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07/04/25
Wow! If this gives him a sense of achievement then he’s an even bigger wanker than we previously thought. He’s a twat to have even posted this.
Now that is a strong gene pool.
The pose!

Nearly 40yrs old and doing this.

Desperate times!
08/04/25
This reel is absolutely embarrassing.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-124-on-only-fans-floggin-his-weiner-flaps-can-order-a-new-fridge-freezer.49094/post-22280274
Definitely both in the closet.
Yet another comparison post.

What an arsehole.
09/04/25
Hopefully not. He was absolutely shit in this pathetic part. He's aged like milk since then.
10/04/25
Here we go again.
Thought he was ill? Let's hope he gets ill for real instead of lying about it for attention. Absolute prick wants to grow up. The wrong side of 30yrs old and acting like a total dicksplat.
Pathetic creature.
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Is he taking the piss? Advertising for Hair and Me when he wears a wig!
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Two for the price of one!
11/04/25
It seems he forgot he was ill this week. No sign of any anxiety here.
13/04/25
Unemployment begins.
14/04/25
Yet another example of extremely bad parenting.

Why is he allowing Gail to do this let alone encouraging it? What kind of example is he setting? Gail is going to start school soon and imagine if he did this to another child?
Also, why is he tagging in Ashton Hall? Why the fuck would he want to see this?
He is an absolutely useless 'father' and that word is used very loosely.
NB: Is that another syrup?
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And so the tagging of Big Brother begins.
Here we go again.

And this is a prime example of pure exploitation of a severely delayed child by an utterly shit, disgusting, so-called 'parent' - and the term 'parent' is used
VERY loosely. What an utter piece of shit he is.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-124-on-only-fans-floggin-his-weiner-flaps-can-order-a-new-fridge-freezer.49094/post-22332188
When you reply to a teacher in a passive aggressive comment, at least learn to fucking spell! Absolutely tragic that Gail is eyeballing the camera the whole time and good luck to his teacher in September.
15/04/25
"We can’t drive 7 hours in one trip". You could if you shared the driving you selfish piece of shit. So they’ll be getting the Bath hotel and the Cornwall hotel ‘gifted’ like last time. Can you imagine not being able to pay to take your family away. She’s grifting hotels because holidays are such a priority when you’re both unemployed aren’t they.

What was that he said about wanting his kids to be proud of him? Not a lot of chance of that. Fucking spongers
And yet another grifted hotel at £211 upwards a night and not in the slightest child friendly.
16/04/25
Whatever commission he’s getting from Hair and Me it isn’t enough. It’s a fucking miracle how much his ‘hair’ has grown in 2 weeks!
Panto again this Christmas.
Is he taking the piss? A much deserved break? Really?

Going by that he’s been reading on here again and suddenly he’s holding Kit and not Leo. Yet again doing a trend that’s been around for months.

Already put it on TikTok as well.
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17/04/25
Oh shut it Monster Munch feet.

How bored must Fred be? Going for a walk?

Where's Simple Soph and Gannet Gail?
What a waste of petrol this farce was and more fool the hotel for gifting a stay to these idiots.
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It looks like they're not even spending time together as a couple/family so what was the point in all this?
You can go on bike rides at home and I'm damn sure Freddie would rather see his mates at that age.
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Her feet are utterly hideous.
18/04/25
Honestly cannot believe this hotel has been so stupid to let these parasites stay for free over the Easter holidays. What was the point in going all that way when they clearly cannot afford days out? Absolutely ridiculous.
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Miserable beggar.
Sums him up in one photo.
Playing Father of the Year again.
19/04/25
And he's left her with all the kids again.
Both too busy doing pathetic TTs to do anything with the kids. What a way to spend your holiday

how ironic the #mumsofTikTokUk #boymum can’t even spell the word ‘correct’ correctly
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What a ridiculous photo to use promoting a hotel.
He is definitely trying to get people to comment negatively on Kits looks. Why else would you post this?
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How feral is this kid? This is what happens when there is no discipline and the child thinks it's OK to climb and stand on everything. They are both setting him up for failure when he starts school in September and he'll be in for a massive shock. All of her videos promoting this hotel have been utterly appalling.
Note how she quickly cuts the video at this point.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-125-doing-an-ad-for-hair-and-me-does-it-work-on-syrups-not-bloody-likely.49249/post-22385847
20/04/25
Oh yet another photo of Kit.

What the fuck would she have been like if she’d had her desperately sought after daughter?
Superb video Simple Soph. We're sure the hotel will really thank you for this because nobody can hear a damn word you're saying.
It's an Easter miracle for RatBoy is actually driving! Obviously no grifted hotel for the way back then?
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Cor, hark at him getting all excited about balls. Lovely way to speak in front of young kids.
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21/04/25
What an embarrassing figure considering he is supposed to have over
one million followers!
Absolutely revolting.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-125-doing-an-ad-for-hair-and-me-does-it-work-on-syrups-not-bloody-likely.49249/post-22388364
Flying Spud around in a bag that looks like a potato sack.

He definitely has a new syrup.
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22/04/25
Look who has popped up on Instagram commenting about Celebrity Big Brother nominations. Nice "friend" eh? He's such a jealous wanker.
23/04/25
In London for a shoot? A fucking shoot? Who the hell would want to photograph him? Definitely got a new syrup on and boy, those filters are working overtime! Why does he have to stay overnight as Docklands is not that far. Just another excuse for a night away from the family that 'he loves to spend time with'.
The Marathon Excel
THING is actially a show RatBoy to help and support runners.

He should never have got a placement this year and it should have gone to someone who actually deserved it. Still no fundraising link as per and no mention of his ankle (probably absolutely nothing wrong with it).
Let's see how much he raises from his 1m followers
bots....... Smug looking twat.
24/04/25
Oh look he's showing breakfast this morning so the hotel was definitely grifted.
So he's going on Big Brother Late & Live tonight to support Chris.

That'll mean another night away from his family then.
As for him saying 'being a dad is his favourite thing and biggest achievement', yeah whatever..... All he cares about is getting on the front of a magazine and getting his massive chicken nugget head on TV.
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Yet another bitchy little reply on one of his posts. Hopefully Freddie's dad finally found his backbone and put his foot down about constantly exploiting Freddie. Mind you, he's too busy now exploiting Leo and Kit at every chance.
Imagine your life being that dull and boring that you talk to your camera speaking to strangers about your day?

Also, maybe change your clothes once in a while you scruffy bitch.
On Celebrity Big Brother Late & Live where hardly anybody knew who he was, he was only on for a few minutes in the audience and he called Chris a 'stallion' and that 'Chris forces him to share a bed with him'. After that shitshow, we think Chris will avoid him like the Plague from now on!
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-125-doing-an-ad-for-hair-and-me-does-it-work-on-syrups-not-bloody-likely.49249/post-22422903
https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/34633086/chris-hughes-cbb-jake-quickenden-shares-bed-jojo/
https://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/chris-hughes-addicted-connection-ex-35115015?service=responsive
https://www.whichbingo.co.uk/news/jake-quickenden-on-supporting-chris-hughes-staying-grounded-life-beyond-reality-tv/
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/cbbs-chris-hughes-wouldnt-leave-35112989
25/04/25
On Lorraine this morning which was the reason he was at Hollyoaks. It's to do with Bowel Cancer.
Still away from home.
26/04/25
Putting up a fund-raising post the day before the London Marathon. He has not promoted this at all and has barely bothered.
Two attention seeking twats together.
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27/04/25
Utterly skin crawling.
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He's such a nasty prick threatening to physically hiy someone who's having harmless banter about his wig! Obviously touched a nerve.
Wow, charming!
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‘I cried having no one to meet me at the finish’ what a pathetic person he is. Again all about him. People are running for genuine reasons and have lost family members, survived illnesses themselves etc… that’s something to cry over. Not because you’ve got no friends or family to greet you and tell you how wonderful you are. He’s such a fucking wanker. Enjoy the attention and the likes whilst you can Fakey. It won’t last. It never does. Also why is he telling a 28 year old man he’s only just met that he loves him on this post?
How long until this comment gets deleted?
27/04/25
Jumping on yet another bandwagon. Chris and JoJo were appearing on This Morning and Fakey was doing ITV Win.
Should read: "The moment you realise you have to go home to the Beard and kids after days away doing unnecessary shit".
Finally home with Kit thinking "Who the hell is he?"
28/04/25
https://www.archive.is/oldest/https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-14656247/Jake-Quickenden-skintight-pink-shorts-London-Marathon.html
Biting back again.
The desperation of trying to prove him and Chris are 'friends'.
29/04/25
Good grief.
The Beard needs to ask for a salary increase as he really is taking the piss. It won't pay the bills though.
30/04/25
A cryptic post. Is all not OK at Quickenden Towers (which wouldn't be surprising).
So it looks like he's given the Podcast with Spencer Matthews the kiss of death and even unfollowed him!
In Brighton today. His scalp must be sweltering with that wig on.
See the 'family man' has left his family yet again for a 100 years of McVities Chocolate Digestives event! Another unpaid gig. Does he ever spend time with his kids?! Check the state of him. He's still wearing the same clothes.
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01/05/25
Back to using Leo again showing his speech delay.
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More time away from the family then?
Back to announcing in advance when he’s on TV.

That child looks shit scared of him.

As for that ‘hair’, he needs to stop wearing that awful syrup. Look at the state of his ‘hairline’.
What a piss poor amount he's raised considering he has over 1m
bots followers. All these marathons on his 'bad' ankle.

What a martyr.

He is literally turning into Jimmy Saville before our eyes!
02/05/25
Oh no, the fake Gucci backpack has been nicked. Will it be Breaking News on Sky, will it make headlines? That thief is going to be gutted!
Filming at the studio today in case you didn't know.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22478163
Back to doing this again.
A baby in full sunshine? Put a window screen up ffs.
How old is he? Why is a 36 year old ‘man’ phoning his mum at 8am about his stolen bag and by the sounds of it, expecting her to tell him what to do to sort it out for him. No sympathy for her she’s made him the manchild he is and is still enabling the twat. I bet he’ll be pleased that mummy has told her huge social media following what a sad pathetic loser her son is. Why didn't he phone his wife?
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22480213
03/05/25
It’s the weekend. It’s sunny down South. Why are they on their phones instead of doing something as a family? He is sharing his last reel yet again and she’s posting about being a mum yet again. If you have to keep posting the same content over and over, why bother?

they would literally have nothing to post, if it wasn’t for using their kids.

Also, learn how to spell.
If you go down to the woods today you're in for a big surprise. Yes, you'll see the Colchester Clampetts!
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Somebody make this thirsty cunt stop.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22489690
Why would this company "reach out" to this absolute nobody and send her a £495 bag? Bullshit. She's obviously telling lies again.

They aren't even following each other! This must have come from the same place where he got his fake Gucci backpack.
Let's face it, we're talking about somebody who can't afford a fridge freezer, not Kim Kardashian!
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22490028
04/05/25
Oh fuck off with your self-diagnosed ADHD. Obviously trying to raise some holiday money by putting everything on Vinted.
Here we go again.
05/05/25
He sounds absolutely slaughtered and can barely talk with Kit nearby. It's only just past 10am!
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22501473
It's about time these idiots learnt to prioritise things instead of going on all the pointless holidays they clearly cannot afford. Why go away when your house is like a shithole and your cheap furniture is on it's last legs. How utterly embarrassing.
He's your son
NOT your best pal.
A
VERY slow news day indeed.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jake-quickenden-reveals-painful-injury-35173723
Someone is buying likes again.

2,500 likes after 15 minutes?
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22505518
He’s now put another marathon post on his TIkTok.


Moaning about how it looks like he peed his pants but still shares it all over social media. Two things we noticed with his slideshow. How he’s always looking for a camera and that his phone is in his hand the whole time. He’s definitely going to do a repeat of Flappys latest reel using them all and not just Kit. He’ll be raging over how much engagement she’s got compared to his effort

especially considering he’s meant to have over 700k more followers than her.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22508313
06/05/25
Don’t think he’s going to get the attention/engagement he wanted somehow. Flappy had over 2,500 likes in 15 mins. He hasn’t even got 1,500 in more than an hour

and now he’s sharing it on his stories and TikTok already. He’ll definitely do one including the whole family at some stage. Maybe even do it with Zelda
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22508702
It's surely a miracle how his 'bad neck' recovered.
07/05/25
Why is that child never in nursery?
08/05/25
What a pathetic and lonely existence you must have to talk to a camera about literally nothing.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22527265
Maybe a ‘please’ would be a nice word to use when you’re on the beg again.

Let’s hope the bear scenario does happen.

Wonder what bullshit stories he’ll make up from this trip.
So if the patio needs jet washing, why is he not doing it

cos he’s too busy filming himself looking like a total dick instead. I bet Flappy ends up doing it anyway.
Is he joking? Can barely understand one word he’s ‘singing’. He always starts these ‘singing’ videos, when he’s got fuck all to do. Wearing his favourite new sweater vest I see.

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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22528987
09/05/25
Another dick enhacing pair of shorts for people to comment on when he’s pissed himself.



So he's off to mummy's with Leo and no sign of Simple Soph and KitKat at all. It's very telling that they are not going as a 'family' because Zelda has only seen the baby a couple of times.
In the second video he's kindly addressing the 'white stain' on his leg. It's that filthy mirror again!! Good God, he's on here more than us!
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22534396
Still shilling this overpriced plastic shit which definitely hasn't improved her bad skin.