Wee (
) Primm.......not a fruit or vegetable passed her mooth ever. Shite dancing. Cat owner for a week then the novelty wore aff despite the Penguin working fae home, that fuckin irks me the most, papped aff tae the mother's. Attended the gym for 2 days after January the 2nd while still ordering KFCs etc......the fuckin voice.........'right hen, up ye get', time for a piece n sausage, 10 mins later a wee snack of crisps and sweeties, lunch fae the chippy, wee Pot Noodle aboot 4, Penguin cooks up a storm in the kitchen once a week - big auld cauldron of carbonara, most nights it's a Chinese, Dominos 'cos we're lazy fat bastards - then we chill and watch aw the shite of day on Netflix. Ten oota ten, the Goochy.