Helloooo everyone! Welcome to thread #17 for the original Queen of Burpengary, Jessiika Wilson.
Thanks to @lionness101 for our new thread title!
The trip of a lifetime is over for the Wilson fam, but the lifetime of debt is just beginning! As predicted, Jessii hit up all the spots popular with...
New thread for our bogan of Burpengary!
Thanks @SmallDickEnergy - last minute thread suggestion but works perfectly. Close call shoutout to @forreallife “Talking about her ‘Italy Shred’ but still can’t get out of bed.” I did try to ✨collab✨ these two but couldn’t fit them. Please accept my ten...
Lucky thread number 13 for the Queen of Burpengary, Jessiika Wilson.
Congrats to @Goodriddens for the winning thread title!! We’ve got a dirty, broken rattan toy box headed your way! It will look perfect with your broken rattan chairs 👌🏻
Carry on!
Title modified to fit. Original: Jessiika Wilson #10: Thinks she’s so fkn hot & amazing in bed, but the only thing that’s a 10 is the number of this thread.
Title thanks to @StickyTapeTits
Welcome to thread #9 for the Queen of Burpengary, Jessiika Wilson.
Thank you @lovethatformeh for the thread title! Bloom Christmas album coming your way, babe! I’ll be sure to get that shipped off ASAP…but it’s been a bit warm today and I’m on holiday for the next month…so…
Carry on Tattlers...
@notgifted thanks for the thread title
full title:Crying eyes, ticket sale lies, lingerie to create the mood, poor Phil just wants a wife to make him food.
Welcome to thread #7 for the Queen of Burpengary, Jessiika Wilson.
Congrats and thank you to @Goodriddens for the winning thread title. Shortened for length:
Messi Jessii, maccas & pie, can't sell her tickets which makes her cry. When her kids come out to play, Messi Jessii runs away.
I can’t...
Thread #5 for the Queen of Burpengary, Jessiika Wilson.
Thank you to @SmallDickEnergy for our winning thread title! I’ve ubered over some McDonald’s. It cost me a fortune in delivery fees, so I hope you appreciate it!
Honourable mention to @b!tch_eating_crackers for “Home fit for a funeral...
New thread for the Queen of Burpengary, Jessiika Wilson.
Congrats to @SmallDickEnergy for the winning thread title. I’ve sent you a pair of tacky designer slides as your prize 👏🏻
Mostly Jess has done sweet FA since the last thread. Spent a lot of money on herself, trashed the house and all of...
Welcome to thread #3 for Jessiika Wilson!
Winning thread title by @accountaNILity, shortened to fit:
Cup is full when away from the fam, spending all her cash on glam, getting remarried just for the gram
I couldn’t be bothered organising you a prize. Soz.
Enjoy the thread guys. It’s a vibe...
Welcome to thread #2 for Jessiika Wilson!
Thanks to @SmallDickEnergy for the amazing thread title 👌🏻
If anyone knows how to create a new tag for our Messii Jessii , that would be excellent 😅
Where to start with Jessiikkkkaaa?
Jess is your quintessential bogan turned influencer. She’s a “photographer” but makes her money selling badly put together photo albums and even more badly put together influencer campaigns for unsuspecting brands.
On paper, she has three children, but in her...