. My blood pressure is really high 158/111 most days (I’ve been asked to record readings) and even I feel like I’m a waste of GP’s time and this waste of oxygen is moaning about a bruise!
I’ve been at work all weekend and it’s my day off today. I’m still ‘working’ as I have lots of housework and stuff to catch up on and I need to work on spreadsheets for a meeting on Thursday.
She has zero sense of reality.
I do it alone too. No PUS to come to my beck and call (not that I’d want a wet blanket like him lol
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Loopybird69
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This is what I see when I see poses like this
Well done Babs 
BonBon27
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@Gl1tt3rUn1c0rn Sadly I don’t think Greggs deliver to my village I’ll have some cocks #bitrude and some maltesers biscuits that have nothing to do with maltesers!
Happy new thread day Cow Bags!
*We began the last thread with Babs begging for “cute dog walking outfits” because she clearly can no longer fit in all the #size18 leggings and jeggings she’s shown off before. And clearly dog walking in her world = pose by a bush for an Insta worthy photo and then fuck off back to the sofa, otherwise old leggings, wellies and a warm coat is what you need. Not worrying about being “cute”
*Out for a cuppa with Erin and “friends” so a grid post of “one minute they’re babies, the next they’re not” bullshit. Stop pretending you’re bothered, we know you only spend time with them for ADs or content for the ‘gram and then banish them away/fester in your mummy corner while PUS parents.
*Babs and PUS have decided in their parenting wisdom not to talk to the kids about holidays because they don’t want to break their hearts when things get cancelled. Uuuhh….you’ve been on loads of holidays you spoilt brat. And most parents figured out months and months ago that getting your kids’ hopes up was silly as we’re in an actual pandemic. Not that Babs cares about “you know what”.
*Labelled a bottle of champagne to be opened when she gets a second book or clothes range - she’s “manifesting” these things. So if we all band together Cow Bags and manifest these things NOT to happen maybe the universe will listen to us rather than her! Altho to be fair she’s probably already got it lined up, then she can do the whole “oh wow I can’t believe this happened to little old me with positive thinking, see Babettes you can do anything if you manifest it hard enough” crap!
*Build up to Ethan’s birthday was, shockingly enough, all about Erin! And how Babs felt about her not being an “only” anymore. How lovely for her son.
Standard balloons in the bedroom (featuring Erin, who helped) and co-sleeping stories to make sure Ethan is as embarrassed as possible.
Cake at 6am, a list of how he loves Babs the most and then the same cake at dinner in the late afternoon. Plus the now standard “joke” of how Babs pretends she makes the cake, they all laugh, and she explains it was a supermarket purchase but that’s ok because she’s still a great mum. As she slurs like she’s drunk on stories to explain this. Of course you are Babs.
*Wellies. Christ on a bike the wellies. Never known anything like it. It was a resolution for her to buy some, she hasn’t had a new pair in years because she always puts the kids first (I know. LOL right??), they make her calves look delicious
*Begging for subscribers one day, celebrating getting 75k on YouTube the next. Did she buy herself bots? Most likely yes, yes she did! Harping on about her amazing career and showing (old) photos of all the awards she’s been given (years ago). She has no new bragging rights because her ‘career’ -AKA hobby of dicking around on the Internet that somehow earns her loads of money because the world is warped - has gone from bad to worse recently.
*A god awful reel of high jeggings, leggings and tights, and massive pants. Again with the pretending she’s body confident when it suits her, but we all know she poses in stupid ways and filters to look slimmer. She’s so bloody two faced.
*Claiming to be the “oldest person” on the “TikkyTokky” If that’s what you call it then yes, you are too old, annoying and stupid to have a public platform on that app. Or anywhere really.
*Friday night saw PUS standing on the kitchen counter to get a photo of Babs in a dress that looked like she’d borrowed it from Erin, with an unnecessary belt and the world’s ugliest knee high boots that may well cut off her blood circulation any minute. Boobs out, big pants and feeling “flirty”.
And all this was for a big night out - at the panto! Yep, highly appropriate dress and cleavage for a family outingThat was #gifted/an AD because the grabby cow would have not even thought of buying her own tickets and giving free ones to someone less fortunate than her.
Usual drivel about how everyone was “obsessed” with the show but absolutely no useful info if you too were planning a trip there. Then a glassy eyed selfie because she enjoyed a few tipples in the interval I imagine
*Roots done (brownie points if you can spot any difference), Saturday beg for engagement with “What are you up to today?” question box. Spoiler - she doesn’t give a shit what you’re up to! Out to buy school shoes because she will actually combust if she doesn’t shop or do an online purchase every bastard day.
Her vlog was buying plastic storage boxes, taking them home and seeing what she could find to put in them. FFS; 1 you have too much shit, 2 you can afford better quality storage solutions and 3 at least have a plan for a video you expect people to watch!
*The most hideous dress - like made out of curtains by Maria Von Trapp hideous - modelled, with a belt, as she jiggled around calling it “the dress of dreams”. No Babs. Really no. Plus the usual “I wish 24 year old Emma hadn’t worn black and hidden in corners all the time, now I love me and want to wear colours and fucking ugly flowers to show the world what a bellend I am” bullshit.
*Aggressive and angry “dancing” to the Encanto soundtrack; dragging poor Margot around with her while Ethan looked uncomfortable behind her. Awful. Extended to a shit reel of her in pyjamas flailing around. Copied, because she has no ideas of her own.
*Slurry stories to announce Sunday off. Then back on Monday with allergy chat
That’s led to more shopping for duvets and pillows. Of course.
Shopping and TikTok seems to be literally all she can do right now.
Mostly just slurry, ridiculous, grey faced aggressive stories mixed in with buying shit, showing shit off, being annoying and repeating herself. Standard Babs fun!
I’ll have some cocks #bitrude and some maltesers biscuits that have nothing to do with maltesers!Happy new thread day Cow Bags!
*We began the last thread with Babs begging for “cute dog walking outfits” because she clearly can no longer fit in all the #size18 leggings and jeggings she’s shown off before. And clearly dog walking in her world = pose by a bush for an Insta worthy photo and then fuck off back to the sofa, otherwise old leggings, wellies and a warm coat is what you need. Not worrying about being “cute”
*Out for a cuppa with Erin and “friends” so a grid post of “one minute they’re babies, the next they’re not” bullshit. Stop pretending you’re bothered, we know you only spend time with them for ADs or content for the ‘gram and then banish them away/fester in your mummy corner while PUS parents.
*Babs and PUS have decided in their parenting wisdom not to talk to the kids about holidays because they don’t want to break their hearts when things get cancelled. Uuuhh….you’ve been on loads of holidays you spoilt brat. And most parents figured out months and months ago that getting your kids’ hopes up was silly as we’re in an actual pandemic. Not that Babs cares about “you know what”.
*Labelled a bottle of champagne to be opened when she gets a second book or clothes range - she’s “manifesting” these things. So if we all band together Cow Bags and manifest these things NOT to happen maybe the universe will listen to us rather than her!
Altho to be fair she’s probably already got it lined up, then she can do the whole “oh wow I can’t believe this happened to little old me with positive thinking, see Babettes you can do anything if you manifest it hard enough” crap!*Build up to Ethan’s birthday was, shockingly enough, all about Erin! And how Babs felt about her not being an “only” anymore. How lovely for her son.
Standard balloons in the bedroom (featuring Erin, who helped) and co-sleeping stories to make sure Ethan is as embarrassed as possible.
Cake at 6am, a list of how he loves Babs the most and then the same cake at dinner in the late afternoon. Plus the now standard “joke” of how Babs pretends she makes the cake, they all laugh, and she explains it was a supermarket purchase but that’s ok because she’s still a great mum. As she slurs like she’s drunk on stories to explain this. Of course you are Babs.
*Wellies. Christ on a bike the wellies. Never known anything like it. It was a resolution for her to buy some, she hasn’t had a new pair in years because she always puts the kids first (I know. LOL right??), they make her calves look delicious
*Begging for subscribers one day, celebrating getting 75k on YouTube the next. Did she buy herself bots? Most likely yes, yes she did! Harping on about her amazing career and showing (old) photos of all the awards she’s been given (years ago). She has no new bragging rights because her ‘career’ -AKA hobby of dicking around on the Internet that somehow earns her loads of money because the world is warped - has gone from bad to worse recently.
*A god awful reel of high jeggings, leggings and tights, and massive pants. Again with the pretending she’s body confident when it suits her, but we all know she poses in stupid ways and filters to look slimmer. She’s so bloody two faced.
*Claiming to be the “oldest person” on the “TikkyTokky”
If that’s what you call it then yes, you are too old, annoying and stupid to have a public platform on that app. Or anywhere really.*Friday night saw PUS standing on the kitchen counter to get a photo of Babs in a dress that looked like she’d borrowed it from Erin, with an unnecessary belt and the world’s ugliest knee high boots that may well cut off her blood circulation any minute. Boobs out, big pants and feeling “flirty”.
And all this was for a big night out - at the panto! Yep, highly appropriate dress and cleavage for a family outing
That was #gifted/an AD because the grabby cow would have not even thought of buying her own tickets and giving free ones to someone less fortunate than her.Usual drivel about how everyone was “obsessed” with the show but absolutely no useful info if you too were planning a trip there. Then a glassy eyed selfie because she enjoyed a few tipples in the interval I imagine
*Roots done (brownie points if you can spot any difference), Saturday beg for engagement with “What are you up to today?” question box. Spoiler - she doesn’t give a shit what you’re up to! Out to buy school shoes because she will actually combust if she doesn’t shop or do an online purchase every bastard day.
Her vlog was buying plastic storage boxes, taking them home and seeing what she could find to put in them. FFS; 1 you have too much shit, 2 you can afford better quality storage solutions and 3 at least have a plan for a video you expect people to watch!
*The most hideous dress - like made out of curtains by Maria Von Trapp hideous - modelled, with a belt, as she jiggled around calling it “the dress of dreams”. No Babs. Really no. Plus the usual “I wish 24 year old Emma hadn’t worn black and hidden in corners all the time, now I love me and want to wear colours and fucking ugly flowers to show the world what a bellend I am” bullshit.
*Aggressive and angry “dancing” to the Encanto soundtrack; dragging poor Margot around with her while Ethan looked uncomfortable behind her. Awful. Extended to a shit reel of her in pyjamas flailing around. Copied, because she has no ideas of her own.
*Slurry stories to announce Sunday off. Then back on Monday with allergy chat
That’s led to more shopping for duvets and pillows. Of course.Shopping and TikTok seems to be literally all she can do right now.
Mostly just slurry, ridiculous, grey faced aggressive stories mixed in with buying shit, showing shit off, being annoying and repeating herself. Standard Babs fun!
I would give the world to hear my Dad say 'hello Google' Literally everything :-(
Good Egg
VIP Member
It’s like when you had a play date as a little girl and you’d have a friend over and showcase your best felt tips only for your best mate to run out your favourite shade of pink or ruin the nib, by “heavihandiness”. I bet Babs RUINED those pens lolSeriously, who sets a table up with pens & highlighters and does this!!!
nosy_lurker
Chatty Member
Hang on a minute...why is everybody being nice and supportive?
I thought we were supposed to all be horrible, evil trolls?
Seriously though-sending love to you all, thank you for sharing your stories x
I thought we were supposed to all be horrible, evil trolls?
Seriously though-sending love to you all, thank you for sharing your stories x