Jessiika Wilson #5 Funeral home vibes and bead knives, solo parenting for once - can Jessii survive?

[screenfreelookatme]

Thread #5 for the Queen of Burpengary, Jessiika Wilson.

Thank you to @SmallDickEnergy for our winning thread title! I’ve ubered over some McDonald’s. It cost me a fortune in delivery fees, so I hope you appreciate it!

Honourable mention to @b!tch_eating_crackers for “Home fit for a funeral, fitting given Bloom is dead.. kids still need attention, spend less time filtering your head”. Our actual winner, but too long and I couldn’t butcher it. Another honourable mention to @emmygluewho who tied for second with “ The shed is dead, Bloom is hanging on by a thread, the inbreds have created a funeral home instead”. So many good suggestions!!

It’s school holidays and Phil has been travelling for work. Pray for Jessii!

 

[b!tch_eating_crackers]

Thanks Screenie @screenfreelookatme, I try to keep it succinct but I still miss the mark with the character/word limit. I should adopt Messiika’s life motto and “just do less”.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

Thanks Screenie @screenfreelookatme, I try to keep it succinct but I still miss the mark with the character/word limit. I should adopt Messiika’s life motto and “just do less”.

I’m sorry!!! I tried to cut it down, but my brain just wasn’t working

 

[greacea]

Yay new thread
I hope everyone has a good day filled with hair appointments, seasons 3 & 4 of sex & the city, and twerking. Don’t forget to neglect your children on school holidays x

 

[villanellebaby]

Thanks for starting the new thread!
So, she’s clearly run out of any original ideas - question box asking what she should bring out next. Also, another FOUR releases scheduled for the remainder of the year.

I have questions. A. How much tit do people need? and B. Where are they getting the money from to BUY this tit??

 

[lovethatformeh]

Thanks for starting the new thread!
So, she’s clearly run out of any original ideas - question box asking what she should bring out next. Also, another FOUR releases scheduled for the remainder of the year.

I have questions. A. How much tit do people need? and B. Where are they getting the money from to BUY this tit??

How can she manage 4 releases by the end of the year when she’s still asking what she should bring out?? Shouldn’t the stock already be ordered?

 

[insurance_who]

Yay new thread
I hope everyone has a good day filled with hair appointments, seasons 3 & 4 of sex & the city, and twerking. Don’t forget to neglect your children on school holidays x

Nothing like getting ready for the day, putting makeup on at 9:45! Philth is well & truly back from his work trip..

 

[fakefriendsonthegram]

How embarrassing being 30 and doing get ready with me stories like watching teenage wannabe YouTubers. Jessiiika no one cares. I look better using my $5 garnier BB cream

 

[greacea]

How can she manage 4 releases by the end of the year when she’s still asking what she should bring out?? Shouldn’t the stock already be ordered?

Yep! Planned, release dates ready to go, at least samples ordered and ready to go.
I don’t like particularly like her, but you can bet Steph Pase is in full making planners mode ready for next year. Whilst Jesssiiiii is out of ideas and ordering Maccas.

 

[villanellebaby]

Also, there is NO WAY she’s not using filters in her stories, right??!

 

[posty post]

Great to see ol mate isn’t using filters on a very filtered face while applying her make up like some teen wannabe! Come on Jess we have seen your real skin give it up!

 

[Goodriddens]

How can she manage 4 releases by the end of the year when she’s still asking what she should bring out?? Shouldn’t the stock already be ordered?

Because there is little-to-no design process. She's just ordering from ali baba or similar

 

[Snaggletooth]

Maaaaate there is no way on this earth your face is not filtered. We have seen your skin and that snoz and they ain't it.

 

[Goodriddens]

Also, there is NO WAY she’s not using filters in her stories, right??!

100%!! There is no doubt about it! She's not wearing make up in those stories so where's her melasma?? She's such a liar!

Speaking of those stories... "next, I'm going in with" does she think she's some sort of YouTube beauty guru? She's so embarrassing haha

 

[lovethatformeh]

All those expensive products to look like this? To just sit on the grubby couch in a no doubt filthy jumper all day??? PS - WASH YOUR bleeping HAIR

 

[villanellebaby]

View attachment 1400774All those expensive products to look like this? To just sit on the grubby couch in a no doubt filthy jumper all day??? PS - WASH YOUR bleeping HAIR

Ahahahahahahaha lollllllll she’s such a catfish and liar.

Oh but babes, don’t you know? Our girl jesssssiiiiii gets her hair washed/blowdried/weave pulled up, like, every week. She doesn’t have time to do it herself because she’s sah busaaaaaaaay doing bloom boss tit.

 

[Teemac]

I don’t use filters. I just use that Paris thingy on Insta. Umm ok Jess, that thingy is a filter

 

[perfectmanifestedbestlife]

I'll just leave this here.

 

[muchsmartmanybrain]

Not jessikkkka this morning trying to channel ruby Tuesday Mathew’s. Who always films with her bump out. Fair enough your pregnant go for gold. But messika isn’t a baby bump. It’s literally her gut she has our flapping in the breeze. You aren’t the same. Give up.

** you’re

 

[longtimelurker987]

What happened to not liking orders sitting around over the weekend? Literally starting to pack at 12pm so aus post wouldn’t be picking them up later