Welcome to Jake Quickenden 17 Wiki
26/09/24 (Continued)
27/09/24
Oh dear, 12 hours up, posted at peak time and shared on their grids and not even 4,000 likes between them.
How long before he re-shares that again this morning.
At least he’s got Butlin's to look forward to tonight.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20660492
So Spud got up at 4am demanding milk and cereal then went back to sleep. Maybe let him have his dinner later?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20641393
He comes across as the self entitled cunt he actually is in that story. Not the humble charity supporting person he’s been trying to portray recently. A please costs nothing.
Then he calls her ‘baby’ towards the end.
Fucking prick.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20640146
Prancing around the kitchen in his Masterchef apron. Idiot can't even pronounce or spell jus. No wonder he came eighth.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20711608
He’s put a different version on TikTok.
Again, loads of people have been doing this one recently.
Why is he doing a story to make sure everyone knows he offered and wasn’t ‘made’ to give that lady a bit of cake? He’s fucking tapped
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20641081
28/09/24
Stop pimping those kids out. Freddie looks awkward and the other one doesn't know what day of the week it is.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20648606
We're assuming he’s trying to make out his work last night was something more prestigious than Butlin's. He’s happily shared Sam’s story where she’s complimented him
but as of yet, hasn’t shared the one of him singing and we are assuming that’s because he doesn’t want people to know that he was called in at the last minute to ‘sing’ at a holiday camp.
Sam Bailey actually won the X Factor, plus has done shows in the West End but still happily promotes when she’s doing these type of gigs. Then there’s him, that failed at the X Factor twice and barring DOI, hasn’t won any of the many reality shows he’s been on but is so deluded and full of his own self importance, he actually believes that places like Butlin's are beneath him. It really is about time he updated his Insta Bio and Spotlight CV because everybody that reads them, knows they are a crock of shit. Now let's wait and see if he shares his ‘work’ from last night, just to prove us wrong.
Also does he think because an X Factor winner from years ago, has said he’s an absolute beaut and a pleasure to work with, it’s going to make anyone that sees it want to employ him?
Again, him sharing it shows him for what he is. If he wasn’t such an egotistical prick, he would have shared it and at the same time complimented her back but no as always it’s got to be about him and him alone and that’s just another of the many reasons why he’ll never get decent work in the industry.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-113-hes-so-far-in-the-closet-hes-found-the-christmas-wrapping-paper.46797/post-20645517
29/09/24
He's wondering why he can't kayak in a "straight" line - how ironic?
You can tell he's getting pissed off just by the fake laugh.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20658461
Yet another article on grief.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/jake-quickenden-admits-i-worry-33749907
30/09/24
She’s not only posting inane drivel on Instagram every single day, she’s now doing it on TikTok as well.
Seriously, they must spend all day looking and working out what ‘content’ to use that they can bore us with.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20663403
Yet another skincare ‘ad’. Why would anyone want her to share skincare products that she would recommend? She does realise we can see the state of her skin
. Only last month she was raving about Estée Lauder products and said it was her dream partnership.
Now we know why he's started doing the gummies ads again.
01/10/24
So he’s done this ‘challenge’ with Leo, she’s done this with Leo and now he’s doing it by himself.
We think the engagement on it shows what people think
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20673282
Is this the venue for Elf? It looks like a school hall!!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20674336
Interview in New Magazine.
Link to thread post:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20674503
It's a shame one of those Lemurs didn't rip that syrup off. Watch him move his head away!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20674554
What a plonker!
Yet another giveaway.
02/10/24
Yet another song murdered.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20685414
Playing the ‘happy family’ narrative again with the latest ‘ad’.
How desperate do you have to be, to share it on both your accounts and then ask people to comment on who made the best wrap?
He’s also now advertising Quorn on TikTok and again he’s using the kids. Has he given up the ‘acting’ career and decided to become a full-time influencer instead?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20686090
A lot of people haven’t got the time to challenge themselves because they are too busy working and parenting. Two things he knows fuck all about. When was the last time he worked even a 5 day week and as for parenting, his son is 4 months off of being 4 years old and he has never ever looked after overnight by himself in all that time. Fuck off Fakey with your bullshit quotes and speeches. Get in the real world and stop living your whole life performing for complete strangers online and sponging off your mother’s husband.
03/10/24
Yet another reel with Leo.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20689769
The scan reel.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20712625
04/10/24
Tut tut Sophie.
Mr Desperation strikes again.
Who would honestly take any skincare advice from her?
05/10/24
So fake and unnatural.
05-06/10/24
Highlights, if you can call them that, of his appearance at the Butlin's Weekender. As usual, no stage presence, weak voice that can't cope with the band's volume, taking his top off and setting up the camera to film himself. Highly doubt a bra was thrown at him. It should've been a chair!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20717188
07/10/24
He was on Loose Women today doing the competition and washing cars!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20729913
08/10/24
Back on his kayak again.
09/10/24
In Glasgow with his bum chum Chris Hughes finding ironing 'therapeutic'.
10/10/24
A vape eh?
Absolute fucking mincing idiots.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20752237
Yes, just put it away you self-obsessed, illiterate, spotty cunt and shut those wardrobe doors ffs.
ShoeZone want their shit shoes back.
11/10/24
Here we go again.
His latest TikTok.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20764039
12/10/24
Seriously, who takes a screenshot of another Z lister on Facetime, posts it and tags them on their stories?
He’s fucking tapped. Ooh look I’m talking to Spencer Matthews.
Notice he can keep his top on for that call.
13/10/24
Why has he got to announce he's taking that kid to swimming lessons like it's such a great accomplishment?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20777428
15/10/24
So he 'wormed his way in' to a charity ball which was local to him that somebody mentioned he was going to on here a couple of months ago. What a fucking scruffy cunt. Trousers half-mast as usual. ‘Gucci’ tie as usual. A total mish-mash.
Goes to a Z lister film premiere or a Z list awards show, posts and shares the life out of it. Goes to a kids charity event and only shares it because somebody has said how nice it was to meet him - wanker.
17/10/24
There we go. What a cunt.
He’ll literally use anybody else’s grief for his own engagement.
Honestly, who gives a shit. Why announce you have a bit of work all the time you pathetic prick?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20812743
20/10/24
By this post they’ve confirmed the only reason he was on there was purely to do with the Squat Challenge next month. Funny how he’s not mentioned it before today when it starts in 11 days time.
After his five minutes on TV, he NEVER mentioned the Squat Challenge again!
21/10/24
Here we go!
At the Pride of Britain Awards making it all about himself as usual.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20849851
22/10/24
Leprosy skin.
So that huge set-up in their kitchen last week was for an ad for EDF Energy.
They were both hinting about it being for TV or a photoshoot but by the looks of it, it was for an ad on Instagram, unless they’re going to be fronting a huge TV campaign.
This morning there was a clip on Lorraine on the red carpet at the Pride of Britain Awards. He took the microphone off of Vogue Williams and said that 'he was better at the job and that she just makes fun out of men wearing earrings'. Arrogant cunt.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-114-quickenden-family-to-be-4-teeth-tits-spud-chips.46992/post-20852044
There's absolutely NO WAY that Next asked him to do an ad for them.
These are more like aff links! He follows Next but they don't follow him back plus they never re-shared his stories!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21581608
23/10/24
24/10/24
His latest TIkTok.
When has he ever worried about being cringe? This whole video is cringe. How he’s posing, what he’s wearing. Just get him a cowboy hat and he’d be right at home on Brokeback Mountain. Well apart from the fact he can’t act.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-115-fakey-the-rancid-bloodsucker-of-both-death-and-charities.47233/post-20872258
25/10/24
Laid back? He's confusing that with bone fucking idle. He talks so childish - this time about a bogey. Grow up you prick.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-115-fakey-the-rancid-bloodsucker-of-both-death-and-charities.47233/post-20879623
26/10/24
Yeah right, bet he was straight on the beers. So it's all down to him that he gets everybody through security? What a martyr he is eh?
By the looks of it, Simple Soph looks like she's got the right arsehole - look at the face on it. She can barely look at him and Fred's face says it all. He cannot stand Fakey can he?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-115-fakey-the-rancid-bloodsucker-of-both-death-and-charities.47233/post-20887089
27/10/24
Trying to stay off his phone? That won't last!
28/10/24
Here comes the aff link nobody wanted. FFS put a bra on.
Sorry there is no way both Next and River Island have suddenly decided to ‘work’ with him in the last week. He’s doing what she does and saying they’re ‘ads’ when they’re not. He’s actually sunk as low as having to do affiliated links!
When the brands are paying them, they have to sign off on what’s posted. These reels he’s doing are totally amateurish and the only thing he’s trying to sell in them is himself.
Still hope River Island share it like Next did and let the comments begin!
How can he call himself an actor, when all he is is a middle-aged try hard ‘influencer’. Wonder if he likes constantly being compared to Duncan James.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-115-fakey-the-rancid-bloodsucker-of-both-death-and-charities.47233/post-20907246
29/10/24
FFS please don't. What a chavvy tramp stamp you have?
30/10/24
It looks like he's posting everything on TikTok to see how it fares on there and if it does well, he’ll then put it on Instagram. Don’t think this will make it on his grid then!
At least that’s their tea sorted for last night!
Also pretty sure when he says about "who’s at the door?" and Fred goes to move, he was 100% going to say to Fred to let Leo go first. You hear him say ‘let’ and then Leo is already there anyway. Why couldn’t they have gone together? I know the bunny is more aimed at Leo’s age but Fred still could have opened the door with him.
Looks like she’s buying followers on her travel account as well now
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-115-fakey-the-rancid-bloodsucker-of-both-death-and-charities.47233/post-20919067
As funny as a bad dose of piles. What a shite holiday in Abu Dhabi.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-115-fakey-the-rancid-bloodsucker-of-both-death-and-charities.47233/post-20924159
31/10/24
And so the grifted freebie begins. What a pair of insufferable, freeloading parasites. At least they will be able to eat now as it's free. They've probably been existing on fresh air for days until today. Definitely asking for trouble with that adjoining room for the kids.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-115-fakey-the-rancid-bloodsucker-of-both-death-and-charities.47233/post-20930371
01/11/24
So today is the 1st November and the '100 Day Squat Challenge' for Stand Up To Cancer (SU2C) starts today.
Did he ever mention it once after his appearance on Sunday Brunch? NO - NOT ONCE!
She literally cannot be arsed with him in that TikTok from last night. His compliments are fake as fuck and just shows how much he is unattracted to his 'wife'. Anyone in a loving relationship doesn’t act like that whatsoever.
He also sounds pissed-up again!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21586444
Another day, another freebie. Sophie looks as rough as a dog's arse.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-115-fakey-the-rancid-bloodsucker-of-both-death-and-charities.47233/post-20948165
02/11/24
Desperate much? On holiday and posting an advert for cat food.
Good God.
What absolute fake-arsed fuckery is this pile of shit? Oh yeah, old closet boy and his thicko Beard. You ain't fooling nobody bitches!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-115-fakey-the-rancid-bloodsucker-of-both-death-and-charities.47233/post-20950473
Oooh, is that yet another dig at Tattle? Sad prick obviously not enjoying 'family time' on his begged for, freebie holiday.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-115-fakey-the-rancid-bloodsucker-of-both-death-and-charities.47233/post-20951510
03/11/24
Absolutely sickening. Freeloading tramps who never do anything with their kids unless it's a freebie. What a miserable bitch she looks!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-115-fakey-the-rancid-bloodsucker-of-both-death-and-charities.47233/post-20956742
04/11/24
What a fantastic Sarcoma Ambassador he is?
All burnt to a crisp again. All that bullshit about his mother having suffered skin cancer in the past. Strange how he never mentioned it before eh?
A photo dump of a 'family holiday' and he puts this photo of himself first.
05/11/24
Working with 'baby boy' today. He's nearly four years old and is dressed like a prison convict ffs.
This comment on X about his updates about the Squat Challenge! All he did this for was for an appearance on Sunday Brunch.
06/11/24
Absolute idiot leaving that child on the kitchen island. He looks like he's raided Elizabeth Duke again!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-115-fakey-the-rancid-bloodsucker-of-both-death-and-charities.47233/post-20985211
07/11/24
You spelt wanker wrong Alice!
08/11/24
He's got himself in the sidebar of shame. Check out the trousers!
I spy with my little eye something beginning with V.
IT'S A VAPE! STILL HAVE HEALTH ANXIETY EH?
09/11/24
How old does he look here? The sun damage on his withered old prune face is shocking!
This comment on X!
Up to see his mum again without Sophie and the way he speaks to her is disgusting. She only has herself to blame and DoorMatt obviously has no backbone.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-115-fakey-the-rancid-bloodsucker-of-both-death-and-charities.47233/post-21019492
10/11/24
What absolute rubbish. It's beyond cringe.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-116-using-charities-for-his-own-agenda-the-soulless-minging-desperate-bender.47437/post-21022401
11/11/24
Things must be bad if he's still there. Maybe he's had another row with Sophie?
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-116-using-charities-for-his-own-agenda-the-soulless-minging-desperate-bender.47437/post-21027234
Another ridiculous 'challenge' with his mother. Pathetic.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21594455
12/11/24
I bet they can't wait to see the back of Jake. They both look mentally exhausted. That child doesn't have a hope in hell having such shit, entitled scumbags as 'parents'. Why encourage Leo to do such shit things?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-116-using-charities-for-his-own-agenda-the-soulless-minging-desperate-bender.47437/post-21036290
13/11/24
Jumping on another charity bandwagon that he will do absolutely nothing for.
His podcast with Laura Hamilton is up. Just the 1 minute reel she’s put up on Instagram is enough.
Can’t imagine what the whole podcast is like!
Same regurgitated pictures of his dad and brother used as usual.
As for ‘risen to the top of the world of entertainment’ and ‘success on screen’.
Oh look, he's with his fake friend Spencer Matthews at Gladiator II's premiere. Phone out as per filming everything.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-116-using-charities-for-his-own-agenda-the-soulless-minging-desperate-bender.47437/post-21048798
14/11/24
What a sadsack sharing this.
Just STFU you absolute prick. You can't sing for shit. Everything about him is utterly gross.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-116-using-charities-for-his-own-agenda-the-soulless-minging-desperate-bender.47437/post-21055164
What the hell is wrong with her mouth? She's talking like she's got something stuck in it. Shame it's not duct tape. So she's now desperate enough to make aff links out of so-called "gifted" crap, has a 'meeting' and needs to send 'loads of e-mails' - probably begging ones.
The DJ equipment isn't in the garden shed office anymore so has that been sold too because they are brassic? They're only getting the bare basics for the baby too. The begging really hasn't gone to plan has it Flapz?
Screenshot timed perfectly. What a tool.
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https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-116-using-charities-for-his-own-agenda-the-soulless-minging-desperate-bender.47437/post-21056335
15/11/24
How utterly embarrassing and desperate!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-119-fake-it-till-ya-jake-it.48072/post-21606998
How the hell is she looking this bad at only 31yrs old?
16/11/24
Absolute state of them. He doesn't even know what flares look like because they're not flares!
She must be having trouble reading the menu. Miserable cow.
17/11/24
New interview in OK. Was obviously asked to promote his ad with Odeon but as usual he makes it all about his dad, brother and what a good dad he is.
More bullshit as usual especially what he says about him and Leo. The last line of the whole interview is the truest thing he’s said in the whole article.
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/jake-quickendens-reveals-new-babys-34084377
Of course Sophie wouldn't know she had got a strike. She's thick as mince. You can tell they're trying to up the "happy family narrative" because it looks so damn fake and forced. You're both jokes.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-116-using-charities-for-his-own-agenda-the-soulless-minging-desperate-bender.47437/post-21080650
18/11/24
19/11/24
"Yeah, so I'm gonna keep the baby off of social media".
He hasn't even been born yet and he's already started showing him.
OMG, we got a shout-out to millions of viewers from GK Barry on I’m A Celebrity. She said she likes to check Twitter and Tattle for negative comments. Fakey will be pissed off for the free promo and the traffic coming our way. Hopefully more people find this thread and discover the truth on the bell-end.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-116-using-charities-for-his-own-agenda-the-soulless-minging-desperate-bender.47437/post-21101993
21/11/24
He obviously thinks this role is beneath him.
22/11/24
23/11/24
Absolute cretins - how old are they? On the booze too.
"Right, you've gotta guess where the nipple is".
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-116-using-charities-for-his-own-agenda-the-soulless-minging-desperate-bender.47437/post-21138210
25/11/24
At the Beauty Awards in London but God only knows why? Nice cheap brooch bro.
26/11/24
Aaww diddums, he's overwhelmed! What's this five month show then as Rita, Sue & Bob too only runs for ten weeks? Is he still pissed from last night?
27/11/24
An utterly cringe advert for David Lloyd, Colchester. Their memberships must be either free or heavily discounted.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-116-using-charities-for-his-own-agenda-the-soulless-minging-desperate-bender.47437/post-21166845
28/11/24
It’s so blatant how much time he spends not working. The fact whenever he gets a job, he has to announce it to the world. Pathetic cunt. He wouldn’t know hard work if it slapped him so hard in his wrinkled face and his syrup came flying off!
Preacher Jake is back.
29/11/24
Sad fucker.
On his way to Manchester to turn some very small company's Xmas Lights on.
Huge crowds turned up by the sounds of it.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-117-85th-out-of-92-above-bobby-norris-but-who-are-you.47649/post-21185940
