18/03/24 (Continued)
Really? He hasn't a clue who you are?
Yet another sale on her Ali Express clothes. Do yourselves a favour if you want these beige clothes and order them direct for under a fiver per set instead of paying her inflated prices!
Oh look, there's PopEye Dan the Photographer Man! So he's to blame for these new vile, overly photoshopped photos then?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18731053
Utterly embarrassing if he feels the need to announce he's posting an utterly shit reel at 6:30pm. What a load of old shite. Get a life ffs you utter dickhead. "The world's best reel?" Lay off the crack you mug.
Dumb bloke shoves equally dumb kid into a basket and jiggles it about. We're all absolutely mindblown!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18733853
19/03/24
Thank God for that. He's gone to Aberdeen and we can all breathe a sigh of relief. No more constant filming of Leo!
"My God, we look angelic".
Danny's not impressed.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18744439
20/03/24
Now Sophie is doing an aff link for Leo's potty ffs!
You have to get a Tesco delivery Sophie? Are you that busy that you can't pop down to the supermarket? You definitely need that PA!
Now acting like a twat bashing a housekeeping trolley into the corridor walls. Absolutely no regard for other guests whatsoever.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18753342
The 'ADHD Diagnosis'
Just when you think he can't stoop any lower, he then makes a grid post of his "ADHD diagnosis'. He seems to be also suffering from memory loss too as three articles were released back in February 2018 about this.
As we’ve all said, there is absolutely no way he got diagnosed last year and has sat on it for months. We knew he was going on MasterChef the week he began filming when that’s supposed to be a secret and we know whenever he’s got a two minute appearance on TV because he has to brag about it. Something like this he would never have kept to himself for a week, let alone a few months. This will be his excuse going forward as he needs validation from strangers and his ego stroked so much. He must know deep down his online behaviour stops him getting work, so if he says it’s a medical condition and not just good old plain attention-seeking, people may be prepared to give him a chance. Trouble for him is him saying he now has ADHD, doesn’t make him more likeable, talented, etc…. yes he may get a couple of interviews from it but how does that help his so called ‘acting’ career that he’s desperate for? He is literally jumping on the ADHD bandwagon now and thoroughly scraping the barrel.
Nice to see that people were questioning him though. Here are just a few comments.
Below are links to the three ADHD articles from February 2018. The Sun and OK articles clearly mention the 'diagnosis'.
Now banging on about the moon. Pity he doesn't go to the moon and stay there.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18757199
21/03/24
"Nothing I would do for you both". We think you mean "There's nothing I wouldn't do for you both" but we guess you were right the first time as you do exactly that - nothing!
Honestly, is there nothing this prick won't post? Luckily he dirty deleted it but Tattle always has receipts.
22/03/24
The only paper that picked up the 'ADHD Diagnosis' was Grimsby Live!
"I tried out a new sport in March". You only went once for an ad and it wasn't in March because it was pre-recorded. Your face was last seen properly on 26/02 as you've been hiding it.
Those trotters of hers are repulsive.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18768786
"Love you wife". Could he sound any more insincere? Yes, you love her so much that you did nothing for her birthday, Valentine's Day or Mother's Day you utter prick. Fake, fake, fake!
Going on the bus into town is hardly "switching it up! Millions of people do it every day.
Maybe tell your son to look and don't touch maybe when in a shop?
Another new low - this time promoting gambling in a cost of living crisis. We doubt he's addicted to Big Brother as he never mentions it.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-99-hes-got-99-problems-but-a-job-isnt-one.44464/post-18776209
Another reel - this time on a beach.
And jumping in the freezing cold sea.
Making sure he tags in Sarcoma in this post for HRH The Princess of Wales. Pity he never remembered Sarcoma, who he is Ambassador for, when he won the fight last year and kept all of his fight purse instead of donating them some money.
23/03/24
Another two ridiculous reels and still begging for validation from strangers.
26/03/24
Well Sophie's not looking fresh after her break away from Instagram and looking very pale and thin. Do those cheap wardrobe doors even shut?
27/03/24
Doing an aff link for a £20 watch strap. No rings again.......
So of course, he brings out the dead brother again to up his engagement.
And yet ANOTHER dance reel. Rinse and repeat.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-100-1-million-followers-100-threads-1-engagement-0-likeability.44599/post-18826198
Sophie then posted this utterly cringe reel with Leo. This is the first time we've seen her hooter and it looks like she definitely had work done.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-100-1-million-followers-100-threads-1-engagement-0-likeability.44599/post-18827960
28/03/24
Well Jake, there will be a long 'rest' as there is no more work lined-up until Panto season!
Clearly far too much time on her hands having her hair done and playing dress up!
29/03/24
More ridiculous pouting.
How does he possibly think that by using that same awful picture of his baby son, hoping for people to comment unfavourably so he can shout "troll", make him "a better person?" Maybe learn to spell too.
Really not a good look.
And another one ffs!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-100-1-million-followers-100-threads-1-engagement-0-likeability.44599/post-18846482
30/03/24
Yeah, keep on dreaming!
It's honestly pathetic how hard these two are trying to convince everybody that their 'marriage' is perfect!!!
Why, just why? This is utterly embarrassing! Maybe give them to a charity shop ffs.....
31/03/24
"GAPPY EASYER".
Hardly an Easter Egg Hunt in the living room and why is he encouraging that child to eat all the chocolate after he's found it?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-100-1-million-followers-100-threads-1-engagement-0-likeability.44599/post-18859786
An utterly embarrassing display of utterly FAKE "unity". Absolutely pathetic effort and clearly over-using this horrid song yet again.
Poor Freddie looking awkward and left out and standing on his own YET again. He looks like he's dying inside poor boy.
Cringeworthy isn't a strong enough word for this vomit-inducing shit.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-100-1-million-followers-100-threads-1-engagement-0-likeability.44599/post-18861087
Teach that child some table manners ffs.
Really? This is getting painful now!
Back to being the "waterboy" again!
01/04/24
All these "happy family" posts are so see-through.
Out for the day but still obsessing over Tattle. "Are you a Hobbit?"
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-100-1-million-followers-100-threads-1-engagement-0-likeability.44599/post-18869608
Then within minutes of us discussing Leo's potty training, we got an update!
After numerous discussions about this "photograph" supposedly capturing Jake kissing another male backstage at The Full Monty, a few of the Fakeys went down a rabbit hole and came across a load of old photos. He's obviously not new to kissing males!
Yet another HF ad "cooking for Jake when he comes home" and getting excited over this paltry amount of food.
Here we go, more 'Stepfather of the Year' posts.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-100-1-million-followers-100-threads-1-engagement-0-likeability.44599/post-18872454
Living in the past as he's completely ran out of ideas. Let's hope he doesn't resurrect this utter crap.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-100-1-million-followers-100-threads-1-engagement-0-likeability.44599/post-18872641
02/04/24
Nobody is interested in your spotty skin. Nobody.
We see through your 'family man' bullshit. Funny how he's only now missing his family when the tour is nearly over!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-100-1-million-followers-100-threads-1-engagement-0-likeability.44599/post-18878841
03/04/24
Nice to see people are seeing through him.
As usual, regarding any charity, he never explains fully what it is. The Talk Club Charity is a Men's Mental Health Charity.
'Sharing a room with Danny Hatchard this week' in Bath who apparently "leaves skiddies in the toilet".
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-100-1-million-followers-100-threads-1-engagement-0-likeability.44599/post-18889783
Back with ITV Win this week waving his hands about again!
04/04/24
Strange how him and Danny are all of a sudden 'friends' when all throughout the tour Danny has looked like he can't stand him!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-100-1-million-followers-100-threads-1-engagement-0-likeability.44599/post-18899440
Yet again, he has to show a private card. Thing is, the whole cast probably received one!
Here we go again, posting about Fred and Leo again, all so he can bring up his dead brother.
05/04/24
Oh just stop blatantly begging and USE GOOGLE like everybody else!
Somebody's thoughts on X about Jake's latest ITV Win advert! No wonder he closed his account. He can't handle the truth!
Sophie's new nickname about her new ski slope nose: The Child Catcher!
Absolute filth.
"Downtime with the fam". He sounded very enthusiastic about that as he said he gets itchy feet and gets bored! A bit of a contradiction then?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-101-flakey-fakeys-still-workshy-he-kissed-the-boys-made-flapz-cry.44736/post-18913513
Sitting there like a couple of idiotic children eating those disgusting sweets. Why the hell does he have to take his top off all the time?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-101-flakey-fakeys-still-workshy-he-kissed-the-boys-made-flapz-cry.44736/post-18914012
His latest 'fashion trend' - dressing like a scout master to attract the young boys. He definitely sees something different to what everybody else sees! He is totally out-of-sync.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-101-flakey-fakeys-still-workshy-he-kissed-the-boys-made-flapz-cry.44736/post-18915490
06/04/24
Even if everybody said NO, she would STILL do her links!
You suffer from a bad back eh? We'll remember this the next time you throw a sickie from any future employment - if you get any that is.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-101-flakey-fakeys-still-workshy-he-kissed-the-boys-made-flapz-cry.44736/post-18927281
07/04/24
The way he cuts the clip when Leo reaches for his syrup!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-101-flakey-fakeys-still-workshy-he-kissed-the-boys-made-flapz-cry.44736/post-18932170
They tried this NINE TIMES, yes NINE TIMES, to film this shit. What 'husband' calls his 'wife' BRUV?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-101-flakey-fakeys-still-workshy-he-kissed-the-boys-made-flapz-cry.44736/post-18933177
Yet another Hello Fresh ad.
Well, this is obviously purely for engagement. He didn't even mention a name or put a link up. Sounds like a scam.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-101-flakey-fakeys-still-workshy-he-kissed-the-boys-made-flapz-cry.44736/post-18998345
08/04/24
So transparent!
09/04/24
Trying way too hard here!
This week is the last week of The Full Monty in Canterbury and he's staying at The Cave. He has no work lined-up and next week they are going on holiday.
"You're the most hardworking person I've ever met. The brother I never knew I needed". Their paths will never cross again!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-101-flakey-fakeys-still-workshy-he-kissed-the-boys-made-flapz-cry.44736/post-18953181
Yet another dance reel and begging for comments again.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-101-flakey-fakeys-still-workshy-he-kissed-the-boys-made-flapz-cry.44736/post-18954273
10/04/24
Uncanny!
11/04/24
Yet another Secret Giveaway. So secret that another private account won and looked a fake profile!
12/04/24
Why does he feel the need to share this? Even this looks set up.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-101-flakey-fakeys-still-workshy-he-kissed-the-boys-made-flapz-cry.44736/post-18979540
The begging starts.
Sophie wants to share more of her work-outs. Please don't.
13/04/24
Oh please just stop.
So this family holiday will be Sophie's bucket list destination (so obviously not very child friendly). We are glad to say this is the last dancing reel (for now).
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-101-flakey-fakeys-still-workshy-he-kissed-the-boys-made-flapz-cry.44736/post-18996561
We think he meant BAWLING.... or did he? This is the totally cringeworthy card Danny Hatchard wrote for him. He even brings up the dead dad and brother.
Oh look, he's had a new syrup fitted for his holiday!
14/04/24
And they're off! Flying from Heathrow to the Bahamas. Sophie looks absolutely thrilled!
Imagine being that stupid to encourage young children to stick chopsticks in their mouths like this?
ALERT:
Meanwhile, we had some piping hot tea about Sophie!!!
15/04/24
Now at their hotel the set-up photos and videos have begun!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-101-flakey-fakeys-still-workshy-he-kissed-the-boys-made-flapz-cry.44736/post-19012370
Jake encouraging Leo to feed pigeons in an outdoor eating area. Birds can be a huge problem in open restaurants being a massive hygiene hazard and nuisance.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-101-flakey-fakeys-still-workshy-he-kissed-the-boys-made-flapz-cry.44736/post-19013180
"Our first family holiday in two and a half years with all four of ours". (We think you mean US). So what was Portugal, Ibiza and Dubai then?
16/04/24
"Memories with little man". How about making memories with your stepson Freddie too?
17/04/24
Here we go! Now he's making a point of doing something with Freddie. Fancy being on a "bucket list" holiday and still engrossed with Tattle?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19035653
And here come the aff links.
18/04/24
Onto their next child-unfriendly hotel in Exuma on this 'bucket list' holiday. Let's see what excitement this brings.
Still no sun hat on that child but plenty of sun damage.
A few other people have started to question as to what Sophie has done to her face. It's so obvious!
Bringing up the dead dad again.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19051080
19/04/24
Yet another dig at Tattle - this time calling Leo's hair a bird's nest. Well it is well overdue a damn good cut!
So Flapz has taken away 9 bikinis (one for every day) and he's only taken away three shorts. His syrup must be itching as he's constantly fiddling around with it. She looks utterly miserable and even calls him an idiot. Some "bucket list" holiday eh?
What an utterly miserable life they have. Why are they even still together? Imagine when he's at home and unemployed! They cannot stand each other - that's apparent. No love or happiness at all. What even is the point in all of this? Get a divorce.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-102-flapz-got-cheated-on-felt-so-bitter-she-posted-robs-jizzy-knob-all-over-twitter.44905/post-19057693
So is this what a 'bucket list' omelette looks like?
Here we go again! For somebody on a "bucket list" holiday, why is he even doing this? Has he misunderstood the poem and is referring to carrying his child or is he fearing unemployment so much he is asking for the Lord to carry him in a time of much need?
