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21/01/25
So finally, Jake's mother met the baby - who was born on the
8th January!!! Yes, it took that long. All pre-planned for content and utterly pathetic. Even the living brother made an appearance.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21602152
What a mincing clown. Maybe change that child's filthy top?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21602107
Zelda finally sees the baby, although he was born on the 8th! As usual, he's hogging the limelight and Sophie has been downgraded to film it all. The usual snarky remarks were made to his mother also. Prick.
Link to thread post with video link:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-121-gnnghh-quickenden-adds-flexing-his-muscles.48540/post-21796224
22/01/25
Now bribing Leo to stay in the bedroom at nanny's. Great parenting yet again.
Begging for eye serum. Just put a paper bag over your head and shut up.
Now begging people to follow the new podcast too.
Aww, cute little Bernard Bresslaw.
23/01/25
This comment!
OMG, this is just so cringe. Fakey is up 'Spenny's' arsehole so much he needs a bloody torch!

Can only imagine what this podcast will be like. Enough to actually bore you to death.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21622299
Looks like Spencer is already getting sick of him and highly doubt this is going to work!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21623947
And she’s had the fucking cheek to post a reel about body changes when she looks like this 14 days after giving birth.

. Seriously how fucking shallow and vain are you, to pose in a mirror and take a selfie every day after giving birth in just your underwear, just for Instagram content. She really is as thirsty as he is.
So far, a whopping 167 subscribers!
WTF is going on and why did 'Spenny' let Fakey slap his arse like that?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21635722
24/01/25
That poster!

Jake is a nasty person. He only briefly praised Sophie for having the baby. It’s all about his “hard work”.

Good on Christine for asking about his over-sharing on Instagram re Kit after the “trolling” he claimed when Leo was born.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21644297
Here we go again.
That child has no manners whatsoever and her stories only prove what a bad parent she is letting him get away with murder all the time. Get ready for the biggest realisation of what you have let yourself in for. She's going to plummet from a great height big time! Just look at the snot on that child's sleeve.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21635853
https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tv/article-14321209/Jake-Quickenden-lorraine-trolls-son.html
25/01/25
Still begging.
Now the arsehole is doxxing someone who has quite clearly told the truth. Bitchy little queen. This soon got deleted but luckily we have the receipt.
https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14324125/Jake-Quickenden-clip-baby-girl-Kit-trolls.html
Oh just fuck off you absolute bore.
We all think our children are 'beautiful' but a normal 'parent' doesn't plaster their child all over social media for likes and validation.
You have literally made the baby ALL ABOUT YOURSELF and you don't like to read/hear the truth because it's
ALL ABOUT YOU, YOU FUCKING NARC.
Go and pour yourself another drink you alcoholic, self-centred prick.



Give it a fucking rest!!!!
Somebody pass the sick bucket.


Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-121-gnnghh-quickenden-adds-flexing-his-muscles.48540/post-21796334
26/01/25
Her skin!!!
This is all getting very tedious and vomit-inducing now. So fake.
Honestly, she is as insufferable as him. Waffling on in her phoney accent about getting more botox in her face, getting new glasses and taking Leo for an eye
test. What a pitiful looking gift too.
What about referring the child to a specialist and get him much-needed speech therapy you utter dimwit?
Going out with friends? Don't make us laugh. Receipts or it didn't happen.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21658044
Hi Fakey, you sad prick. Doesn't mean it happened today though!
More made up questions for yet another aff link. That coat looks like road kill.
27/01/25
This whole story is laughable. As was only said a few days back, anyone that needs to tell strangers how hard working they are, normally means the exact opposite. Also show the kids you’ve got to work hard, ‘if you want to get anywhere’. Where has he actually got though?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21666581
The podcast is abaolutely bombing!
This is absolutely pathetic. 'Solo Parenting 3 Kids'. What does she want a medal?
Why is a nearly 4yr old still drinking milk out of a bottle, wearing a nappy and having his teeth cleaned? WTAF.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21672808
28/01/25
Here we go again! Moaning after only
ONE DAY of rehearsals for Rita, Bob and Sue Too. God he looks rough as.

Still desperately plugging that 'Tapped in the Head' Shitcast too, which by the look of it, has spectacularly bombed!
Nobody cares.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21675369
He must be in a shit hotel if he's having an ice cream for breakfast. He looks like absolute dogshit!
A middle-aged, wrinkly cunt wearing a cap back-to-front is a heinous crime. Sort it out ya prick!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21687641
"Multiple work commitments....?"

30/01/25
What an absolutely brutal review of the Untapped Podcast!

She calls this content?

We're surprised she’s got time to buy wellies and go for a walk with her multiple work commitments!
31/01/25
Just so inappropriate in this day and age.


Is this his latest thing for content?

What a grief thieving lying cunt.

Saying Leo dreamt about his dad ffs - the only thing that child dreams of is food. Honestly he does things and you think he can’t stoop any lower, but he always manages it somehow. How long before Oliver will be joining his dad in these dreams as well. Thing is, if this was true and we all know

it’s total bullshit, if you were that upset you’d keep it to yourself. Just another attention-seeking exercise in the life of Fakey Quickenden
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21705097
'Father of the Year' is back home and wants another medal.
A couple of comments on the Theatre Royal, St. Helen's page about the pervy story line.
01/02/25
What a revolting jacket which was modelled by women on their page.
Why is he holding Freddie's hand at his age? The "happy family" narrative is in overdrive!
02/02/25
Back in St. Helen's and feeling anxious.

Does he have a batch lot of those wife beater vests or does he live in it?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21725304
Yeah, so anxious eh?
03/02/25
There's really not a lot you can say about this but what a complete bellend.
Creepy.

Funny how he’s not shared her story of him doing weights, in the communal dressing room totally topless and she’s saying he needs to get out. Where have his "abs" gone?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21733926
04/02/25
Considering it's World Cancer Day today, he's been monetising the deaths of his father and brother from cancer for well over a decade and is 'Ambassador' for Sarcoma, he has posted absolutely nothing today about it whatsoever.
Footage of Leo and Kit but no sign of Freddie whatsoever. Disgusting to leave him out.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21740925
Definitely bought that for himself for content.

WTF is going on with that syrup?

GOOD LUCK PLAYING A N@NCE!
Hardly posted? We think the opposite. Back with all the mundane shit chat again, aff links, plugging the travel scam and who the hell gifted her that ropey old flammable lingerie?




Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21742598
Calm down Spotty, you doth protest far too much! Obviously grifted that photoshoot then because they certainly didn't juggle it in between Fakey's 'work commitments' or 'weekend plans'.

Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21748720
Don't you remember Fakey,? You played Elf in the Colchester panto at Christmas!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21748854
05/02/25
This is beyond tragic and utterly embarrassing!


Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-122-kit-for-clicks-leo-for-likes-freddie-for-ad.48739/post-22016765
Wheeling out Fred again for another ad.
06/02/25
Cheeky cunt. He's a fine one to talk. He's aged like fucking milk.
Go and have a look in the mirror you prick.
Rita Sue and Bob Too looks so seedy with cheap production. Fakey is so wooden. He can't act to save his life!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21765882
07/02/25
Another bad review.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrea_Dunbar
Yet another terrible review.
https://stageyreviews.co.uk/2025/02/07/rita-sue-bob-too-theatre-royal-st-helens/
08/02/25
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21779480
So disrespectful to Freddie depicting a family of four.
Albert Einstein Jr putting stickers on a sheet. Who the hell cares? Aff link after aff link ffs and on the beg for birthday presents for Spud.
Maybe take him to the barbers? Get him a proper bike with stabilisers?
Fucking grifting idiot.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-120-jake-quickenden-and-the-pointless-quest-for-fame.48323/post-21781900
09/02/25
10/02/25
Guys she’s going to do a Q&A for us.

Why does she make it sound that by doing it, she’s doing us a favour? She’s the last person to get advice from. Just an excuse for her to get some more aff links in. As for her now advertising Wild deodorant, it's yet another product that all the dregs of the Instagram world promote.
Link to thread post:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-121-gnnghh-quickenden-adds-flexing-his-muscles.48540/post-21805494
11/02/25
Another post of the child he wasn’t going to show online.

He’s definitely trying to get a reaction
Someone has actually put on there about the baby being the image of his dad.

Also considering Flaps is basically a single mum and doing everything, he always makes sure he gets the pictures on Instagram first.
12/02/25
What a charming child "I'm gonna take your brain away". Lovely.

He'll have a job though because RatBoy doesn't have one!
That ridiculous syrup. How he can go out in public looking like that!


Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-121-gnnghh-quickenden-adds-flexing-his-muscles.48540/post-21817821
Honestly, she is enough to bore anybody to death she really is. Nobody cares about your utterly mundane, beige existence. As for that child still drinking out of a baby bottle at nearly 4yrs old -
THAT IS UTTERLY DISGRACEFUL!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-121-gnnghh-quickenden-adds-flexing-his-muscles.48540/post-21817986
What does this wanker want - a medal?
13/02/25
More Temu rejects than Wish.
Link to thread post:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-121-gnnghh-quickenden-adds-flexing-his-muscles.48540/post-21836219
14/02/25
She’s now put her Valentine's Insta story on TikTok.

Just noticed the boys' cards and the fact she’s put hearts around both Leo and Kit's names but nothing on Freddie's.

She really couldn’t make it anymore obvious if she tried. Nasty bitch.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-121-gnnghh-quickenden-adds-flexing-his-muscles.48540/post-21835435
Here we go!

Let’s see if he’s actually bought her anything this year. If he has, he’ll definitely show whatever it is. Just an excuse for him to post loads of photos of himself as well

Another picture where he looks thrilled to be ‘kissing’ her.
Stay classy you utter chav! He looks like he's been dipped in Creosote!
15/02/25
Someone's a tad manic this morning! Why can't she just put Bernie down. What's with the snipe about baby carrier trolls? His head is flopping all over the place. Maybe things aren't great in Quickenden Towers......
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-121-gnnghh-quickenden-adds-flexing-his-muscles.48540/post-21846860
Christ, Flapz looks miserable. £74 at the cinema? Shouldn't have bought loads of snacks then dickhead. Why is he in a short sleeved top - it's freezing!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-121-gnnghh-quickenden-adds-flexing-his-muscles.48540/post-21848216
16/02/25
She supposedly runs her own 'travel business' but is asking where to go in April that's hot!
17/02/25
The shittiest media wall known to man has been installed. Looks like it's been made out of cardboard!
Use Google you scrounging twat.
18/02/25
Prize Prick Announcement.
19/02/25
And so it begins… nothing to do with Kit being born. It’s because he’s having to work for a living. Every fucking time he starts a job, his list of ailments begin appearing and he wonders why he struggles to get work
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-121-gnnghh-quickenden-adds-flexing-his-muscles.48540/post-21887213
20/02/25
22/02/25
What he's really saying is I'm fuming as Sophie is having Leo's 4th Birthday Party today with her lot and it won't be all about me!
An honest review of Rita, Sue and Bob Too from a fellow Tattler who survived the GCSE show!
23/02/25
A "home bird" - don't make us laugh!
The mother-in-law is down again and Sophie vanishes!
24/02/25
Another ridiculous reel. Their neighbours must laugh at them through their windows.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-121-gnnghh-quickenden-adds-flexing-his-muscles.48540/post-21934815
Fakey has such an inferiority complex. Sniping that he doesn't speak French because he "didn't go to Eton". Fucking pleb, you don't need to have attended a posh school to learn a foreign language. Fakey struggles with English. I seem to recall him mocking Zelda for having pizza for her tea, saying that it wasn't very 'nutritionous'. Tosser.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-121-gnnghh-quickenden-adds-flexing-his-muscles.48540/post-21935347
So of course the first time Kit smiled was at him, even though Flappy is the one with him 99% of the time and of course he’s had to do a whole post about it.

Plus he’s put it as the 2nd picture so people have to swipe.

Bit defensive when someone says he’s more like Flaps though.
25/02/25
Another example of how shallow he is. I’m sure that photo of Flappy will really endear him to all the young mums struggling to lose their baby weight.
The way he speaks to his mother is disgusting.

Why isn't he caring for the baby if he's that bothered? Prick.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-121-gnnghh-quickenden-adds-flexing-his-muscles.48540/post-21947397
Not surprising Kit is screaming at his God awful voice poor child.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-121-gnnghh-quickenden-adds-flexing-his-muscles.48540/post-21947406
Aww, so much like his grandmother!
She’s getting as passive aggressive as Fakey is. Not one person had or has asked where Freddie is.
26/02/25
Get ready for the normal overshare in a smaller time frame, because poor Fakey has a 5 hour drive today.

As for the balloon display, have you ever seen one that actually has a balloon in it saying it’s been gifted? Now that really is embarrassing. I mean we knew it had to be but if the only way you can get a freebie is by having it advertised in the actual display that’s fucking tragic. Shame on her for using a small family business in this way and more fool them for thinking she’ll bring them business with her fake following.
These comments on his CBD ad. Jimmy's getting blocked!
Sophie's video for Leo's 4th Birthday which made Fakey cry. Boo hoo.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-122-kit-for-clicks-leo-for-likes-freddie-for-ad.48739/post-22094411
She even did an #aff link for his bicycle! Desperate much?
Father of the Year strikes again!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-122-kit-for-clicks-leo-for-likes-freddie-for-ad.48739/post-21957832
27/02/25
Advertising Estrid razors has to be a new low even for him!

After seeing this, it’s no wonder he can’t get any acting or presenting work.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-122-kit-for-clicks-leo-for-likes-freddie-for-ad.48739/post-21961487
Do we really need to see Kit's shit?
You can tell she told a very awkward Freddie to say that about not appearing much on her Instagram. Then she makes him say it to the camera. Spotty cunt.
Whoever gave him that wonky 'pudding bowl' fringe should be fucking shot.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-122-kit-for-clicks-leo-for-likes-freddie-for-ad.48739/post-21970849
28/02/25
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear! Mummy has just royally put her foot in it.

"Jake doesn't watch soaps'.
So, what is the aim for the "budding actor" then? Straight onto the Silver Screen and waiting for his first Oscar?
