Welcome to Jake Quickenden 10 Wiki
25/02/24 (Continued)
Oh look, his "content" is back from America!
Let's hope for everybody's sake he's not singing at The Hair and Beauty Awards on Saturday, 1st June!
26/02/24
Today Leo turns 3yrs old and in usual fashion, he did not stop posting all day long about it!
VIDEO CLIP
It was a very strange day as Sophie was absent from most of the clips, they took Leo to a Miller & Carter (which is a very weird choice for a 3yr old) and there was absolutely no sign of Freddie at all.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-97-pervy-quickenden-the-scunthorpe-schofield.44194/post-18561073
27/02/24
Pulling out his "content" again (Leo). That child really does need help.
"Did you have a nice birthday - how old was you?"
Leo's reply: "4". He doesn't even know how old he is.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-97-pervy-quickenden-the-scunthorpe-schofield.44194/post-18520206
27/02/24
In Newcastle this week for The Full Monty. At least he showed up.
28/02/24
An ad for cheap and nasty old tat for Mother's Day. Pity he couldn't spell
personalisation correctly.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-97-pervy-quickenden-the-scunthorpe-schofield.44194/post-18531131
And nearly a million people thinking you look like a complete dickhead doing this at 36yrs old.
29/02/24
Yet again he's been evacuated from his hotel as the fire alarm has gone off. This has happened several times now. Maybe he's doing it for content.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-97-pervy-quickenden-the-scunthorpe-schofield.44194/post-18569611
How many times has he said he wouldn't have a flash car even if he could afford one and more recently, he said how happy he is with his basic Golf. This proves that if he did have the money he would go out and get himself a sports car. In your dreams Jake, in your dreams!
01/03/24
He really seems to think he's a good singer doesn't he?
Those facial expressions he does.
Who in their right mind videos themselves sitting in a corridor murdering a song on camera? Freak.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-97-pervy-quickenden-the-scunthorpe-schofield.44194/post-18557402
02/03/24
If you thought yesterday's attempt was bad enough, we have yet another one today. Utterly horrific.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-97-pervy-quickenden-the-scunthorpe-schofield.44194/post-18568682
More horrid children's clothes from Sophie's overpriced, ghastly Bambi & Bear. Hideous.
03/03/24
Sophie out for her steps although she has severe jetlag. Maybe it's because Zelda is there at the moment.
"If you were meant to be there you wouldn't be here. So... What's the best that could happen?"
Well maybe leave that utter prick because you're being held back and stuck in a rut. He clearly doesn't love you and your whole life is an utter sham.
Definitely sounds drunk here - you can hear him slurring.
Mummy doesn't look amused in the slightest with his constant digs and encouraging Leo to be rude is quite frankly disgusting. He's obviously been reading here about Sophie not posting. Maybe she has had work done ie a boob/nose job as she hasn't been seen since Leo's birthday (26th February).
Scary woman!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-97-pervy-quickenden-the-scunthorpe-schofield.44194/post-18576845
Mummy really doesn't seem impressed does she? We hope she drove to the toy shop as he's clearly pissed. Watch him hit her on the back of the head with that sword. WTF!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-97-pervy-quickenden-the-scunthorpe-schofield.44194/post-18577094
Oh look, Sophie is alive and has put up a 'begging' post. This post was swiftly dirty deleted!
No Jake, Leo is not a genius and pity you can't manage parenting on your own without needing your mother and Matt down to help you because Sophie has gone AWOL.
"This over anything". So thatβs why you purposely choose to do any jobs that take you away from home. You go on adult-only trips over family ones. You go to z-lister events just to be seen rather than being with your son. You also palm him off because youβre incapable of looking after him by yourself. The list is endless.
No, you choose YOURSELF over anything!
What he's written on his latest 'singing' reel says exactly what you need to know about him. It's all about getting strangers to give him the adulation he thinks he deserves.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-97-pervy-quickenden-the-scunthorpe-schofield.44194/post-18580679
04/03/24
This honestly must have been Leo's only decent birthday present obviously from mummy and Matt.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-97-pervy-quickenden-the-scunthorpe-schofield.44194/post-18584815
Here we go again - bringing up his dad again.
Since Leo got back from America, the oversharing has been relentless.
Still not seen since the 26th February, Sophie put this up to boost her engagement but failed miserably.
05/03/24
Now he's jumping on the Big Brother bandwagon! Pity he didn't go in as he'd have a breakdown without his phone!
Posting himself going down an escalator wearing his clodhopper boots. Is he going to another audition he won't get?
Then cryptic quotes.
06/03/24
You can only imagine his pure panic yesterday when Instagram went down but a day later, this reel of Leo still bombed!
Oh look, another dry chicken. Still no sign of Sophie and mummy and Matt are still there. Jake starts bragging about how organised he is but we bet mummy did most of it. This "man" clearly cannot look after his own child by himself can he?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18645775
What a martyr!
Newsflash: Parent takes child swimming.
He is honestly beyond pathetic and no, that kid is not clever. Look at that cookie Leo is stuffing. It's nearly the size of his head.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18607474
Doing another shitty Hello Fresh advert with a 60% discount that's on their website anyway. Why is he letting Leo walk about on that kitchen island like that? Utter idiot.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18611352
This photo was put up after much discussion on the thread as to where Sophie is? This photo is clearly not about Leo but to show 'her' presence. In fact, we are adamant that indeed this is Jake in a wig and wearing her clothes. Yes, all a bit strange but many things point to it being him. The height for one - in comparison with the TV, the shoulders and shoulder blades are like his, the arms and legs are too wide and he's no stranger to wearing her clothes either!
Well, this post is utterly disgusting if it
WASN'T SET UP (and it's fucking disgusting if it was set up tbh).
To get in a state like this means
LEO WASN'T BEING SUPERVISED AT ALL TIMES in the bath and quite literally could have had a serious accident or even worse, drowned.
Jake's gone too far now. This only makes us wonder whether Sophie is there as no decent mother would have let this happen - EVER. WTAF is this prick doing? Grow the fuck up.
07/03/24
Filming for ITV Win again and making a joke about not being in Barbados but Dunelm! How desperate is this prick?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18617487
Make the most out of your Peacocks freebie Sophie because we doubt Jake will do anything as usual! You mug.
Leo's not around so the prick invades Freddie's bedroom whilst he's in his bed.
Freddie looked really uncomfortable in the video whilst Jake laid over him.
Freddie's dad really does need to intervene ASAP and Sophie, you are a disgrace to let this even happen.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18624619
Such a martyr.
08/03/24
Today is Freddie's 10th Birthday and all Jake and Sophie are banging on about is Leo this, Leo that. Shut up and make a fuss of Freddie and let him open his own presents instead of Leo ripping them open.
Maybe even change Leo's dirty nappy? It's nearly around his knees.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18670867
All about him but absolutely NO mention of Sophie at all.
Since Sophie has not been seen since the 26th February, leading us to think she's had cosmetic surgery, one eagle-eyed Fakey spotted her reflection in the window. It looks like she's possibly had a nose job.....
Popping out for milk is a common occurence in everyday life but the attention-seeking prick has to go in his Champneys gown that he took home with him from his grifted spa day. Pathetic.
Legend???
Calm down Polly.
It's official - we were right all along after the many hints he was dropping over the last few weeks. He's on MasterChef but probably was outed early doors and that's what the "woe is me" posts were all about. A few comments from the newspaper article show just how unpopular he is!
https://www.12ft.io/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/celebrity-masterchef-uk/article-13173979/Celebrity-MasterChef-secures-former-X-Factor-star-celebrity-make-artist-start-date-approaches.html
Also confirmed is Elf The Musical in December which is located in the starry heights of Colchester, Essex!
https://www.colchester.gov.uk/info/cbc-article/?id=KA-04614
A sneak peek of Sophie, minus her face!
09/03/24
So now Sophie reckons she's taking up kickboxing. Her latest reel was by far the most hilarious thing the Fakeys have seen in a while. Move aside Rocky Balboa it's Sophie Squidward!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18672727
Jake took Freddie to watch Manchester United for his birthday constantly filming as usual. He actually had the audacity to call Freddie out for "always eating" although Leo is like a walking, human dustbin.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18673112
More #aff links from Sophie for a pair of Gucci sunglasses and a Guess bag up against the wardrobe doors that never close "giving off Gucci vibes".
Note she's completely hidden her face again with the phone so definitely had something done to her face.
10/03/24
It's Mother's Day and Jake posted a picture of mummy that wasn't a recent one. He couldn't help putting a snide comment underneath it though to somebody. Absolutely nothing for Sophie yet whatsoever - not even any cards or presents shown from the boys.
Sophie's Post for her mum.
Cooking her own dinner on Mother's Day!
Whilst Jake sits on his arse filming Leo play.
A bit ironic that Sophie's done an ad for
family holidays when her so-called 'husband' does everything to avoid going on one with them. It's not really rocket science to look for discounts either as they're on the website when you look!
Finally, a half-arsed, pathetic post to Sophie at around 4pm for Mother's Day. He may as well not have bothered at all. Has he turned American now? "Mom".
11/03/24
Absolutely no words. Jake doesn't post his brother because he's 'a private person', Sophie is keeping her demolished face away from the camera and he thinks it's OK to post this?
Also, if Leo's "only had one accident in four days", how comes he had a full nappy nearly down to his knees on Freddie's birthday? (Picture: 08/03). More lies.
Sophie's honestly as bad as him at this point. Watch the performing monkey sit there until she commands "Go". What a way to live your life? Utterly tragic.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18660421
A grifted stay in a Haven Holidays' caravan in Dorset. "Yeah baby".
Funny that now Jake has gone, Sophie's dad goes around to visit. Her family must hate him.
"Salmon for date night tonight?" Well, if that's what you consider a date night, the whole population would rather be single! There is hardly any food on their plates whatsoever and the chemistry is ZERO! This ad is totally and utterly embarrassing!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18661890
It gets worse! "Don't be pooing in here".
WTF have we just watched? Absolutely tragic!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18674830
12/03/24
Yet ANOTHER repeat ad!
Proud of what? Buying clothes on Ali Express, claiming them as her own and then marking the price right up?
So Sophie drove down to Bournemouth with her nose possibly still plastered up and still hiding her face, Leo projectile vomited twice in the car and Jake's getting Nando's for them all. Make it make sense!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18672479
If you say so.
Now he's at it again.
A
"MANDITARY" room photo. It's
MANDATORY you illiterate clown. We see your "A Level English Language" has got lost again!
This was obviously taken before he climbed all over it and threw a tantrum!
Now Sophie and Leo are backstage. There's definitely some kind of narrative going on here.
No doubt the cast are 'chuffed to bits' having these two lurking around.
Sophie's face is still being kept out of shot.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18675692
Just put that child to bed and change his bulging nappy. It's nearly 11pm. Clearly, his potty training has been forgotten about.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18680493
13/03/24
At least teach your child some table manners!
How utterly ironic that Sophie posts this when they are the fakest pair around!
Link to thread post:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18681634
You were saying Sophie that social media is fake is it? Well you couldn't get anymore fake than your pathetic lives!
Great idea to take Leo out in the cold in just his pyjamas and he even says "Daddy it's cold". Also a great advert for the hotel - look at the state of the floor in the cinema room! Leo's also back to saying "Mine" at the breakfast table.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18688268
We'd hardly say that the kid is "living his best life" at all.
He comes from a very unfortunate genes pool.
He has a severe speech delay that is constantly ignored by his "mother" and "father".
Is not being shown any discipline/boundaries.
Is still in nappies and has a milk bottle at 3yrs old.
Has absolutely horrendous, selfish "parents" who themselves are living a lie in a fake "marriage".
Is dressed like a prison offender and needs his hair cut desperately.
Has absolutely no privacy as he is constantly used for social media exploitation.
Is never shown with any friends from nursery.
Has to wait for the word "go" to be filmed.
His "parents" immediately palm him off at the sniff of an adults-only holiday/event.
This is not "living his best life". Far from it.
Poor child.
"Chefs Kisses". Oh please Sophie, you pretentious twat.
"Help a Honey Out". Honestly, STFU you utter imbecile.
Possibly the most tragic reel that's ever been put on Instagram from the vomit-inducing wording to his fake piano playing!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-98-jake-chickenden.44329/post-18685346
14/03/24
This morning Sophie posted this extremely pathetic reel.
So basically, at this Bournemouth hotel, all they did was film reels, edit them and pose for staged photos. We also got a glimpse of her face, albeit blurred, and it's hard to tell yet whether or not she did indeed have a nose job. Not that that will improve her appearance!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18716738
So he's back at the caravan again. That 'united front' sham didn't last long did it? Sophie is probably on her way home.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18694997
Something else in his sights!
Dragging Freddie out yet again for an ad that has been relentlessly repeated. Why the hell has he got such a big, dangerous sharp knife especially wearing those sunglasses? She really is an idiot.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18695393
Still thinking he can hit 'the big time' with his tapes.
This reel and that music. It's almosr like a low-budget 70's porn film. RatBoy Rims Romford!
The next 007? More like 118!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18696544
15/03/24
Sophie had an 'appointment' in London today and took Leo. Obviously nobody wanted to babysit him and his potty training has ceased. He's also not been in nursery either lately.
What bloody work? He was unemployed for how many months last year ffs.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18701823
"Why are my legs so smooth?" said no straight man ever! "I hate living with lazy people" - bit ironic there you prick.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18704364
They're definitely laying it on thick with the 'united front' as Sophie posts this. Pull the other one.
He obviously can't count as Sophie was only down for one night and they spent that mostly filming content for Instagram. What a fake life they lead.
Literally begging for likes as all his reels are bombing. Nobody cares - take the hint!
Just get a life Sophie ffs.
16/03/24
"I'm Jake Quickenden and my whole life is a lie".
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18711126
"Me and Soph are looking to book a family holiday".......
Good God, this is so wooden and we're surprised he didn't knock himself out with those out-of-control hands.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18713414
Anything to escape the family eh Jake?
17/03/24
That child's hair is absolutely disgusting. What a mess. Why is he letting that brat scream in his ear like that ffs? No discipline at all.
There is NO WAY you have Tinnitus you utter liar because all that shouting directly in your ear would be unbearable. (He's not mentioned that fake ailment for ages has he?)
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18720477
Now he's got a tent in the living room for content.
Just look at the dirt on his socks from the floor.
"I'm coming in Soph". She's definitely hiding her face and making a massive thing about it as she scuttles away.
We've already seen it on that reel, albeit blurred.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18720617
Not an original bone in his body. We see where you nicked this idea from.
Here comes the dead dad again.
18/03/24
Sitting in bed watching himself on TV, filming it and uploading it to his stories yet again.
Just look at those rotten old chest of drawers. What an utter shithole that house is.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18727826
Instead of trying to teach Leo dinosaur names that he hasn't got a hope in hell's chance of pronouncing, he needs to take that child to a
SPEECH THERAPIST for basic words and pronounciation the utter imbecile. He's not helping that child progress at all.
Again, why is he not in nursery?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18728944
Oh no, does this mean Sophie is giving up her 'vlogging' then? Will we never see the jeans reel?
"I'm Jake Quickenden and I'm an utterly desperate prick".
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