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22/09/23 (Continued)
Calm down Polly, you're over-exaggerating again ffs! It's certainly nothing to do with a 'trend'. He just snaps up the titbits nobody else wants! 
Just give it up Sophie. We all know your reels are shockingly bad but this one!!!!! What on earth are those feet? The size of those trotters!!!
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After much discussion on the thread regarding Freddie and whether he still lives with them or is now living with his father after Leo said that they had been fighting, Sophie posted what seemed to be an old photo of Freddie making a crêpe for breakfast. You can see in the reflection on the kitchen cupboards that Freddie is wearing shorts (which is very odd as it is now late September) and Leo is wearing weather-appropriate attire. This looks like an old photo (see clip from 06/07/23) where Jake called Freddie an 'animal').
23/09/23
Having a lazy morning today with two shows ahead of him then driving home tonight. We could all do without seeing your pants. Something has definitely been shoved down there.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-82-veiny-sweaty-wiggy-piece-of-gristle-his-career-is-going-down-like-a-guided-missile.41772/post-16845551
Sophie's clearly talking about somebody else's husband being a perfect dad because Jake's parenting consists of him shouting through a phone screen at Leo whilst eye-fucking himself. As for "the twinge"
, they don't even sleep on the same floor when together, and that's non-existent as they are always apart!
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Sophie pushing Jake on a swing, like mother and son, whilst he eye-fucks the camera.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/post-16923158
Wel, well, well. Jake kept this one quiet!
Off to see Freddie play football but there was absolutely no sign of Freddie whatsoever.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/post-16923557
"A quick peck before Jake goes away again for another week". What a totally fake, vomit-inducing reel. Stop kidding yourself Sophie.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/post-16923293
Sophie driving with Leo in the back and her mobile on her lap. At one point, she looks down at it, taking her eyes completely off of the road. Towards the end of the clip she even picks it up.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/post-16923424
24/09/23
Jake appeared on Loose Women Live at Southampton but nobody knows why he was there as he wasn't mentioned at all. He did however do a dance in the dressing room and shared it numerous times. He even tagged in Perri from Diversity on one of them.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/post-16924236
25/09/23
Now Sophie has decided to film herself jogging. At this point, she's just as bad as he is!
Jake travelled from Southampton last night to Manchester to do another 60 second Loose Women competition giveaway on the Coronation Street set. He was wearing the same clothes as he had on the night before.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/post-16924534
He looks ill and gaunt as it is let alone wanting to go down to this weight.
Sophie claimed to have donated some food to the food bank and some of Leo's old clothes, toys and Bambi and Bear stock. We highly doubt that considering she stooped so low by putting up a dirty, rotten old swing for sale on Facebook Marketplace for £10. If you are donating to charity, there is no need to boost your ego and broadcast it. She is also returning to the skin clinic for yet more laser treatment and 'radiotherapy' treatment. Idiot.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/post-16954282
Meanwhile, considering he said he would NEVER take his wedding ring off,
where is it then?
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/post-16955074
26/09/23
Real couples don't have anything to prove on social media Sophie! Stop fooling yourself.
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Yet another skin update from Sophie. She can't have the treatment she wanted as she is finally on medication for her bad skin now. Maybe now is the time to stop using numerous brands of skincare also?
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/post-16955177
Oh please!
I think you mean 'telepathy' not 'telekinisis' you idiot!
27/09/23
After receiving poor engagement on all of his posts lately, he brings out Leo4Likes again. You should be protecting your child and not plastering him all over social media half-naked.
29/09/23
And again, yet another ad for skincare looking like she has actually just been dug up.
02/10/23
Back at home for a few days and here come the 'family man' posts. Utterly vomit-inducing and leaving poor Freddie out as always. Poor child.
Poor child with that word emblazoned on his top. Couldn't be more apt though.
And another cringeworthy, fake reel. Just watch how Jake pushes away Freddie's hand, leaving him looking completely awkward.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/post-16940946
And yet again, reminding everybody that he has work, because it's such a novelty for him!
No, he never posts a selfie does he? Idiot.
03/10/23
Same old story that's been used for well over ten years now with the same old pictures. Bore off you grief thief.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-12586569/Jake-Quickenden-final-words-younger-brother-death-bone-cancer.html
Oh just shut up Polly, you vapid twat. Even tagging Sarcoma in.
A nice bit of 'product placement' going on in this picture. Desperation at its finest!
Let's hope you do take his jaw off Paul!!
He actually looks ill in this photo. Fancy paying that extortionate price for that hideous cardigan?
Yet more skin treatment! She looks like she's in a coffin!
04/10/23
Having his syrup trimmed by John Travolta! Check out the utterly cringeworthy video clip attached. It's hysterical!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-84-no-pob-red-carpet-for-these-no-marks-so-skint-they-have-to-get-dressed-in-car-parks.42085/post-17088470
05/10/23
"Scoober diving".
06/10/23
Jumping on the AI bandwagon now. Most people are doing about half a dozen. Then there's him doing loads.
He always has to take it further than anyone else.
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You can say that again. Your wig is horrendous and still looks ridiculous bro!
For someone who says "he never takes selfies', he certainly has thousands to choose from. He has no consideration for the privacy of others and this picture proves just that. In the background, you can see a man standing in just his pants.
Sophie and Leo travelled all the way to Coventry to see him for one night. Sophie was wearing a hideous pair of silver trousers. They went for a very early meal and took a box of cold food back with them to the hotel. Tell us you're brassic without telling us!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-84-no-pob-red-carpet-for-these-no-marks-so-skint-they-have-to-get-dressed-in-car-parks.42085/post-17030039
07/10/23
Yet another selfie and another "hard week".
Seriously? Getting somebody to film this in your hotel room and putting it on social media. Utterly gross.
08/10/23
Barking again at Leo through his phone whilst he's near an open window. Leo is very behind for his age and the poor child needs to be assessed.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-83-our-jake-the-hardest-working-man-in-showbiz.41913/post-17006822
Tonight is the night of The Pride of Britain Awards. They're both completely skint (and it showed) but somehow Jake wanted people to believe that he was wearing a £10,000 Cartier ring!
Sophie drove to London as they didn't realise the trains were replaced with a bus shuttle service and they were running seriously late as they got stuck in traffic! She had done her hair and make-up herself - terribly, and wasn't ready. Once they parked in the NCP car park, she got changed in the back of the car. They then walked for fifteen minutes to The Grosvenor Hotel! Honestly, what a shit show but it gave the Fakeys the best laugh we've had in absolute ages!
To top it all off, they managed to get a few photos on the red carpet, although they were so late, the crowd had disappeared. They were seated right at the back near the toilets and then they walked back to the car park after the event had finished! Sophie, with her massive, bunioned trotters was actually walking barefoot on Central London's rat-infested streets.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-84-no-pob-red-carpet-for-these-no-marks-so-skint-they-have-to-get-dressed-in-car-parks.42085/post-17031339
The crowd had gone home!
09/10/23
Another message to himself from one of his numerous fake accounts. It reads how he would talk!!
Would you seriously call someone a legend who thought you were a bellend?
10/10/23
Looking a bit rough there bro. We think you forgot your weapons grade filter! To think he's only 35yrs old!!!
So, let's remind ourselves what his description states on his Instagram bio. Yes, 'Mental Health Campaigner'.
Today is Mental Health Day and as this is written, there are only four hours left of today. As a self-proclaimed 'Mental Health Campaigner', he's been far too busy today moaning about how tired he is, eye-fucking his phone with his son, showing off his begged hotel, plugging his documentary etc.
NOT ONCE TODAY HAS HE MENTIONED MENTAL HEALTH DAY. NOT ONCE! And he wonders why people think he's a fake, disingenuous, attention-seeking cunt.
As a 'Mental Health Campaigner' he should be acknowledging what day it is - NOT feeling sorry for himself doing a 'BE KIND' post.
He shares everything apart from his bowel movements on social media - although he has even filmed himself on the toilet. He treats his stepson Freddie like shit and constantly makes abusive digs at his wife. Fuck off with your 'Be Kind' because you are far from 'kind'.
We know more than enough.
And here she goes again the despicable creature. Yet again, making a post just about Leo. What about your first born son Freddie? Cut out and ignored yet again.
Since Leo made remarks about "mummy hurt daddy" and "fighting", Freddie has hardly been seen. Let's hope and pray that he is now permanently living with his father instead of you two utterly vile bastards.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-84-no-pob-red-carpet-for-these-no-marks-so-skint-they-have-to-get-dressed-in-car-parks.42085/post-17035262
And as we all predicted, is he finally throwing a sickie or can he not face the rest of the cast over their utterly embarrassing stories at The Pride of Britain Awards?
Here's a reminder of our Poll a few threads back!
11/10/23
Oh look, he can "celebrate National Porridge Week" because it's an AD but the 'Mental Health Campaigner' completely forgot about "Mental Health Day" yesterday.
Oh dear Sophie, Amazon aren't paying you to do adverts for them. In your dreams love, in your dreams!
"I feel like arse. I feel like arse" said the haunted stick of rock. A 'sickie' looming? If so, it's a BINGO for the Fakeys!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-84-no-pob-red-carpet-for-these-no-marks-so-skint-they-have-to-get-dressed-in-car-parks.42085/post-17063420
What an embarrassment Sophie is! You can smell the desperation from here as her engagement is appalling! What an utter joke!
(Bets are on for another 'private account' to win!) Update: A private account did win, as predicted!
12/10/23
This was posted at 4:30am. He did yesterday's afternoon performance but for the evening performance, Oliver J. Brooke replaced him.
BINGO!
Now back at home, Sophie has obviously been begging for food.
And 'making crêpes for Freddie' but still no solid evidence that he is still living at home...
13/10/23
He can't be that ill if he's dressed up for the spa. That's it, spread your germs around in there.
Now he's been gifted a 'journal of gratitude' and wants to 'become 1% better each day'. What happens after 100 days...? What does this even mean....?
What a miraculous recovery and what a liar!
14/10/23
Sophie was blatantly doing this clip for Tattle's benefit showing Freddie this morning starting the clip "So for the people asking if Freddie is still here, of course he is guys....." Freddie seemed very reluctant to be filmed, twisted her fingers and then covered the camera with his hand".
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-85-whats-that-spud-john-has-fallen-in-the-well.42213/post-17117798
The. Secret Journal of Gratitude by Chicken Dipper Head, Aged 35yrs! Eat your heart out Adrian Mole!!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-85-whats-that-spud-john-has-fallen-in-the-well.42213/post-17117994
Apparently, Sicknote has "flu" but is still managing to train. This totally proves he is lying.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-85-whats-that-spud-john-has-fallen-in-the-well.42213/post-17118099
He certainly doesn't look ill here either does he?
16/10/23
Another desperate attempt to make herself look in demand. Give it up!
Back at home for a few days and moaning about not training. Funny that, as you were training on 14/10 - see above! Still unwell eh? Bullshit.
17/10/23
Taking the attention seeking to another level again today pictured wearing an oxygen mask. In fact, he was only having Hyperbaric Oxygen Therapy. Idiot.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-84-no-pob-red-carpet-for-these-no-marks-so-skint-they-have-to-get-dressed-in-car-parks.42085/post-17102340
Sophie announced excitedly that they were having a kitchen island installed, although the kitchen is not big enough, and they have to get rid of their dining table. No doubt, this will be another disaster like the loft conversion aka the hobbit hole!
Sicknote looks perfectly well here doesn't he?
Sicknote claiming that in only a couple of days, he had recovered from the flu AND a chest infection! What a miraculous recovery!! We smell bullshit bro as you managed to get off your deathbed to go training!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-85-whats-that-spud-john-has-fallen-in-the-well.42213/post-17133335
Yet another dig at Sophie, although at this point, we have no sympathy for her.
S: "I think I'll wear this tonight for Trick or Treating". *referring to the witch's hat.
J: "You don't need it".
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-84-no-pob-red-carpet-for-these-no-marks-so-skint-they-have-to-get-dressed-in-car-parks.42085/post-17103218
Now at York in his freebie hotel, he posts what must truly be one of the most cringeworthy clips he's ever done (and there's absolutely loads to choose from). Utterly pathetic.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-84-no-pob-red-carpet-for-these-no-marks-so-skint-they-have-to-get-dressed-in-car-parks.42085/post-17105734
18/10/23
"Health is Wealth" as he posts from a freebie hotel with a freebie breakfast. He can barely afford a bowl of cereal at home! Why hasn't he taken his free porridge that he said he always has in the ad?
And even she's at it with her begged-for breakfast.
An eagle-eyed Fakey spotted this on Facebook. He looks as rough as a badger's arse!
Now Sophie is doing another giveaway which she received as a freebie worth £600!
No doubt yet another 'private account' will be winning as always. They are both so desperate at this point it's beyond cringeworthy.
Now she's selling the drinks trolley on Facebook Marketplace for £50!
Obviously they can't stretch to plumbing in a new sink so she's selling that too. Does the sock on the floor come included!
Now Sophie is giving her sister a lot of her beauty bits.
She's not really..... She put them up for sale on Facebook Marketplace of course!
Another weapons grade filtered selfie from the twat who doesn't do selfies.
More desperate begging. In fact, he even started following the two companies ffs.
They probably wanted you in bin bags so you could finally get in the bin.
19/10/23
Today he was on Steph's Packed Lunch with Danny and Bill. He had to jump in first of course at the very start of the conversation. He interrupted the others as always and said that "acting is his craft".
Danny was covering all things they touch on in the show such as depression, body image etc and when he said "homosexuality" he looked directly at Jake!
Jake is so toxic that following his appearance, Steph's Packed Lunch is being axed!
Looking so much like his wife, Lord Farquaad! They're both obsessed with us!!
20/10/23
As we predicted, he has now made a grid post about his weight loss for attention and publicity.
He doesn't have an eating disorder and NOBODY was bodyshaming him. This is purely all for attention, publicity and engagement. He is truly despicable.
He does not realise, or care, how triggering this is for some people. Just like his narratives on death, mental health, cancer etc, he has jumped on yet another bandwagon knowing absolutely nothing about the subject. People will reach out to him and he will ignore them as he always does. He's an absolute scumbag.
After conveniently forgetting that he swears by CBD oil and gummies, he was moaning about how he can't sleep lately. However, after catching up on here, he's suddenly remembered!
"I forgot my CBD oil so Soph sent me it in the post and it's made a massive difference".
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-85-whats-that-spud-john-has-fallen-in-the-well.42213/post-17138549
"I have lost weight - I'm being blown away. Thanks for all your messages of concern but I'm absolutely fine, fit and healthy". Watch him at the end of the second clip attached. He can't even look at the camera and looks shifty. We all knew this would be his next narrative. Scumbag.
His grid post was eventually deleted!!!!
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-85-whats-that-spud-john-has-fallen-in-the-well.42213/post-17138733
Go on Paul, we are all behind you! Smash Jake Quickenden's head in! What a good man he is who is donating ALL of his fight purse to the charity Weapons Down Gloves Up. What is Jake donating - NOTHING.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-85-whats-that-spud-john-has-fallen-in-the-well.42213/post-17138623
https://www.ok.co.uk/celebrity-news/jack-quickenden-weight-comments-fight-31235784
The only 'fan' he'll ever have - his mummy.
She even managed to grift a free night at the same hotel as him!
21/10/23
After much backlash, he posted this attention-seeking post first thing. Two emojis which represent a baby loss. Obviously deflection but why this? Baby Loss Awareness Week was 9-15th October and nothing was mentioned about it. Sophie was perfectly fine.
22/10/23
Put your tongue away ffs Sophie. You're 30yrs old and look ridiculous.
Jake returned home with his mother, who was staying for the week, at around 3pm. The 'family man' didn't exactly rush home did he? Leo, as usual, showed hardly any response. Jake then made an announcement that Leo was getting a long overdue haircut and what a "milestone" it was. Get a grip ffs.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-86-flapz-akimbo-hes-a-dimbo-maris-is-in-limbo.42350/post-17234878
As predicted, another cringeworthy dancing reel. Utterly pathetic.
Link to thread post with video clips:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-86-flapz-akimbo-hes-a-dimbo-maris-is-in-limbo.42350/post-17235042
23/10/23
All out for a walk apart from Sophie.
Sophie has reduced the drinks trolley to just £10 now and put the neon sign up for sale!
24/10/23
The Full Monty is in Norwich this week and Sophie went to see it. She made no comment about it and shared no photos of them both whatsoever!
Wringing out his sock and trainer after a work-out, although he he probably ran them under the tap.
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-86-flapz-akimbo-hes-a-dimbo-maris-is-in-limbo.42350/post-17235225
How generous that he bought a charity t-shirt.
Hardly the same as his opponent Paul Smith, who is donating all of his fight purse to charity! Who comes online and states they've bought a charity t-shirt but doesn't provide a link or say what the charity does? Him of course, the attention-seeking twat.
25/10/23
Timestamping a morning walk. How very sad.
Yet another Dermatica advert! What an utter state she looks.
26/10/23
What the hell is going on here. Is he applying contour to make himself look even more gaunt?
The 'Mother of the Year' dragging Freddie out again for yet another advert.
Hard to believe she's only 30! She looks truly shocking. You can see clearly from this photo that her hairline is receding. Most probably stress alopecia.
Still waiting for Leo's hair cut reveal.....
27/10/23
We all have to contain our excitement here.
Leo's haircut reveal. There was no evidence of a stylist doing it and it honestly looks like a DIY job. Jake wasn't even present as he was 'working' but HE had to post the photo.
Leo's hair looked no different and Jake made another passive aggressive reply to someone in the comments.
28/10/23
Even though her mother-in-law was staying for the week, Sophie and the boys went to stay with her dad (27/10). Today she posted yet another dig at Freddie which was totally inappropriate.
He honestly couldn't lie straight in bed at this point. "Breakfast every day for the last four months"...... What about the porridge advert, what about the fasting, what about the various hotel breakfasts? Idiot.
An eagle-eyed Fakey discovered that OrchardLodge House was put up for sale this week!!!!! We were all shocked to say the least as that house is Lisa's life!!!
Fighting talk from Paul Smith with a weak response from Jake. Go on Paul!!!
Link to thread post with video clip:-
https://tattle.life/threads/jake-quickenden-86-flapz-akimbo-hes-a-dimbo-maris-is-in-limbo.42350/post-17237046
29/10/23
The idiot strikes again. This time filming Freddie cooking his breakfast. "Chef Church is in the house". Obviously, Freddie is NOT Church as he has his father's surname and Freddie corrected him. Jake then shouted out "Chef
in the house", exposing his stepson's surname on social media yet again.
Sophie's Bambi and Bear collection is obviously not selling so now she's giving it away!!!
After the announcement of Matthew Perry's tragic passing today (RIP) he makes the post all about himself by saying he's "the biggest fan of Friends". Well, that's the first time you've EVER mentioned the programme.
And yet another 'giveaway'. The previous 'winner' had not even liked and commented on five of her posts as one of the Fakeys checked. What an utter scam.
30/10/23
Telling everybody he's going to be "QUITE". Quite what, an illiterate twat? It's QUIET ffs. Not that he could ever be.
31/10/23
The utter cretin doesn't even know what day it is. "Happy Monday" when it's Tuesday. Twat.
Yet another gaunt post that looks like he's filtered it to look thinner, plus the defined abs. "Disipline is key". Utterly illiterate, it's DISCIPLINE you twat.
Going to Poundland - absolutely living the dream, in another utterly hideous brand new knitwear item whilst his "wife" is still selling everything that isn't nailed down!
