Welcome to Jake Quickenden 22 Wiki
09/05/25 (Continued)
At Zelda's now and already starting on her furniture.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22538590
First reel with Zelda already posted.
Not the spinning phone one yet but a repeat of one of the other ones he did with Spud. Look at the hashtags.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22540107
The shame of Fakey being dumped from a failing podcast is next level shameful, unless he is on annual leave from the podcast.
He is still on the Untapped bio but that could just be for contractual reasons.
There's definitely a mid-life crisis going on. He looks like their grandad!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22542431
Idiot. 36yrs old he is.
Really looks anxious being away from home.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22543631
Everyone has a top on and is fund-raising for a good cause. Then you have this absolute wanker.
Pathetic.
11/05/25
Still no mention of fund-raising at all. Honestly, what was the point if he's not raising a penny for charity?
About four seconds in on this clip he literally runs across the path of the runners when he spots the camera.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22548257
Imagine being so obsessed with social media that you leave your wife and newborn son, drive hundreds of miles with your eldest son to your mother's to run another marathon and not raise any money for charity.
All to film this utter rubbish for likes and validation! Get a fucking job you gormless cretin!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22550230
Will help a complete stranger but never helps his 'wife'.
Get out of the closet Fakey, it's nearly at breaking point. Just listen to him "He's got the best calves" to that bloke.
You ain't kidding nobody bro.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22551065
12/05/25
His latest TikTok. Having to prove he did help someone like he said
but who honestly puts this online and he’s always looking for a camera.
He really is pathetic.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22554787
So RatBoy drives down to Zelda's, dumps Leo and does his own thing, gets the photo opportunity with Leo after the Marathon and then Zelda and DoorMatt leave with Gail.
He then puts up a video admiring a bloke's calves sounding very gay and then
books a hotel room for the night!!! Then he picks Leo up and then fucks off back home to the Beard.
Wow, talk about Zelda and the Beard being enablers or what? This cunt is beyond belief!!!!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-126-jake-notquickenough-audience-member.49380/post-22557272
So he's planning to go to Berlin. More time away from his family.
13/05/25
Is that a new syrup? Much longer and just look at the sides!
God he must be desperate for cash!
14/05/25
The suspense is killing us.
15/05/25
He's left the family yet again to practice kayaking and ended up smashing into a tree. Poor tree. Hope it wasn't traumatised. Did he just disguise a fart at the end?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-127-someone-needs-to-get-a-job-instead-of-running-around-dressed-up-as-a-knob.49508/post-22581543
16/05/25
Busy doing nothing again.
Yep, no work and he’s feeling sorry for himself, so as usual out come the dad and brother woe is me narrative. Oh and using the son who isn’t his world and who he has barely spent anytime with in 4 months.
17/05/25
Yet another night away frim the family. FA Cup, Sheesh then overnight hotel stay.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-127-someone-needs-to-get-a-job-instead-of-running-around-dressed-up-as-a-knob.49508/post-22603517
19/05/25
Another grifted trip, this time to Orlando courtesy of British Airways. Quite unbelievable really gifting these two jobless scroungers a holiday like this when it could have been given to a family that actually deserved it.
We feel sorry for the people who have saved up hard and are now lumbered with this shower of shit.
Yet another resort where the Colchester Clampets make it look utterly boring and shit.
Even the sight of a middle-aged, jobless, syrup-wearing wanker doing the V sign and shouting "Boi" in Club Class would be enough for anyone to tell the imbecile to STFU.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-127-someone-needs-to-get-a-job-instead-of-running-around-dressed-up-as-a-knob.49508/post-22610611
Comments on the new Untapped podcast. It's clear to see that he was quite clearly dropped from it hence his unfollowing of Spencer Matthews.
20/05/25
A comment left on Sophie's reel. We're glad people are waking up.
Here he goes.
Does he realise how pathetic he sounds? A walking mid-life crisis right there.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-127-someone-needs-to-get-a-job-instead-of-running-around-dressed-up-as-a-knob.49508/post-22620306
The favouritism lately has been off-the-scale towards Leo. It's not as if you worked hard for this trip - it was a freebie.
21/05/24
This reel is so fake.
Why does Sophie look like she has an Adams Apple?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-127-someone-needs-to-get-a-job-instead-of-running-around-dressed-up-as-a-knob.49508/post-22627706
In the first clip Noa is chatting away and Leo just does not respond at all. So severely delayed. He's been failed massively by those two selfish cretins. He can't even hold a pen correctly.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-127-someone-needs-to-get-a-job-instead-of-running-around-dressed-up-as-a-knob.49508/post-22627726
Day two of the beggars' adventures.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-127-someone-needs-to-get-a-job-instead-of-running-around-dressed-up-as-a-knob.49508/post-22628336
22/05/25
How is this promoting anything but himself?
He’s not even once mentioned the name of the hotel they’re staying in. Happy to take the freebies and play the big I am but genuinely what has he done to showcase where they are? Obviously she’s been left with the kids again. Flappy I hope the occasional PR trip he gets is worth it, because he brings fuck all else to the table and you’re a fucking mug for enabling and tolerating his total and utter selfish behaviour.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-127-someone-needs-to-get-a-job-instead-of-running-around-dressed-up-as-a-knob.49508/post-22633355
23/05/25
"My pal" - what a delusional twat.
24/05/25
He’s still scouring everywhere for any mention of himself. He has written this on E News TikTok only this morning and made sure to tag them.
He’s getting worse - if possible. How has anyone with a young family got so much time to spend googling themselves and trawling through every social media platform hoping for a mention? He really is the poster boy for chauvinistic, narcissistic, self-obsessed, fame hungry, selfish cunts everywhere. Oh and his delusion really knows no bounds.
Kate Lawler's story. Funny how he’s not shared this himself when he shares everything else he’s tagged in or even stuff he’s not tagged in and he’s gone searching for himself ie E News clip. I think we know why!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-127-someone-needs-to-get-a-job-instead-of-running-around-dressed-up-as-a-knob.49508/post-22656236
25/05/25
Off yet again. This time to Italy. Sophie looks happy as usual. Miserable cow.
So Monday, they dragged the kids on a 9 hour flight to a country with a -5 hour time difference. Friday then dragged the kids on another 9 hours flight and gained back the 5 hours they lost, only 3/4 days previously. Then 2 days later, taking them on another flight and to a country that will no doubt have at least a plus hours time difference (if it’s Italy like we suspect). I don’t care that she’s obviously knackered cos he does fuck all. That’s her fault for being such a fucking mug but what about the poor kids' body clocks?
Yet another place that looks so child-friendly.
26/05/25
What a thrilling itinerary and why does she think people give a fuck what they’re doing?
Still no acknowledgement of it being a grifted trip but she’s promoting this more than she does normally, so if it’s not, she’s definitely after some preferential treatment whilst they are there.
Fakey is like a bad smell. Why does he have to stalk Chris' post? Glad he was ignored.
27/05/25
Now Sophie admits the holiday is 'discounted' (which is heavily disguised). Priorities eh?
So they’re on their 5th trip/overnight stay of this year
Farmstead Lodges - free
Homewood Bath - free
Fowey Hotel - free
Universal - free
Italy - discounted
Barring this one, none of them have they had to pay anything towards the accommodation for themselves. They’re not having to spend their own money, so it shows just how skint they are, the fact they still can’t afford to replace the lamp shade in their kitchen that broke 2 years ago? Get an actual media wall not something that’s no bigger than a TV cupboard, sort their wonky wardrobe doors out, get their grass done, etc….. oh plus they grift these trips and then are unable to do anything unless it’s for free, when they are there.
They really are the poster couple for faking (sorry trying to fake) a lifestyle purely for the Gram.
WTF is this? She looks like a cartoon character/blow-up doll/Aunt Sally sucking a lemon!
What a sight!
Then the weapons grade filter slips!
28/05/25
Why on earth is Leo drinking out of a baby's bottle still? He starts school in September for God's sake!
Squishing your 4 month old baby up against the settee with his legs in ridiculous positions for likes. What an absolute wanker!
Also, what a shit tip the room is! His trousers thrown on the settee - and that shelf! Scruffy bastards!!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-127-someone-needs-to-get-a-job-instead-of-running-around-dressed-up-as-a-knob.49508/post-22680264
29/05/25
His reel this morning flopped so out comes the predictable side by side instead. Plus he’s asking people to comment and vote. The desperation is real. Shame he’s not so desperate to go and find a job and actually support the kids he chooses to use and exploit at every given opportunity.
01/06/25
The whisk reel is up and already getting people to vote and begging for comments on it.
Don’t know why he’s in it again? Oh yes we do cos he’s an attention-seeking cunt who wants people to keep tagging Strictly on his posts
and notice the only time he holds Kit is when there’s a camera on him.
Already on TikTok as well. He’d be bad enough but why the fuck would SCD want to use Flappy when she’s a complete non-entity and all she’s known for is being the beard of a serial reality contestant and a non-celeb on CGD.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-128-rubbish-holidays-r-us.49653/post-22711388
12/10/25
Fakey being a bully to Freddie again
19/11/25
Fakey leaving Leo to fall over in the sea while he sits at a beach bar.
