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my baby girl arrived safely yesterday morning Former Babette here (as you call them
). I’m from Birmingham so have followed her for a while and I used to quite enjoy her content and find her relatable. I really went off her in the first lockdown after seeing her not take the rules very seriously, but gave her the benefit of the doubt that maybe she didn’t know the guidelines. But her recent content has really annoyed me, everything is very ‘me me me’, she doesn’t realise how lucky she is. I’m a single mum, became one in the first lockdown after leaving my abusive ex partner (yes babs, not every relationship ends as easily a breakup to ocean colour scene in your early 20’s 
). I have 3 DC, a 4 year old, 3 year old and 5 month old. I work from 8-11 every night in a real job, that is involved in social media but not me exploiting my family. I then wake up at 5 to feed my youngest and then I home school my eldest, and I actually have to homeschool her, unlike babs who just dances in the background of her children’s zooms. At the same time trying to entertain my 3 year old. I don’t get any help as my mom is in my bubble but as she’s a key worker we decided to stop seeing each other in case of spreading COVID. I spend my days shitting myself because my mom has to go and care for vulnerable people in their houses. So I’m actually lonely, and stressed and hating lockdown.
I really hope this is the end of her, it seems like more people are seeing the light. I also really worry about her kids, she basically tells complete strangers everything about their lives and it will be there forever, for anyone to see. It’s obvious she reads here and I wish she wasn’t stubborn and just took on board what people were saying, it’s quite worrying to see her as she is now. She’s worlds away from the person she was when she started this job.
). I’m from Birmingham so have followed her for a while and I used to quite enjoy her content and find her relatable. I really went off her in the first lockdown after seeing her not take the rules very seriously, but gave her the benefit of the doubt that maybe she didn’t know the guidelines. But her recent content has really annoyed me, everything is very ‘me me me’, she doesn’t realise how lucky she is. I’m a single mum, became one in the first lockdown after leaving my abusive ex partner (yes babs, not every relationship ends as easily a breakup to ocean colour scene in your early 20’s ). I have 3 DC, a 4 year old, 3 year old and 5 month old. I work from 8-11 every night in a real job, that is involved in social media but not me exploiting my family. I then wake up at 5 to feed my youngest and then I home school my eldest, and I actually have to homeschool her, unlike babs who just dances in the background of her children’s zooms. At the same time trying to entertain my 3 year old. I don’t get any help as my mom is in my bubble but as she’s a key worker we decided to stop seeing each other in case of spreading COVID. I spend my days shitting myself because my mom has to go and care for vulnerable people in their houses. So I’m actually lonely, and stressed and hating lockdown.I really hope this is the end of her, it seems like more people are seeing the light. I also really worry about her kids, she basically tells complete strangers everything about their lives and it will be there forever, for anyone to see. It’s obvious she reads here and I wish she wasn’t stubborn and just took on board what people were saying, it’s quite worrying to see her as she is now. She’s worlds away from the person she was when she started this job.
Lady Doodle
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Ladies, if I'm allowed to say just this then here goes.
These are probably (hopefully) the most difficult days we'll face. In times of trouble we never know how strong we are, until being strong is all we have left.
Despite how you might feel, you are getting through this. Because every day has passed and you showed up. In some way, you showed up.
I'm all about the practical solutions and if I had to pick one piece of 'advice' it would be this.
Plan.
Every night make a list of what you are going to do the next day. Whether it is just a walk, a phone call, cook a meal, do some shopping, clear out a cupboard or all of the above. Write it down and tell yourself that no matter what, you will do what you've written down. You will most probably not want to some days. But you have to push yourself into the most uncomfortable of situations to make the norm seem comfortable again. These are the fundamentals of CBT.
I promise you, when you have done the things you set out to do, you will feel so much better. And everyday you push on, and do more. And each day it'll feel a tiny bit more normal. And we as humans are programmed to feel comforted and accomplished by our own successful actions. Its a kind of endorphin. Trust me xx
These are probably (hopefully) the most difficult days we'll face. In times of trouble we never know how strong we are, until being strong is all we have left.
Despite how you might feel, you are getting through this. Because every day has passed and you showed up. In some way, you showed up.
I'm all about the practical solutions and if I had to pick one piece of 'advice' it would be this.
Plan.
Every night make a list of what you are going to do the next day. Whether it is just a walk, a phone call, cook a meal, do some shopping, clear out a cupboard or all of the above. Write it down and tell yourself that no matter what, you will do what you've written down. You will most probably not want to some days. But you have to push yourself into the most uncomfortable of situations to make the norm seem comfortable again. These are the fundamentals of CBT.
I promise you, when you have done the things you set out to do, you will feel so much better. And everyday you push on, and do more. And each day it'll feel a tiny bit more normal. And we as humans are programmed to feel comforted and accomplished by our own successful actions. Its a kind of endorphin. Trust me xx
Missymoo92
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In going out on a limb here and derailing slightly so excuse this rant but today is a not so good day mentally, plus lockdown and work, homeschool, the whole shebang.
But I think what's irritating me most about Emma and the whole "woe is me, dumped at a bus stop, dumped to a song" routine, is by sounds of it that's the worst that's happened to her at the hands of an ex. Yet she plays on it like some Shakespearean tragedy for laughs - I get its to be 'funny' for the Babette's but how they are not sick of her spouting the same shit I don't know.
All i can say is Emma, be thankful you've never been with a mentally abusive partner who gaslighted you to the point you felt you were going insane, who also then sexually assaulted you. It's taken me years to even start to heal and still not fully there. It's damaged my trust and relationships and there were times when me and my husband almost broke up because i was so messed up from it and couldn't trust him. I'm still traumatised and going through counseling but that's on hold because of covid and twats like Babs spreading their covidiot germs around, which makes it all the more infuriating.
I appreciate I may sound a bit of a snowflake, but I needed to vent it somewhere. Sometimes I don't think she realises, in the grand scheme of things how little she has had to put up with.
Sorry everyone - thanks for listening
But I think what's irritating me most about Emma and the whole "woe is me, dumped at a bus stop, dumped to a song" routine, is by sounds of it that's the worst that's happened to her at the hands of an ex. Yet she plays on it like some Shakespearean tragedy for laughs - I get its to be 'funny' for the Babette's but how they are not sick of her spouting the same shit I don't know.
All i can say is Emma, be thankful you've never been with a mentally abusive partner who gaslighted you to the point you felt you were going insane, who also then sexually assaulted you. It's taken me years to even start to heal and still not fully there. It's damaged my trust and relationships and there were times when me and my husband almost broke up because i was so messed up from it and couldn't trust him. I'm still traumatised and going through counseling but that's on hold because of covid and twats like Babs spreading their covidiot germs around, which makes it all the more infuriating.
I appreciate I may sound a bit of a snowflake, but I needed to vent it somewhere. Sometimes I don't think she realises, in the grand scheme of things how little she has had to put up with.
Sorry everyone - thanks for listening
Corbyn'sCat
Chatty Member
Again. Who finds this funny?
Emma's fans are amongst the biggest sad cases on the www. The sort of women that think they're risqué if they have a glass of pink Echo Falls on a school night. Probably think Miranda is just hilarious. Only have other mums from school as friends. Call their husband The Hubster.
That blouse is fucking hideous as well.
Emma's fans are amongst the biggest sad cases on the www. The sort of women that think they're risqué if they have a glass of pink Echo Falls on a school night. Probably think Miranda is just hilarious. Only have other mums from school as friends. Call their husband The Hubster.
That blouse is fucking hideous as well.
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Corbyn'sCat
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Omg. Stephen. He breaks my heart. 
He looks like a simpleton who's won a radio competition to meet his favourite z-list TV personality
He looks like a simpleton who's won a radio competition to meet his favourite z-list TV personality
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BonBon27
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Recap - there are looong details here as usual (sorry I do get carried away 
Lockdown is boring you know!) but if you can’t be bothered to read on - and I won’t be offended!- I’ll summarise - ‘doom scrolling’ is her new phrase of the week, she’s done a lot of ‘pottering’ and very very basic ‘cleaning’ because she’s now the self anointed kweeeen of teaching us all how to cope with anxiety/has an AD to put out and she’s still an attention seeking twat who aims all of her content at answering what we’ve said here on Tattle.
We began our latest Babs thread on Fri night as she and the golden girl enjoyed a cosy sleepover, which was the most fun she’d had in weeks as any other nice events, such as new year or Ethan’s birthday, have been forgotten about already.
Saturday morning began around 6am with another Disney throwback to prevent her “doom scrolling” (kill me now, how many times is she going to use that phrase?) and a cookie disaster from a few years ago - which she’s clearly sharing to show why she doesn’t cook or bake - Hi Babs
. Then 7:30 chat from the kitchen (not the pit - Hi Babs ) about walks and telly as that’s all she can do - yeah it’s the same for everyone Babs, not just you, NATIONAL lockdown and all?!?! Chat about her roots, a GIF template you can tag her in (2nd one this year so clearly her new 2021 content.....wonder how many she’ll do before the year is out? Will it be hundreds as she’ll just repeat something that works as that’s her jam, or three because she can’t be arsed to make them??) Then poor Lucy got shoved in the dressing gown hood and carried around, leading Babs to research dog pushchairs which she can’t wait to push around with a hot drink. Selfish twat; if your dog needs a pushchair it’s sad and awful, not something to celebrate.
She reckons she dyed her hair but the before and after pics looked the same, and there were no during photos that we usually get our eyes burned by so maybe she was covering for a mixing of households outing?!? Who knows?
Some absolute shit about all the pottering she likes to do that keeps her calm - pile up books, spray plants, arrange tat.....she seems to think these things make her quirky and crazy and an expert on how to cope with anxiety, but really they just make her a person with a house who organises stuff. She’s not really reinventing the wheel, is she?
Sunday morning began at 7am with some really angry faces because on a Saturday she gets up with the kids at 6am and PUS sleeps, but on his morning to get up the kids slept till 7. I mean, so many things wrong with this - the kids are old, not toddlers, they could get up themselves, they do not need constant supervision, they might lie in if they weren’t forced into bed early doors, why the bloody hell is PUS having to get up if she’s awake anyway, let the poor fella sleep, she just wants extra “me” (Netflix) time but she gets that all the time anyway and why does she need to be so bloody angry? Selfish twat.
Another ‘Disney over doom scrolling’ post followed by an “AD” for rightmove. She’s so full of shit, there was no reason for them to move and it looks from the outside like a massive mistake.
We had a collage made on the MacBook of things she wants to do in 2021 as part of her new “pottering” phase, again teaching us to suck eggs as I’m sure 99% of people that can follow her on Insta can most likely copy and paste a picture from Pinterest
Absolute joke of curling hair and getting all dressed up for “a walk”. Yeah right. A put together outfit, a handbag, curled hair and full face of make up for a walk in the local area. Nope, we aren’t buying it Babs.
Back in pyjamas by 1pm, or at least a pre-record of herself
, a few lessons on how to mood board (that’s not actually what she does, she’s just giving making a collage a posh name she read on Pinterest) and a really really sad looking “Sunday lunch” when it was dark outside. So not lunch time.
Then some more pottering looking at “tiny houses” - Hi Babs - and in tonight’s instalment of how to suck eggs, we had the information that you can follow hashtags on Instagram. Who knew?!? Everyone Babs. Everyone knew.
Monday began with 4 stories and a grid post dedicated to her love for Sex and The City as they announced a new series of it. There were many spelling and grammar mistakes, (OK I admit, I counted. 7 if I don’t count the. Over. Using. Of. Full. Stops. Pedantic I know but I teach and it comes naturally to me to mark work! We all make typos but hers are actual grammar and spelling mistakes), some really sad photos of her and her mum in locations from the series, her “recreating” the titles, her making the kids pose with her. Massive loser vibes that she would do all of this, even more massive loser vibes that she’d share it with thousands of followers, even more loser vibes that she says she learnt about “amazing female friendships” from it when we see absolutely no signs that she has any close bonds with anyone that she isn’t related to. Her friendships all seem very random, like an afterthought, or staged for the Insta life and what she can get out of them.
Chat from the kitchen, not the pit - Hi Babs - about Monday morning, home school, the kids struggling more than we think.....which she said she’d write in the captions so they didn’t hear it but then announced it aloud anyway Can’t believe it’s taken a week of lockdown for her to get her head out of her own arse and think that her kids may be struggling with it
She got dressed with a bra in case one of the teachers asks her to help a kid on zoom - bloody get dressed and put a bra on for every Insta story then love because it’s just as awkward putting yourself online in stinky pyjamas for the world as it is on home school
Came on to ask her followers if they have any questions about plants that she can answer in her “big vlog” on Sunday - again my friends, why would we need Babs when we have Google and YouTube filled with people who actually know what they’re doing?!?
Some divide and conquer home school
FFS when is she going to give up pretending her kids are toddlers and just make them get on with life?? And she’s banned minecraft because it makes them argue. Really? Or you just hate it when they all play that and leave you out?
A photo of her on a dog walk with a handbag to prove she does it every day - Hi Babs We’re not buying it tho, the curled hair and make up and pleather leggings yesterday meant you were all dressed up for something else!!
PUS makes a dinner of “hot dawgs” every week
but this time revolutionised it with a brioche bun. How does Babs contain herself around him? I just don’t know. A close up of her unhealthy skin, the scar on the lip story again, a poll to see if you’re happy or not (spoiler alert - she doesn’t care) and a sofa pic with a program recommendation that has “mucho swears”. Her writing is truly horrendous Said program recommendation was with a photo of the happy couple living their best crazy life on separate sofas with their blankets and their PHONES. Which last week they conveniently didn’t look at in the evenings, but that was when she didn’t want to post anything about the Capitol raid in America until she’d seen what other people were saying, so she pretended they hadn’t seen any news. We know it’s bullshit Babs, why do you bother?!? You have to be intelligent to lie well, and you are not.
Tuesday began with a half naked selfie of Babs and the back end of the dog. Who sleeps where PUS would be IF he slept in the bed with her?!? Then chat from the kitchen - she took her fleecy top off as she was sweaty but didn’t put it back on to record, just a loose dressing gown Anyway she chatted about the divide and conquer - honestly I can’t decide if her kids are actually that bad and she’s just exaggerating it for content, or if she’s a really crap mum who can’t even manage to get her kids to work at the same table for a couple of hours. Either option is pretty bad to be fair. Ethan was behind her and interrupted the video - maybe don’t talk about him to thousands of strangers then Babs, or maybe put your phone down and interact with him directly. I expect doing either would help the problems you claim to have in your house!
Jumped on a couple of band wagons asking people to cut the elastic on disposable masks and showing a response to the Creme Egg advert featuring a gay couple that’s had backlash. Then a horrible selfie with big love to others who say they divide and conquer. Wish she’d pay attention to people who might give her tips on how to solve the problem rather than splitting them up (that’s us! Hi Babs)
OOTD casual bottoms and a slightly smarter top (the Next shirt of dreams!) as she’s filming today Then new jumpsuits arrived so she poorly modelled those and made it clear she’s a SIZE 18.....like with most things she says, the more she goes on about it the less I believe it!
An awful TikTok with her fat, neck less face in it far too much appeared, not at all funny. A walk in one of the new jumpsuits, she looks like a clown but at least acknowledged that herself.
Evening finished with her in the same fleecy top that she sweated in last night slurring her words 
as she told us all that she’s doing a 90s boy band poll tomorrow. She doesn’t mean 90s tho, she means old school ranging from 80s to early 00s. We have to think very carefully about who we fancy, who has the best dances etc. I mean, I love a bit of old school nostalgia, I am proud of my terrible taste in cheesy pop music, but I don’t live in the past, I can let go. Babs you should try it, might help you feel a bit chirpier if you live in the now and not in the past 
Wednesday began at 7:13 with a story from the pit about her dream (no one’s dreams are interesting. Ever) involving her friends “Rachel and Dave”. Imaginary no?!? For our benefit I expect -
Hi Babs
Then the boyband poll and beg for engagement.
Vlog about fridge organising but not sure why she thinks she’s qualified to advise us when she has a really unhealthy diet and no life skills beyond “oooh I saw someone on Instagram had this so I got one even though it doesn’t suit my house, life or family”.
Some throwbacks to concerts she’s been to that she misses, a really embarrassing for Ethan photo of him dressed up and pretending to be a dog that she absolutely should not have shared and some poorly written sentences about the free school meal disaster.
An acknowledgment that she shares a lot of random pointless stories (Hi Babs) but it’s because she’s bored and lonely so the people in her phone are her friends. Seems unlikely.
Firstly, she’s not lonely; she lives with people, has her sister in a bubble and was seeing family and friends up until two weeks ago. She managed the first lockdown ok. So what she’s actually saying is that she misses going out shopping and buying tat, she’s bored because the kids have structured work and she isn’t involved and PUS is busy so no one is paying attention to her. Secondly, her posting loads of stories isn’t a new lockdown thing, I’ve counted 20/30 a day before now, it’s just she knows she’ll get engagement from a post like that with people sympathising and supporting her so her engagement will look good. She’s already told us she’s sent out e mails looking for new things to get out of her comfort zone this year, so the polls and GIF templates and posts like this work wonders for numbers. Thirdly it’s an absolute crap claim to make because if she was actually lonely and thought of the people in her phone as “friends”, she has all the time in the world to do lives, quizzes, chats, even set up a Babette Zoom for money if she wants a profit. But she can’t be bothered, so it’s clearly not that important to her.
Stories from the pit with yawns and eye scratches made an unwelcome return on Thursday morning. We were doing so well *sigh* She chatted on a bit about the lonely feeling again, milking it for all it’s worth, and then had a moment of absolute enlightenment when she realised maybe lots of people feel the same because we are in a pandemic. Shut. The. Front. Door. Who knew?!?
She’s angry Bros aren’t in the poll final - they aren’t a 90s boy band love! Altho technically I don’t think NKOTB are either, late 80s surely? Anyway it’ll be Take That v Westlife in the final, TT will win, she’ll be happy. Yawn, so predictable!
OOTD same as Tuesday, joggers and the bloody shirt from Next (if you’ve been here a while, you’ll know it!)
AD for Flash - (wearing the same shirt so trying to look like it’s today?!?) total sell out as that’s clearly why she pretended to clean her fridge the other day, we know she usually has a cleaner anyway AND to share an ad after all that “I’m so lonely” attention is just low. Not to mention the crap standard of the ADs she does....waves the product around, checks the label to see what it does as she can’t be bothered to learn in advance, tells grown ups that all they have to do is “spray; wipe and you’re done” yet seems to think she’s genuinely original and quirky and clever. Bore off Babs. Bore off.
Some stories about PUS spilling nail varnish remover (using it on Erin) on his laptop so she can milk some content out of that. Involved selfies of her, don’t know why as the situation didn’t involve her, and the use of stupid filters and the hand under the chin No drama really though, all very amusing, because in the Kweeen of Insta’s house things are easily replaceable. That shit Flash AD alone would probably buy couple of new laptops
She was excited in an aggressive way that RE was on the home school agenda as that’s where her genius lies and she was in pyjamas by 2pm (werk all done I guess) to tease the Babettes with some chat about new mugs
Less than a week, her threads are moving fast these days, good work KeBabettes
Lockdown is boring you know!) but if you can’t be bothered to read on - and I won’t be offended!- I’ll summarise - ‘doom scrolling’ is her new phrase of the week, she’s done a lot of ‘pottering’ and very very basic ‘cleaning’ because she’s now the self anointed kweeeen of teaching us all how to cope with anxiety/has an AD to put out and she’s still an attention seeking twat who aims all of her content at answering what we’ve said here on Tattle. We began our latest Babs thread on Fri night as she and the golden girl enjoyed a cosy sleepover, which was the most fun she’d had in weeks as any other nice events, such as new year or Ethan’s birthday, have been forgotten about already.
Saturday morning began around 6am with another Disney throwback to prevent her “doom scrolling” (kill me now, how many times is she going to use that phrase?) and a cookie disaster from a few years ago - which she’s clearly sharing to show why she doesn’t cook or bake - Hi Babs
. Then 7:30 chat from the kitchen (not the pit - Hi Babs ) about walks and telly as that’s all she can do - yeah it’s the same for everyone Babs, not just you, NATIONAL lockdown and all?!?! Chat about her roots, a GIF template you can tag her in (2nd one this year so clearly her new 2021 content.....wonder how many she’ll do before the year is out? Will it be hundreds as she’ll just repeat something that works as that’s her jam, or three because she can’t be arsed to make them??) Then poor Lucy got shoved in the dressing gown hood and carried around, leading Babs to research dog pushchairs which she can’t wait to push around with a hot drink. Selfish twat; if your dog needs a pushchair it’s sad and awful, not something to celebrate.She reckons she dyed her hair but the before and after pics looked the same, and there were no during photos that we usually get our eyes burned by so maybe she was covering for a mixing of households outing?!? Who knows?
Some absolute shit about all the pottering she likes to do that keeps her calm - pile up books, spray plants, arrange tat.....she seems to think these things make her quirky and crazy and an expert on how to cope with anxiety, but really they just make her a person with a house who organises stuff. She’s not really reinventing the wheel, is she?
Sunday morning began at 7am with some really angry faces because on a Saturday she gets up with the kids at 6am and PUS sleeps, but on his morning to get up the kids slept till 7. I mean, so many things wrong with this - the kids are old, not toddlers, they could get up themselves, they do not need constant supervision, they might lie in if they weren’t forced into bed early doors, why the bloody hell is PUS having to get up if she’s awake anyway, let the poor fella sleep, she just wants extra “me” (Netflix) time but she gets that all the time anyway and why does she need to be so bloody angry? Selfish twat.
Another ‘Disney over doom scrolling’ post followed by an “AD” for rightmove. She’s so full of shit, there was no reason for them to move and it looks from the outside like a massive mistake.
We had a collage made on the MacBook of things she wants to do in 2021 as part of her new “pottering” phase, again teaching us to suck eggs as I’m sure 99% of people that can follow her on Insta can most likely copy and paste a picture from Pinterest
Absolute joke of curling hair and getting all dressed up for “a walk”. Yeah right. A put together outfit, a handbag, curled hair and full face of make up for a walk in the local area. Nope, we aren’t buying it Babs.
Back in pyjamas by 1pm, or at least a pre-record of herself
, a few lessons on how to mood board (that’s not actually what she does, she’s just giving making a collage a posh name she read on Pinterest) and a really really sad looking “Sunday lunch” when it was dark outside. So not lunch time. Then some more pottering looking at “tiny houses” - Hi Babs
- and in tonight’s instalment of how to suck eggs, we had the information that you can follow hashtags on Instagram. Who knew?!? Everyone Babs. Everyone knew. Monday began with 4 stories and a grid post dedicated to her love for Sex and The City as they announced a new series of it. There were many spelling and grammar mistakes, (OK I admit, I counted. 7 if I don’t count the. Over. Using. Of. Full. Stops. Pedantic I know but I teach and it comes naturally to me to mark work! We all make typos but hers are actual grammar and spelling mistakes
), some really sad photos of her and her mum in locations from the series, her “recreating” the titles, her making the kids pose with her. Massive loser vibes that she would do all of this, even more massive loser vibes that she’d share it with thousands of followers, even more loser vibes that she says she learnt about “amazing female friendships” from it when we see absolutely no signs that she has any close bonds with anyone that she isn’t related to. Her friendships all seem very random, like an afterthought, or staged for the Insta life and what she can get out of them. Chat from the kitchen, not the pit - Hi Babs
- about Monday morning, home school, the kids struggling more than we think.....which she said she’d write in the captions so they didn’t hear it but then announced it aloud anyway Can’t believe it’s taken a week of lockdown for her to get her head out of her own arse and think that her kids may be struggling with it She got dressed with a bra in case one of the teachers asks her to help a kid on zoom - bloody get dressed and put a bra on for every Insta story then love because it’s just as awkward putting yourself online in stinky pyjamas for the world as it is on home school
Came on to ask her followers if they have any questions about plants that she can answer in her “big vlog” on Sunday - again my friends, why would we need Babs when we have Google and YouTube filled with people who actually know what they’re doing?!?
Some divide and conquer home school
FFS when is she going to give up pretending her kids are toddlers and just make them get on with life?? And she’s banned minecraft because it makes them argue. Really? Or you just hate it when they all play that and leave you out?A photo of her on a dog walk with a handbag to prove she does it every day - Hi Babs
We’re not buying it tho, the curled hair and make up and pleather leggings yesterday meant you were all dressed up for something else!! PUS makes a dinner of “hot dawgs” every week
but this time revolutionised it with a brioche bun. How does Babs contain herself around him? I just don’t know. A close up of her unhealthy skin, the scar on the lip story again, a poll to see if you’re happy or not (spoiler alert - she doesn’t care) and a sofa pic with a program recommendation that has “mucho swears”. Her writing is truly horrendous Said program recommendation was with a photo of the happy couple living their best crazy life on separate sofas with their blankets and their PHONES. Which last week they conveniently didn’t look at in the evenings, but that was when she didn’t want to post anything about the Capitol raid in America until she’d seen what other people were saying, so she pretended they hadn’t seen any news. We know it’s bullshit Babs, why do you bother?!? You have to be intelligent to lie well, and you are not. Tuesday began with a half naked selfie of Babs and the back end of the dog. Who sleeps where PUS would be IF he slept in the bed with her?!? Then chat from the kitchen - she took her fleecy top off as she was sweaty
but didn’t put it back on to record, just a loose dressing gown Anyway she chatted about the divide and conquer - honestly I can’t decide if her kids are actually that bad and she’s just exaggerating it for content, or if she’s a really crap mum who can’t even manage to get her kids to work at the same table for a couple of hours. Either option is pretty bad to be fair. Ethan was behind her and interrupted the video - maybe don’t talk about him to thousands of strangers then Babs, or maybe put your phone down and interact with him directly. I expect doing either would help the problems you claim to have in your house! Jumped on a couple of band wagons asking people to cut the elastic on disposable masks and showing a response to the Creme Egg advert featuring a gay couple that’s had backlash. Then a horrible selfie with big love to others who say they divide and conquer. Wish she’d pay attention to people who might give her tips on how to solve the problem rather than splitting them up (that’s us! Hi Babs
) OOTD casual bottoms and a slightly smarter top (the Next shirt of dreams!) as she’s filming today
Then new jumpsuits arrived so she poorly modelled those and made it clear she’s a SIZE 18.....like with most things she says, the more she goes on about it the less I believe it!An awful TikTok with her fat, neck less face in it far too much appeared, not at all funny. A walk in one of the new jumpsuits, she looks like a clown but at least acknowledged that herself.
Evening finished with her in the same fleecy top that she sweated in last night
slurring her words as she told us all that she’s doing a 90s boy band poll tomorrow. She doesn’t mean 90s tho, she means old school ranging from 80s to early 00s. We have to think very carefully about who we fancy, who has the best dances etc. I mean, I love a bit of old school nostalgia, I am proud of my terrible taste in cheesy pop music, but I don’t live in the past, I can let go. Babs you should try it, might help you feel a bit chirpier if you live in the now and not in the past Wednesday began at 7:13 with a story from the pit about her dream (no one’s dreams are interesting. Ever) involving her friends “Rachel and Dave”. Imaginary no?!? For our benefit I expect -
Hi Babs
Then the boyband poll and beg for engagement.
Vlog about fridge organising but not sure why she thinks she’s qualified to advise us when she has a really unhealthy diet and no life skills beyond “oooh I saw someone on Instagram had this so I got one even though it doesn’t suit my house, life or family”.
Some throwbacks to concerts she’s been to that she misses, a really embarrassing for Ethan photo of him dressed up and pretending to be a dog that she absolutely should not have shared and some poorly written sentences about the free school meal disaster.
An acknowledgment that she shares a lot of random pointless stories (Hi Babs
) but it’s because she’s bored and lonely so the people in her phone are her friends. Seems unlikely. Firstly, she’s not lonely; she lives with people, has her sister in a bubble and was seeing family and friends up until two weeks ago. She managed the first lockdown ok. So what she’s actually saying is that she misses going out shopping and buying tat, she’s bored because the kids have structured work and she isn’t involved and PUS is busy so no one is paying attention to her. Secondly, her posting loads of stories isn’t a new lockdown thing, I’ve counted 20/30 a day before now, it’s just she knows she’ll get engagement from a post like that with people sympathising and supporting her so her engagement will look good. She’s already told us she’s sent out e mails looking for new things to get out of her comfort zone this year, so the polls and GIF templates and posts like this work wonders for numbers. Thirdly it’s an absolute crap claim to make because if she was actually lonely and thought of the people in her phone as “friends”, she has all the time in the world to do lives, quizzes, chats, even set up a Babette Zoom for money if she wants a profit. But she can’t be bothered, so it’s clearly not that important to her.
Stories from the pit with yawns and eye scratches made an unwelcome return on Thursday morning. We were doing so well *sigh* She chatted on a bit about the lonely feeling again, milking it for all it’s worth, and then had a moment of absolute enlightenment when she realised maybe lots of people feel the same because we are in a pandemic. Shut. The. Front. Door. Who knew?!?
She’s angry Bros aren’t in the poll final - they aren’t a 90s boy band love! Altho technically I don’t think NKOTB are either, late 80s surely? Anyway it’ll be Take That v Westlife in the final, TT will win, she’ll be happy. Yawn, so predictable!
OOTD same as Tuesday, joggers and the bloody shirt from Next (if you’ve been here a while, you’ll know it!)
AD for Flash - (wearing the same shirt so trying to look like it’s today?!?) total sell out as that’s clearly why she pretended to clean her fridge the other day, we know she usually has a cleaner anyway AND to share an ad after all that “I’m so lonely” attention is just low. Not to mention the crap standard of the ADs she does....waves the product around, checks the label to see what it does as she can’t be bothered to learn in advance, tells grown ups that all they have to do is “spray; wipe and you’re done” yet seems to think she’s genuinely original and quirky and clever. Bore off Babs. Bore off.
Some stories about PUS spilling nail varnish remover (using it on Erin) on his laptop so she can milk some content out of that. Involved selfies of her, don’t know why as the situation didn’t involve her, and the use of stupid filters and the hand under the chin
No drama really though, all very amusing, because in the Kweeen of Insta’s house things are easily replaceable. That shit Flash AD alone would probably buy couple of new laptops She was excited in an aggressive way that RE was on the home school agenda as that’s where her genius lies
and she was in pyjamas by 2pm (werk all done I guess) to tease the Babettes with some chat about new mugs Less than a week, her threads are moving fast these days, good work KeBabettes
Donald73
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What the heck is going on around here with all the love and support and kind advice??? I was reliably informed (by influenzas) that Tattle is a place of the great unwashed, uneducated, unemployable lazy ass women who spend all day ripping others asunder. Don’t make liars of the Great Influencers please!
Lady Doodle
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I've hardly had time to keep up with Babs today, been working a shift after having my first COVID jab 
I felt so emotional. So many people working really really hard to get this thing rolled out safely and quickly.
We really are in good hands people.
Not long and we'll be saved from the likes of 'Emma Emma, the big fat Covid spreader'
I felt so emotional. So many people working really really hard to get this thing rolled out safely and quickly.We really are in good hands people.
Not long and we'll be saved from the likes of 'Emma Emma, the big fat Covid spreader'
Lady Doodle
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***fires up Laptop to log onto Grindr***She sounds tipsy on tonight's stories, really believe now she has a drink problem. Kenny's lucky night he's got Ethan's room all to himself
***remembers laptop is fucked after spilling nail varnish remover on it***
Loopybird69
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The icing on those non-cinnamon buns actually makes me gip it’s far too watery. It just looks like kenny has jizzed on the buns.
im sorry couldn’t help it
im sorry couldn’t help it
MrsBriggs
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Lucy used to converse with my two boys when they were out in the garden. They were planning a ‘Great Escape’ type mission for her - very complicated with lots of digging, ropes & Lily’s Kitchen treats - but all plans were abandoned when they moved house. Was a bloody good plan as well. No motorbikes involved, obviously. That would just be silly.That poor dog!
She is definitely trying to throw us a message to help her
Edit: I should add, for those who don’t know, that my boys are of the furry kind
Lady Doodle
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I know its not really what this thread is for, but after I'd had such a positive experience today, and knowing how much some of you guys have been struggling, I thought to myself I must tell my Tattle buddy's that the end is definitely in sight.
There you go Emma. More proof of what mean horrible Trolls we are!
Seriously! What does Kenny think about this constant looking back about being dumped by other men and looking sad.
She really did settle for 27th best didn't she!
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Lady Doodle
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She is so far removed from real I think I need to step away.
Honestly, if it wasn't for chatting with you lovely lot I'd have unfollowed her ages ago.
But I'm way too invested in her now. I'm on a crusade to get a production company onboard with doing a TV documentary on these influencers and what its doing to everyone's mental health. Not least theirs and their kids. I'm here for the research now
Loopybird69
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Oh I took one for the team and look her “homey” vlog is paid partnership with some print company
Funny how she talked Sunday about wanting gallery walls and low and behold #ad which was filmed on friday
What a cunt
Oh and did you know if you buy the frames, you can get posters to fit
God she’s an annoying twat.
Home school again. Had to buy a shitty fold up desk after they binned her proper desk. KeBabba your daughter sitting on her bed all day for home schooling is going to give her appalling posture.
That table cloth is a sheet.
Rae Dunn is shit. The 2 new mugs will be as shit as the last mugs you tried to flog.
Good lad proving your mom is a liar even about the time.
You don’t make cinnamon buns you reheat shite
I still cannot believe how rough she is happy to be seen on vlogs
She laughs like mutley
She has no patience for her son poor kid - she just wants to watch teen mom and have a cuppa
When she talks about/to Erin her tone completely changes
She makes them watch reality tv because SHE doesn’t want to watch cartoons
She’s so desperately trying for an #ad with jus roll. We can tell you’d eat them every day
Oh they have shopping delivered “late” on a Friday night when she’s in bed so 5pm then. I thought kenny went to the shop keBabba
2 tins of tomato soup between 4 of them. Wtf no wonder they’re all snaffling chocolate
TINGO- kenny goes on a bike ride
The whole house is a cupboard not just the utility room
TINGO Harry Potter reference cupboard under the stairs
Poundland and hone bargains is not good stuff you idiot
She found more mugs (not the babettes)
The shed appears bigger than their bedroom
Plants again.
She wonders if kenny will give her a present for doing something (brushing her hair I think)
Kenny went food shopping on Sunday (even though shopping was delivered 36 hrs before) essential shopping dickhead
this is my public service so non of you have to watch it
Funny how she talked Sunday about wanting gallery walls and low and behold #ad which was filmed on friday
What a cunt
Oh and did you know if you buy the frames, you can get posters to fit
God she’s an annoying twat.
Home school again. Had to buy a shitty fold up desk after they binned her proper desk. KeBabba your daughter sitting on her bed all day for home schooling is going to give her appalling posture.
That table cloth is a sheet.
Rae Dunn is shit. The 2 new mugs will be as shit as the last mugs you tried to flog.
Good lad proving your mom is a liar even about the time.
You don’t make cinnamon buns you reheat shite
I still cannot believe how rough she is happy to be seen on vlogs
She laughs like mutley
She has no patience for her son poor kid - she just wants to watch teen mom and have a cuppa
When she talks about/to Erin her tone completely changes
She makes them watch reality tv because SHE doesn’t want to watch cartoons
She’s so desperately trying for an #ad with jus roll. We can tell you’d eat them every day
Oh they have shopping delivered “late” on a Friday night when she’s in bed so 5pm then. I thought kenny went to the shop keBabba
2 tins of tomato soup between 4 of them. Wtf no wonder they’re all snaffling chocolate
TINGO- kenny goes on a bike ride
The whole house is a cupboard not just the utility room
TINGO Harry Potter reference cupboard under the stairs
Poundland and hone bargains is not good stuff you idiot
She found more mugs (not the babettes)
The shed appears bigger than their bedroom
Plants again.
She wonders if kenny will give her a present for doing something (brushing her hair I think)
Kenny went food shopping on Sunday (even though shopping was delivered 36 hrs before) essential shopping dickhead
this is my public service so non of you have to watch it
BonBon27
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God you’d think I’d been doing this long enough to know better - honestly thought she meant the kids were having a sleepover together, but nope, she has to make it all about her and get her fat face in there Can those poor kids not just be? Maybe they’d get on better left to themselves instead of having to fight for her attention
Can those poor kids not just be? Maybe they’d get on better left to themselves instead of having to fight for her attention
Lady Doodle
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Ok. Who is going to take one for the team here and get on that Brummymummy meet up 
Angechicken
Chatty Member
Great thread title and lovely to see everyone here being so kind and supportive to each other. So glad I stopped lurking and started joining in with your conversations. A bit of light relief to help me through the long days.
Lady Doodle
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I can't tell you where my mind goes when she says "bed olympics"
It is definitely not the right phrase to use on 2 kids who won't go to sleep