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29/11/24 (Continued)
Bingo anyone? 

30/11/24
Here comes the 'woe is me' post.
01/12/24
More fantastic parenting from them both. Jake giving into Leo and Sophie filming and putting it online to show everyone what a brat their son is.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21197900
Another grifted outing - this time to LegoLand. Glad it's pissing down. Begging parasites.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21199659
Here we go with the 'orbs'.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21207829
02/12/24
So it's rehearsals for Elf in the little hall. He already has his phone out filming everybody and from what that fella said "Jake is the weight around our ankles and is sinking the ship".
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21209210
A gifted £300 highchair for her begging.
06/12/24
Again, being very unprofessional and taking Leo into rehearsals.
07/12/24
Beyond tragic.
Surprised he's shared this as it makes him look like the disrespectful, unprofessional prick he is. Another reason he’s spending the Xmas period performing in a hall and not on a proper stage somewhere.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21250150
08/12/24
Another utterly pointless load of rubbish.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21256007
10/12/24
This clip honestly shows what an absolute unprofessional prick he is.
So he wanted to be in Elf, Colchester so he could be home at Christmas for
'the first time in SIX YEARS'.... What an absolute load of shit he waffles. You only need to look at the Wiki's receipts. He was at home
last year for Christmas.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21273183
11/12/24
Wow, that child saying his mother is a pig and him laughing. He's obviously heard her being called that by him or been told to say it.
Disgusting 'parenting'.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21283554
12/12/24
Definitely after that fella he calls "handsome".
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21289081
Comments on his latest reel. WTF?
14/12/24
Tonight’s the big night. Get ready for him sharing any local reviews saying how wonderful he is in it.

Chris Hughes is in New York so he won’t be at the opening night.

Will anybody from Off Limits even bother going to watch him in the next 3 weeks? I doubt it. They’ve not mentioned his huge starring role on their grid yet.
How desperate. He’ll literally say or do anything for likes.

He’s gutted because his engagement is so shit, so now he's making out people aren’t seeing his posts.


Thing is, it shows what a liar he is, because he’s getting loads of likes now on this post, so it proves people are seeing them and he’s just made this up for engagement.

. His ego can’t take the fact people aren’t liking his posts, so now he’s having to resort to begging them to. What a sad tragic desperate wanker he is.
Backtracked on the "I haven’t been at home for Xmas for 6 years" then......?

He trips up on his own lies all the time.
Hardest role he's ever had? Three weeks of a low-budget Panto?
15/12/24
Absolute fucking idiot. This is totally embarrassing.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21306818
Oh stop moaning you stupid cow. Everything portrayed on Instagram is fake and you're the expert in fakery!
16/12/24
Does he think this makes him look professional? Coming on with a 'woe is me' face and having to tell everyone he’s ‘filming’ on his day off, as if he’s so overworked.

Funny how he conveniently forgets he’s barely worked this year since April. Whatever he’s ‘filming’, nice to see he’s made the effort again with what he’s wearing as usual.
He’s in that same office, with the same people he was with the other week. Hardly a TV studio or set he’s on is it?

Whatever it is, as usual he’ll make it out to be better than it is. Can you imagine a proper actor coming on Instagram and telling everybody they’ve got a day's work? No - because they’re too busy learning lines and working long hours 5/6 days a week. It’s sharing things like this that is the major reason he’ll never get decent work. It comes across needy, desperate, self-obsessed, smug, boastful and very unprofessional.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21315403
17/12/24
18/12/24
Eurgh, put it away ffs.

We see that ab filter is working overtime yet again.
What a shit hamper from ITV Win.

We give you TV Presenter/Actor Fakey Quickenden's latest work. Wonder why he's not been sharing these clips on his stories?



Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21331898
So humble and modest isn’t he? Still sharing anything that mentions him favourably by name.

He needs to get his head out of his own arse and realise he’s playing an Elf in Colchester and then a pervert in a few minor theatres. It’s hardly West End.
https://www.gazette-news.co.uk/news/24803276.jake-quickenden-puts-fantastic-show-elf-musical/
19/12/24
The aches and pains have started!

He thinks dressing up as an Elf is beneath him, so no wonder he’s not sharing these.
Here’s Day 7.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21339200
Moaning about being pregnant again for the millionth time.
He's been saying this for years!
20/12/24
He’s done a 30 second interview with BBC Essex. Bigging himself up as usual. He’s basically saying it’s a lot because it’s not a typical panto, but in fact, it’s a full-blown musical and when he’s done musicals before, he normally gets 5/6 weeks in rehearsals but for this one they only had 2 weeks and 1 of them was tech week. When has he ever done anything where he’s rehearsed for 5/6 weeks? Honestly he has to exaggerate everything. Twat.
Day 8 of him dressing up as Santa.

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21346122
Sophie's doing a Q&A. Basically just an excuse for her to show us more bump shots.

So she struggled and felt really depressed between 6 and 28 weeks. Funny how she still managed to go on several holidays in that time then.
Oh surprise surprise, she has suddenly realised there’s not enough room to have a home birth. Seriously thick as fucking shit. As for her name dropping where she got her coat from but finding a cheaper version for her minions because it’s no longer available, again we call bullshit. Why would she spend over £600 on one coat when there are so many cheaper ones out there?
Our version of The Twelve Days of Christmas!
What a stupid, irresponsible bitch.

Wouldn't the right answer be if you are worried contact your midwife or GP? Just because she was OK, it doesn't mean anyone else is. Surely common sense says go check with a professional and not take advice off of some thick, self-obsessed old bint on the Internet who resents being pregnant.
21/12/24
It’s
QUIET, not
QUITE you illiterate twat and who gives a fuck seriously? Also stop eye-fucking the camera and look at your child instead when you’re talking to him.

Sale now on at Breakfree Holidays, so they haven’t uploaded the day 9 giveaway yet!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21352604
Day 9 has dropped!

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21352948
"A year filled with endless possibilities". We highly doubt that.
22/12/24
Now he's 'trying to protect his energy'.
Day 10 has dropped!

Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21360615
23/12/24
They look like a married gay couple.
Day 11 has dropped!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21367570
Now doing an advert for McDonald's. Good God Above, he really does need those filters!
24/12/24
Day 12 today and definitely didn't save the best till last!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21373651
Poor kids always look so unkempt.
Trust Leo to eat the 'reindeer food'. That kid must have worms.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21377909
25/12/24
Christmas Day, with two kids in the house, a heavily pregnant 'wife' plus his mother and stepdad there, and he's busy filming himself on TV ffs.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21378870
WTF are those parasite shoes? Look at the cankles on him! He also got the matching parasite belt.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21379114
Here we go. Banging on about the dead dad and brother he never bothered with when they were both alive.
Feeding the 5,000 again in his wife beater vest.

Where is the food?
All for the Gram! Fake as fuck.
26/12/24
The real, unfiltered Sophie.

He must have got told off for posting that as he put an emoji on the next post.
27/12/24
Definitely after another fight next year.
28/12/24
Bringing Leo into work with him again. Maybe Zelda and DoorMatt have legged it back home before they starve to death.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21397425
More self-promotion. Probably sent from one of his many fake accounts.
Here we go again. He's only had just over a fortnight of work.
29/12/24
These reels just get worse.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21406057
30/12/24
Did he really say he’s gone to every scan because ‘he’s just doing the right thing you know’....?
Remember the scan you never went to because you had five seconds on Lorraine? What a fucking idiotic comment. Oh and this baby has long legs apparently. Nice to see the heavily pregnant 'wife' is chauffeuring him around as usual - he's probably had a drink.

Oh and another defensive reply on his TikTok reel. So that’s five comments in total. Two of them are him getting shitty.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21411087
31/12/24
The Colchester Clampets are at The Cave with Leo running riot and interfering with other guests' privacy and standing up on the seats.
Get that child out of that gym you utter prick.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21426553
02/01/25
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21435512
Hold on right there. So she
can't do "Dry January" so instead she is giving up sweet treats. Does she actually understand what Dry January is and will she be drinking alcohol when the baby arrives then? We thought she was breastfeeding? It wouldn't surprise us if she has been drinking all throughout this
Pregnancy tbh. She wanted a girl and threw a hissy fit at the gender reveal when it was yet another boy.
I see her 'A Level English' is working at it's best again.
Abit and
PASTRY'S ffs.


Illiterate pleb. She really is thick as shit.
Bet those trainers don't even come out of the box and are returned tomorrow. How the hell is she going to manage going to the gym with Leo and the baby when Fakey will be away playing a dirty old n*nce in Rita, Sue and Bob Too?
Come on, we're talking about a grown woman who bursts out crying when she has too many parcels delivered ffs.

05/01/25
06/01/25
So is this him admitting the baby is/was due earlier than they said? When asked about Elf rehearsals, he said they’d only had 2 weeks when normally for a show it’s at least a month. If that’s the case, surely rehearsals must be starting for Rita, Sue and Bob Too within the next week?
Also made a point of showing Colchester train station, so hinting he’s got work in London. Again, surely his priority at the moment should be being as close to home as possible?
A £50 foundation ain't gonna help that vile looking boat race love. Go and buy yourself a balaclava. Much cheaper and less offensive to the eyes! More Hello Fresh adverts. No wonder they all look so haggered eating that pile of shit with their miniscule portion sizes.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21472337
Oh just fuck off you bore!
07/01/25
Again, fuck off you bore.
Riveting content. Why the fuck is that monstrous belly always on display? Nobody wants to see it.
It'll be a long time until you have a holiday and get a sun tan Flaps.
Breakdown incoming in 3, 2, 1.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21485229
08/01/25
Getting that Colchester stable ready and Jake's three wise twinks turn up!
09/01/25
https://www.grapevinebirmingham.com/rita-sue-bob-too-uk-tour-opens-in-four-weeks-starring-jake-quickenden/
10/01/25
Jake posted this on TikTok last night. Who the hell films their child upset and puts it on social media whilst eyefucking the camera? Him of course.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21504555
The baby has arrived and is aleady all over social media along with Sophie's tits.

Considering he publicly stated he would not be showing the new baby because of Leo's trolling, it's not taken them long at all to show him off.
The Arrival of Kit Paul Quickenden
Kit Paul Quickenden arrived into the world on
08/01/25 weighing 6lb 13oz. His middle name is after Jake's dead father Paul.
The Daily Mail made a huge mistake reporting it was their first child!
https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14269765/Jake-Quickenden-wife-Sophie-Church-gives-birth-baby-boy-name.html
It's always got to be about him.
So much for not showing the baby on social media eh RatBoy? He's also put this on TikTok with the added vomit-inducing sight of the Beard almost naked.
Have a break mate and have a KitKat you utter wankstain. All for the likes though isn't it?
Whatever happened to "being present".......?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-118-playing-an-elf-in-a-manky-old-hall-whilst-the-miserable-beard-is-not-happy-at-all.47850/post-21507946
Skin to skin? The baby has clothes on and is wrapped in a blanket you utter twat.
'Jake Quickenden almost moved fans to tears'.


https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14272301/Jake-Quickenden.html
We wouldn't be surprised if this was Jake himself. It's OTT aggressive for it to be a normal person plus the obvious double exclamation marks!! Funny enough, once they were screenshot on here, they were magically deleted!! Hi Jake!!

11/01/25
Lovely, just lovely. Talking about your 'wife's' nipples in front of your nearly 4yr old son who has been plonked in front of the TV for days watching Wicked over and over again. Go and take that kid out, get some shopping in - anything. You useless, unfunny, piece of shit.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21516560
Good God, he actually went to football today. Words honestly fail leaving Sophie alone with Kit and Leo - unless her family went over? They obviously all hate him.
Where the hell is his mother? Normal people would be down there to see their new grandchild like a shot!
12/01/25
Already posted on Instagram and TikTok. He's really doing a great job of keeping the baby off of social media.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21521865
Another day, another ice bath. Funniest thing was when Leo nearly smashed him in the head with the rolling pin. Imagine telling your wife to film this crap after she's not long given birth and should be resting.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21523163
Who the hell eyefucks the camera holding a newborn baby?
Sarcoma have done a post congratulating them on the birth. Full of shit as usual. ‘Celebrity Ambassador’, ‘Ongoing support’.

When was the last time he even mentioned them? Notice how he replies to all the blue ticks on his account, but can’t even thank them for this post and we all know

he would have seen it. Plus it’s another online account their baby’s face is now plastered all over.

His own management haven't even bothered to congratulate him yet.
Leo really isn't the ticket is he? Nice to see Freddie engaging with his new brother.
"He's going to have loads of hair isn't he?"
Unlike you, you syrup-wearing old faggot.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21526472
Finally his management have acknowledged the birth of the baby. Only a story though, not a grid post. Makes you wonder if they also read on here?
The poor child is already being subjected to his awful singing voice.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21528256
13/01/25
Go on Leo, let's force you to sit near your new baby brother but mummy will have to put her arm out if you try anything nasty. He looks utterly evil here.
Banging on about
Love Island again. Grow up.
You won't be laughing when that little brat hits him.
What a cringey post. It's very clear that poor Fred is an afterthought.
Just remember, this child is 4yrs old next month and still in a nappy and drinking out of a baby bottle!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21540177
14/01/25
This play is completely wrong on all levels and should not be going ahead whatsoever in this day and age. With child abuse and sex attacks on the increase, the Rotherham grooming gangs etc, etc, what is actually funny about a middle-aged married man grooming two underage schoolgirls, who both come from very underpriviledged backgrounds, for sex?
OUR CHILDREN SHOULD BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21549467
15/01/25
It's Sophie's birthday today and as usual, he is oversharing and making out he's Father of the Year.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21550212
16/01/25
FFS give it a rest.
Grief thief post.
"A lot of people have been asking how you look so fresh after only a week after popping a baby out of your vagina?" said no straight man EVER.
Her reply "Expensive skincare".


No, it's called a filter Pizza Face. Just fuck off.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21566738
17/01/25
So the heroic 'Father of the Year' came home early from London. What does he want, a medal? What a martyr.
Well Flapz looks impressed to see him. She was probably glad he had gone. Freddie's dad should get a backbone and tell him to stop humiliating that boy about "watching girls twerking on YouTube". That's not on at all.

That reel of Freddie meeting KitKat for the 'first time' is so fake.
The amount of stories he's posting is ridiculous.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21572609
18/01/25
It's Saturday at 7am and already another post showing his son, whose face he wasn't going to show online.
19/01/25
Oh just give it a rest ffs.

Also bribing that child with chocolate first thing in the morning is just plain wrong. The need for him to film everything at the moment is just insane. Nobody cares. NOBODY.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21582891
Father of the Year' strikes again, this time taking his "half a son", as he so eloquently called him, to football and then promised him a shitty McDonald's. For somebody who is so health conscious, why is he going to take him McDonald's and has recently advertised it?
Google up about McDonald's meals never rotting because they're so full of shit.

Why can't he cook from scratch? He reckons he's just like a chef?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21585133
Ooh, is that a vape we see?
Now she's posting her 'happy place' on the hobbit landing ffs.
What an
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING fake story. Is he on drink and drugs? Leo is not capable of asking
ANY OF THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT HIS FATHER AND HIS BROTHER. He can barely string a sentence together at all.
*QUOTE*
"He also did something hilarious. He was like so, when you saw your brother in bed and he went to the sky, was he like this? "Urgh" *tongue hanging out.
"Was his tongue like this? Urgh" *tongue hanging out. *laughter
Why the fuck is he filming this disgusting, disrespectful shit when all you can hear in the background is that baby screaming and screaming upstairs?
He is the absolute lowest of low piece of shit making light of his brother dying and laughing about it. Let alone broadcasting this on social media.
He wasn't even there for his brother at the end as he couldn't take it and left the hospital leaving his mum and other brother there. He then fucked off for X Factor as it was much more important.
YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTELY VILE FUCKING CUNT.
Karma will pay you back for this very soon. 
This is possibly the most vilest thing he has EVER recorded.
Go straight to hell you utter vile bastard. 





Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21589825
20/01/25
Fantastic parenting right there. NOT! Putting the baby on the edge of the kitchen island with that kid nearby.
Fucking idiots.
Off he goes to London again. Bore off you mug.
So after twelve days, she's finally back. Chatting away to her thousands of bought bots and leaving the baby placed on the dining table with her back to him.

She wants to talk next about the quick birth she had and is already talking about her next holiday! She's also going to do a Q&A because she's as deluded as her pig of a 'husband'.
Unbelievable!
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21595812