I’m so enraged after seeing her TikTok. I know she was asking other influencers how they do it- but I’m going to tell her how most people “do it”. I.e- life.
I set my alarm for 6am and force myself out of bed because if I don’t the morning will be fucked. I have a shower, get dressed and do my hair and make up (quickly), then I make four school lunches, all a little bit different depending on the child. I then put a load of washing on and empty the dishwasher and stack it. Then I wake up my kids and get them ready for school- breakfast, dressed, hair, teeth, pack bags, shoes. Then I drop them off (in my car!) at two different schools (primary and secondary) and then see my first client at 9am. I see clients all day until 245 and then I go and pick my children up from school. I then wash all their lunchboxes and wash their uniforms and mine. I then do all other chores that come with running a house and then I make dinner for all of them. We do homework and bath/shower and then spend time together (maybe an hour at best) and then I collapse in a tired heap and do it all the next day. My husband often works interstate and can be gone for months at a time. When he’s here, he helps a lot- but I have my routine because it often has to be me- because no one else is bloody going to do it! Get off your fucking fat, lazy arse, get a fucking job, parent your poor neglected children and shut the fuck up! Maybe you will find some inner peace when you actually do something productive and contribute to society. Selling Chinese landfill with a 95% mark up in (basically) a recession is not a long term business plan. As you’ve continuously shared, you don’t want to share your life anymore- so how the fuck do you suppose you’re going to ‘influence’ anybody. The days of 2019/2020 influencing are fucking over and quite frankly, you whining whilst sitting around doing nothing but scrolling Pinterest to renovate your putrid dump of a house (lol putting in a fake fire place in Brisbane and half painting a fence instead of getting a proper kitchen when you have three kids and changing your mind on carpet- don’t get me started) and sipping iced lattes is the most tone deaf piece of crap I’ve had to listen to. Fortunately I was too tired last night to even click on your “podcast” link but from the title I knew instantly it was a plagiarised hunk of shit- and I was right.
Get yourself and your daughter to a doctor- get yourself an adhd assessment and diagnosis, medicate yourself, get therapy and then get a job. Get your daughter a referral to a paediatrician and get her some speech therapy while you wait. Drive your tiny boys that you dump on the street at 7am to school and be present in their lives. Deactivate your Instagram account and fuck off! Then nobody will “criticise“ you (tell you the truth you don’t want to hear- but you know it’s true that’s why it upsets you)
 
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ohmybortch

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The way she doesn’t do anything for the kids is devastating when she has no issues dropping money on herself. All of those kids need to see a speech therapist. And I doubt they have ever been to a paediatrician either. A lot of people have mentioned a few different things they have picked up about Goldie and I started following Jess when she was about 1 and I honestly thought she was a little girl with ds. But I agree no one wants to admit there is something wrong with their kids. However instead of fluffing around getting facials and botox take her to an ent and see what they say! You are a shit mum Jess but that’s the very very least you can do!
As a mum of a child with disabilities please try to avoid using the word “wrong” to describe something different to the norm. I say this with absolute kindness as I still too make errors around semantics but just thought I’d mention it as there is nothing “wrong” with a neurodivergent child. ♥
 
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Bushpig81

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She's clearly done absolutely no research! Yes Jess, the Amalfi (in particular Positano) is one of the most expensive places in the world! And you're going to be walking up and down those stairs no matter where you stay. You're going to need water, lots of it. And you'll be paying 10euros for a tiny bottle from the store that's half way up that mountain! You won't be able to afford any of the restaurants at the bottom nor will you actually be smart enough to make a reservation which you'll need to do months out, so you'll be going up those stairs for food! You'll also be bored because you're not the travel type, you're not one to appreciate the culture. You're not one to appreciate the architecture. You're not one to appreciate the people or the history. You're also not very street smart and eill easily get scammed. By the vendors, the cab drivers (lol iykyk), everyone! So you'll end up in your hotel room with your kids behind a screen editing an insta v reality reel because a heavenly place like positano isn't for people like you but you'll blame everyone but yourself.

So here's a tip. Either don't go. Stick to Milan. Or go and find a cheap hotel up at montepertuso where the food is cheaper, water is cheaper, there's a bit of flat land, and you'll love the view while you're stuck inside. There's also a bus to take you down for that insta photo by the deck chairs which I know is the only reason you want to go!

Wake up Jessssi. Europe is not for you! Save your money and go paint your wall instead.
 
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gawjussssfabric

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Thats so funny, its literally been the hottest topic in the house, me:looking foward to going to kindy? my daughter what, I'm not going kindy!! 🤣🤣 literally the day before she starts 🤦‍♀️ so hard to believe a 4yo would want to go 5 days a week, i wonder what this deeper conversation included because you really don't get much out of 4yo! She clearly didn't explain kindy situation properly and hopefully she explain what would be expected of her because it's a lot for 4yo.
It went like this:
Jessi & sleaze bag- “now Goldie my precious sunshine favourite child. Are you likeSURE you want to go to big skewl? Like Are you super sure because like golden angel you really have to think about this are you sure. Like You will have to catch the bus with the boys after the first week mummy has appointments like Do you really want to go?”

Goldie- “bus yes bus. I go big skewl big”

Then Jess and Flith look at each other with beaming eyes and say “aww she said bus, let’s do it!”

the rest is like history you know.
 
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doggonestupido

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So it turns out I will be at the restaurant downstairs from the Bloom venue on the night of the event for my nieces 18th!!! My neice wants to go upstairs to the Rooftop bar for cocktails after and I don't have the heart to tell her this stupid bogan has the whole place booked for the night 😒
However, will be in a prime seat to watch all the comings and goings..... 🤩
 
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KrystalB

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Rant incoming.
I just cannot with this fucking IDIOT today.

Firstly, the mud cake. It’s not even the fact they ate it, I just want to know how kids are not seen for the amount of time it takes to eat a whole cake?!? Why wouldn’t he cut some off and give it to them - does he just say ‘yeah go for it’ and walk out the door? Where ARE they when they do all this shit? Is she just in bed? Is he out getting her coffee? Where are they that they just don’t pass by and notice them hoeing down the whole thing? It’s baffling. I’m not with my kids every second, but I’m usually wandering around the house doing normal adult things and would probably walk past them a couple of times to notice what they’re doing and maybe put the fucking cake away? If they did this once in a while it might stop the majority of the carnage that happens in that dumpster fire of a house.

Secondly, bitch you aren’t a ‘mum’ who has two jobs. You’re a useless participant in a household where 3 kids also happen to live.
You do about one days worth of work and spread it haphazardly over a week. You can’t convince me being a painfully bad ‘influencer’ and ‘running’ the Bloom shitshow are proper jobs. And that they’re jobs that use up all your time. We all know Phil would do the majority of the Bloom stuff, does the majority of the parenting and would also do the majority of your content. What is it that you actually spend all your time DOING that involves work? Because all I see you do is sweet fuck all, unless it pertains to a hair, beauty or shopping appointment. And we know you would film yourself every time you step into the Bloom fire shed, so we know you’re never in there.

Thirdly, you DO NOT NEED AN EMPLOYEE. There is no one that needs an employee less than you do. You have Phil who already seems to do everything for you - and YOU need to utilise your time better and actually do it yourself like the rest of us small business owners, you lazy slug.

Jesus fucking Christ, she is actually THE WORST and she’s sent me off the deep end today. I need to get back in my hole and stop watching her stories again. She’s infuriating.

Don’t even get me started on the school holiday/food/mothering aspect of it all. Or the fact she had to spend time cleaning her room so she could see her floor. What?!? Is she fucking 12? My god. Kill me now.
 
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AlterBoy

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It’s the constant diagnosis on here for me. Sure we can speculate, but there’s an awful lot of people with certainty here?

It is possible she’s just a lazy, irresponsible, untidy, mole of a mother (who doesn’t deserve those children) and human being - why does everything need to be a diagnosis.
 
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BeeBee88

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I was following J BLOOM the Commercially registered 2022 Hyundai Santa Fe Wagon down Deception Bay Road this afternoon.

Hey Phylis you inconsiderate wankstain move out of the way of emergency vehicles... putrid human you are :mad:

Also, FYI - you shouldn't have Levi in the front seat either, but you already knew that... and simply don't care.
 
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