10/06/23
Yet another day of the 'Fakey Jakey USA Show' out there 'promoting' it apparently but let's face it, America doesn't need his promotion one bit! All he wants to do is promote himself and this trip was in no way 'work' whatsoever! It's all to up his engagement and 'likes'.
WTAF is he doing?
This totally screams out Mid-Life Crisis and not an 'ad for the USA'!
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Times must be hard when you're doing a link for Weed Killer!
11/06/23
He rushed back from America to do some 'presenting', if you can call it that, at Soccer Aid, putting it before seeing his family who he had not seen for two weeks. In fact, they all went up to Manchester to him. He was also wearing the same shorts he'd been wearing all week. Shouting in a microphone whilst eyefucking yourself on your phone and getting ignored is hardly 'presenting'.
Soccer Aid's Official Instagram Stories and they cut him out of the photograph (bottom left).
Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-71-youre-a-family-man-or-so-you-say-but-youve-left-them-again-for-the-usa.39589/post-15500496
12/06/23
So after complaining about jet lag and making a song and dance about it, he went to the gym. The begging has already started for next year's Soccer Aid with him even tagging them and Chris Hughes on his story.
Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-71-youre-a-family-man-or-so-you-say-but-youve-left-them-again-for-the-usa.39589/post-15513407
13/06/23
He was supposed to be appearing at Swanfest this weekend on the 17th June but pulled out "due to unforeseen circumstances". This left Swanfest to replace him at very short notice. He posted today that he was having "a spontaneous few days away with the fam" but they were leaving Freddie at home due to school. This story was immediately 'dirty deleted' and obviously shouldn't have been posted!! Tattle always keeps receipts!
The "unforeseen circumstances" turned out to be a 'PR Stay' at MeliΓ‘ Cala Galdana! Or was it yet more bullshit?
14/06/23
We think you spelt GRIFTING wrong!
And another desperate attempt to 'up his engagement'. Leo even replied from his own account!
15/06/23
If you are ever considering buying anything from Bambi and Bear, Sophie's 'company', then please think again! Here are just two examples of the many items for sale that are just cheap items of clothing and accessories from China bought by her at dirt-cheap prices and then sold at ridiculously over-inflated prices. She also has the audacity to say she designed them! What an absolute rip-off!
You even have to pay extra for postage plus if you want to return any items, you have to pay out of your own pocket for that too! Avoid Bambi and Bear like the plague and save your hard-earned money!
Sophie was still adding 'PR Stay' at the MeliΓ‘ Cala Galdana but why would MeliΓ‘ even need publicity from this Colchester chav? MeliΓ‘ have a market cap of $1.51bn!!!!
What an absolutely pathetic pair of vacuous twats!!
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And if that one wasn't bad enough, they did another one the next evening ffs!
16/06/23
What a great 'Ambassador' he is for Sarcoma, the Cancer Charity. Both sitting out in the sun yet again burnt to a crisp. He always bleats on about his father and brother dying from cancer and how conscious he is that it runs in the family but still continuously gets sunburnt.
18/06/23
Playing at the charity football match in memory of Tom Parker - The Wanted, and he still tries to be centre of attention by dancing on the pitch and running up to Scott Thomas whilst he's on the microphone talking to the crowd.
Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-72-muriel-muriel-on-the-wall-who-is-the-thickest-of-them-all.39751/post-15590993
19/06/23
Have a day off you massive grief thief and take that weird collage with you!
One of our wonderful Fakeys came across these. Apparently both his father and brother were cremated. He has never spoken about this or ever going to pay his respects although he continues to this day to monetise and exploit both of their deaths incessantly with his 'grief'.
And here we go again!! Yet another example of top parenting! There are absolutely NO stair gates in that house and Leo is now being encouraged to stand on a chair right next to an open loft window! They are useless parents FULL STOP and he will end up out of that window if they have their backs turned for one minute and DEAD! It's disgusting to even have a chair near an open loft window with a toddler in the house, let alone encourage him to climb up on it and find it funny. Vacuous cunts.
"Just a disclaimer - I don't piss in the bath. Not while I'm in it anyway". Filthy bastard.
Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-72-muriel-muriel-on-the-wall-who-is-the-thickest-of-them-all.39751/post-15619670
20/06/23
Aww, poor Sophie is feeling 'tried' today although we think she means tired - or maybe even both living with that cretin! Maybe it's because nobody wants to buy her overpriced shit from Bambi and Bear and that the new launch has gone down like a lead balloon!
And now he's at too! Here we go. Here comes the fake anxiety!!!
21/06/23
What a repulsive bedding set for a child. #gifted of course!
Sophie's 'Event' today - which turned out to be this - although we are all still baffled as to what a 'Nutrienist' is. She is honestly turning more into Lord Farquaad by the day!!
So, for the person 'who doesn't care about social media' and says "Instagram is fake", he is still paying to sponsor himself on Instagram! What a sad, desperate twat he is!
At long last, Leo is FINALLY going to get a haircut! Only to up his engagement though as that's what matters the most!
22/06/23
So, after leaving his family to stay with mummy the night beforehand although he didn't need to, he 'presented' The Health & Beauty Awards in Lincoln.
Meanwhile, Sophie did an advert for Hello Fresh claiming 'you can feed a family of 4 for 5 days for only Β£1.26'. Then she claimed she wasn't lying!
The above Hello Fresh photograph was taken off of thisTesco reel she did on 22nd May. Make your mind up: is it Hello Fresh or Tesco?
23/06/23
Back home after his 'presenting' job and broadcasting to the World that he got in at 1:30am but was up at 6am to get in his 'ice tub'. What a martyr! So vain, and we really haven't got a clue why, that he uses an ab filter! Watch ithe filter drop!
Oh, look at me with my 'abs'.
Filter dropped!
They're back again!!
Another fine example of the weapons grade filters he uses!! And to think he's only 34yrs old! Shocking! The ugly soul inside is definitely shining through along with sun damage, alcohol, cigarettes, bad diet etc! Rotten to the core.
Watch out, he's behind you!
Now that's a camel toe!
Meanwhile, Sophie went all the way up to central London to 'get some work done'. Let's hope it's to get her man jaw fillers dissoved! Or could she be sorting out her Squidward nose maybe?
This 'little chat' was definitely aimed at us. Your 'presenting'' and 'singing' etc is still shit bro!
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/post-15658008
And yet more 'woe is me'. Maybe if you actually worked for a living you would be able to afford things that make you happy instead of wallowing in self-pity. Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/post-15659368
24/06/23
Who are you trying to kid? You are constantly on Tattle and worrying about what people are saying about you!
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/post-15666683
Please God no Sophie! What will it be called? Two Twats in a Tub.
Well, whatever work you had done yesterday, it certainly didn't improve anything!
One of the Fakeys found this old video (2018) where he is talking about his 'hair transplant', even though he wears a glued-on 'hair system'. Check out the EXTREMELY BAD American accent!! What an utter prick!
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/post-15681301
And this one from 2021. This just shows the REAL Jake Quickenden. A nasty, poisonous, hateful cunt!
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/post-15681589
And also this from August 2021. Apparently he doesn't care about Loose Women or This Morning but would cut his right arm to appear on them. Also calling a person "a fucking idiot" in the comments who was concerned about Leo's forced exposure on social media by him and Sophie.
25/06/23
Sophie filming Leo in the hot tub encouraging him to dive under and float on his back. It only takes a second for a child to choke. Utter fuckwit.
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/post-15679497
Leo getting 'a surprise', which should have been marked as #ad, and poor Freddie being pushed out yet again.
Here we go again!
27/06/23
Sophie went to a concert last night (SZA) so he actually looked after the boys on his own!!! This morning he's announcing to the World that he made breakfast for Leo for the second day running. What an achievement! Dad makes breakfast for his own son! This just proves that he's not a 'hands on' father and that Sophie does it all. We're sure that Fred is more than capable of getting himself ready and preparing his own breakfast though! Does he want a medal?
The twats in hats!
The first day of her 'online fashion course'.
If 'dark times' pass, then why do you bang on about your dead father and brother and constantly whine about anxiety and grief? Oh yes, so you can monetise it.
We don't know why he's bringing up Christmas and Shloer, the non-alcoholic drink? He must be pissed again!
28/06/23
Oh look, someone's been reading on here! We've altered the picture for you!
Absolutely desperate for engagement again!
Bet Lynch was also spotted outside Roy's Rolls today too!
Get a grip ffs!
29/06/23
"A duck just flew past my house. Do they even fly?" Then he went on to question whether swans fly and even ostriches!! Definitely not the sharpest knife in the drawer. In fact, thick as shit!
Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/post-15734222
Sophie pretending that Ted Baker 'gifted' her the jacket when it was only an #aff link!!
As for this ad for Babyliss, her hair looks such a mess she looks like she has been pulled through a hedge backwards!
These two reels are possibly the cringiest reels you will ever see in your life! You can smell the desperation coming from these two utter twats! WTAF is this?
Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/post-15744865
30/06/23
Here we go again. Here comes the fake anxiety.
Kim Jong-un wants his glasses and suit back!!
WTAF!!!!
And not even 24hrs since advertising for Babyliss, she's back using the Dyson Air Wrap again. Take note Babyliss!
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/post-15747479
Out on a 'date night' and he's not driving as usual! Why is he not driving yet again you may ask? It's because he is pissed yet again. He can hardly focus, let alone talk.
"So yeah, we're gonna be on plan to dinner plans tonight. Well done! On the A12. Half an hour".
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/post-15747643
As much chemistry as two wooden planks!
01/07/23
Here we go again. Monetising from the deaths of his dad and brother. What an absolute lowlife he is. 'Spreading awareness?' Don't make us laugh. You and Sophie constantly burn in the sun, let the children burn and you smoke and excessively drink. Hypocrite.
Sophie dumping Purdey in a field and he gets arsey and accuses Leo of "trolling him" when he said the house was "mummy's house'. Maybe it's because Sophie is always left alone with the children whilst he jumps at any excuse to leave them all.
Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/post-15768387
Filming Leo in the hot tub again and encouraging him to stick his fingers in the water jets. It only take a second for a toddler to choke.
Encouraging Leo to swing off his unsuitable bed and laughing when he bangs his little belly on the ladder - still filming. Top 'parenting' yet again.
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/post-15768228
02/07/23
Sunday morning tips and tricks - how to strangle your toddler. Clever. Very clever. Parent of the Year Award goes to ......
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/post-15768615
The Before and After shots of the work Sophie had done. An absolute waste of time as she has ruined all looks that she once had and now looks manlier than him.
Yet another nasty insult aimed at Sophie in front of Leo. "Oh, there's an ugly duckling". A bit rich coming from him! Pot/Kettle....
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-73-the-wigs-bad-makes-us-laugh-now-we-all-know-that-you-pee-in-the-bath.39953/post-15769419
03/07/23
Sophie put up a story about visiting a Colchester Food Bank today. We don't know whether she actually went in though as the grifter is too busy begging for freebies for herself! Nonetheless, people who genuinely donate to charity don't broadcast it all over social media making themselves look good!
A few hours later, after being "charitable" and showing a list of what the Food Bank desperately needs for less fortunate people who are desperately struggling to live day-to day and make ends meet, she posted a 'Today's Attire' which consisted of a Β£300 tracksuit and a Β£200 pair of trainers! Although the tracksuit will probably be returned, it's about time this vacuous bitch read the room!
04/07/23
An appearance on Lorraine today for Sarcoma 'awareness' although he's definitely not the right person at all. It's all a bit hypocrital considering they all bake themselves in the sun. Again, he couldn't wait to strip off in front of the camera!
More evidence that Bambi and Bear's new items launched are just cheap Ali Express tat! Save your money!
Just like a petulant child, he posts this at 8pm.
05/07/23
A 'Cheeky Little Quiz Night'.
About time!!
06/07/23
Calling Freddie an 'animal' for licking Nutella off of a knife whilst Sophie just stood there and let him pick on Freddie again. A bit rich coming from somebody who admits to pissing in the bath and mummy still has to clean his piss up after he's been to the toilet!
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-74-the-kid-dont-speak-hes-a-freak-and-squidwards-nose-is-like-a-beak.40181/post-15832131
Yet another social media obsession. Pathetic.
Anoher hilarious article in The Sun! Since Phillip Schofield's resignation from Dancing on Ice, Fakey now thinks he could 'step into his shoes' and present it!!
07/07/23
They all went off to Disneyland Paris for the weekend - a freebie of course - and the backlash was huge! He spent most of the time monitoring and deleting comments and hardly posted anything to advertise it, considering it was a PR Trip, because he knew he had to mark everything as AD! They all managed to succeed in making Disneyland Paris look crap like they do with everything else!
A fellow Tattler was at Disneyland and kindly brought this picture to the thread. Apparently Leo was running around the restaurant trying to take food off of the tables!
There are so many ill children and their families who actually deserve a break like this and it's disgusting that these workshy, greedy, grifters went.
10/07/23
Doing an ad for Johnson's about the trials and tribulations of being a 'new parent'. Hardly a new parent though as Leo is 2.5yrs old! Bad choice Johnson's. You should maybe do your research! This one is certainly no role model on the parenting front. He can't even manage to take the bins out ffs!
Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-74-the-kid-dont-speak-hes-a-freak-and-squidwards-nose-is-like-a-beak.40181/post-15886709
The Glasses Direct Ad!
Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-74-the-kid-dont-speak-hes-a-freak-and-squidwards-nose-is-like-a-beak.40181/post-15889097
Yet another skincare advert. This time for Dermatica. We have lost count now of the amount of skincare brands she 'swears by'. Considering she is a 30yr old with skin worse than a teenager having an bad acne outbreak, these companies really need to do their research.
11/07/23
'Now' an Ambassador for Sarcoma. Pull the other one. He's been an Ambassador for Sarcoma for years and never did anything until recently. Why only recently? Because he's low on cash and needs all the publicity he can get. That's why!
13/07/23
Absolutely unbelievable! Do VEGETARIANS buy bovine collagen that is derived from animal flesh and bones? NO THEY DON'T but this is what she has just done!!
Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-75-hes-like-a-turd-that-just-wont-flush-as-irritating-as-a-dose-of-thrush.40389/post-15939812
14/07/23
Seriously, what 34yr old "man", and that term is used very loosely, thinks this way? It's pathetic. Yet another week of absolutely NO work whatsoever!
And yet ANOTHER skin treatment. Nothing can undo the damage you've done to your face. It's beyond saving.
And so the winding-up of his mother begins. Telling Leo to draw on the walls with crayons because "grandma likes muriels" (a dig at Tattle as we called him out for his idiocy for calling murals 'muriels') and even poking his mum in the side of the head when she had her back to him. Grow the fuck up.
Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-75-hes-like-a-turd-that-just-wont-flush-as-irritating-as-a-dose-of-thrush.40389/post-15965367
Yet another bitter rant - not that anybody cares about his opinion. This time slamming Love Island bosses for being 'too focused' on people who already have a following. And he wonders why he doesn't get any TV work!
15/07/23
So he's up and already filming his mum and Matt in bed which is crossing a whole new boundary. He even threw a couple of pillows at them both. Then he insulted her about an anti-ageing oil saying it 'wasn't working and then made a mess on the floor blaming Leo. Twat.
Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-75-hes-like-a-turd-that-just-wont-flush-as-irritating-as-a-dose-of-thrush.40389/post-15974826
Sophie made an announcement in her Q&As (that she wrote to herself) about going to the US for a week 'working'. Has she grifted the trip and will it be along the same lines as his fake 'work' trip? We will wait and see!
The grief thief strikes again by sharing the Order of Service for Oliver's funeral.
16/07/23
He bought his mum some cheap and nasty flowers whilst Sophie looked on after being told he 'didn't get her anything'. We really don't know how she puts up with this prick. More fool her.
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-75-hes-like-a-turd-that-just-wont-flush-as-irritating-as-a-dose-of-thrush.40389/post-15975863
Leo shaking his head at a friend's daughter (probably saying "no mine") and snatching a toy out of her hands when she tries to play with him.
'Mosquito Man' doing a Jungle Formula advert!
17/07/23
The crop top he bought claiming he "didn't know it was a crop top" then proceeded to make 10+ stories about it and succeeded to bore everybody to death!
Link to thread post with video clips:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-75-hes-like-a-turd-that-just-wont-flush-as-irritating-as-a-dose-of-thrush.40389/post-16004981
Out bowling and bragging on Instagram that he beat his 9yr old stepson and his wife. Pathetic manchild.
18/07/23
Yet more skin treatment! Utterly ridiculous.
19/07/23
So we had a 'skin update' from Sophie this morning! You really couldn't make it up considering she's going to the USA on Sunday for what she classifies as 'work'. What an absolute idiot!
Why is she even having treatment for scarring when she still has active acne? Normal people treat scarring once their acne has cleared otherwise what's the point? You get more spots that might scar! She looks like a burns victim.
'Feeling down' because his last grid post bombed. Get a grip you stupid manchild. There are people out there who every morning have to go and sit by their child's hospital bedside and you're whining because you didn't get many likes on your Instagram post. Seriously?
'Sacking off your phone?' Don't make us laugh! It's attached to your hand. Posting on two different social media sites before 8am! You're really thinking about ditching your phone aren't you? 'Quick and Done'. Are you thinking about yourself or your sex life? We bet Costa and Starbucks are shitting themselves! A successful shop requires hard work and you are incapable of that!
Imagine being that skint and desperate for cash that you dress up in a mosquito outfit for an ad? What a twat!
Yet another skin update. What a mess for her USA 'work' trip.
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-75-hes-like-a-turd-that-just-wont-flush-as-irritating-as-a-dose-of-thrush.40389/post-16032860
20/07/23
Yet another 'ice bath' (although you can clearly see the steam vapour), quoting this bullshit from Tom Holland, who himself has a massive chip on his shoulder as he has short man syndrome! This was basically another dig at Tattle! "If you don't know someone personally, you shouldn't have a problem with them". So why is it then has he in the past publicly slagged off James Blunt, Ed Sheeran, Naughty Boy, Gemma Owen and countless others although HE doesn't know them personally? Fuck off you jealous, bitter old hypocrite.
Link to thread post with video clip:
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-75-hes-like-a-turd-that-just-wont-flush-as-irritating-as-a-dose-of-thrush.40389/post-16028212
Here he goes again! This time taking the piss out of his 'mate' at the gym for struggling. He's not happy unless he's putting somebody down as it deflects what an utter shitty failure he is.
What an absolute achievement for the day! Unbelievable! Making a few chicken burgers with chicken mince, although he didn't even know chicken mince existed, and then broadcasting it on Threads and Instagram. Seriously, this is totally embarrassing at his age. It's beyond pathetic now! They honestly do walk amongst us.
He looks more lovingly at that chicken burger than he does his own wife (who currently looks like Freddy Krueger/The Singing Detective with the state of her face).
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What a sad, desperate twat he is! 
The ugly soul inside is definitely shining through along with sun damage, alcohol, cigarettes, bad diet etc! Rotten to the core.
