Lucky thread number 13 for the Queen of Burpengary, Jessiika Wilson.
Congrats to @Goodriddens for the winning thread title!! We’ve got a dirty, broken rattan toy box headed your way! It will look perfect with your broken rattan chairs 👌🏻
Carry on!
Title modified to fit. Original: Jessiika Wilson #10: Thinks she’s so fkn hot & amazing in bed, but the only thing that’s a 10 is the number of this thread.
Title thanks to @StickyTapeTits
Welcome to thread #9 for the Queen of Burpengary, Jessiika Wilson.
Thank you @lovethatformeh for the thread title! Bloom Christmas album coming your way, babe! I’ll be sure to get that shipped off ASAP…but it’s been a bit warm today and I’m on holiday for the next month…so…
Carry on Tattlers...
@notgifted thanks for the thread title
full title:Crying eyes, ticket sale lies, lingerie to create the mood, poor Phil just wants a wife to make him food.
Welcome to thread #7 for the Queen of Burpengary, Jessiika Wilson.
Congrats and thank you to @Goodriddens for the winning thread title. Shortened for length:
Messi Jessii, maccas & pie, can't sell her tickets which makes her cry. When her kids come out to play, Messi Jessii runs away.
I can’t...
Thread #5 for the Queen of Burpengary, Jessiika Wilson.
Thank you to @SmallDickEnergy for our winning thread title! I’ve ubered over some McDonald’s. It cost me a fortune in delivery fees, so I hope you appreciate it!
Honourable mention to @b!tch_eating_crackers for “Home fit for a funeral...
New thread for the Queen of Burpengary, Jessiika Wilson.
Congrats to @SmallDickEnergy for the winning thread title. I’ve sent you a pair of tacky designer slides as your prize 👏🏻
Mostly Jess has done sweet FA since the last thread. Spent a lot of money on herself, trashed the house and all of...
Welcome to thread #3 for Jessiika Wilson!
Winning thread title by @accountaNILity, shortened to fit:
Cup is full when away from the fam, spending all her cash on glam, getting remarried just for the gram
I couldn’t be bothered organising you a prize. Soz.
Enjoy the thread guys. It’s a vibe...
Welcome to thread #2 for Jessiika Wilson!
Thanks to @SmallDickEnergy for the amazing thread title 👌🏻
If anyone knows how to create a new tag for our Messii Jessii , that would be excellent 😅
Where to start with Jessiikkkkaaa?
Jess is your quintessential bogan turned influencer. She’s a “photographer” but makes her money selling badly put together photo albums and even more badly put together influencer campaigns for unsuspecting brands.
On paper, she has three children, but in her...