The Tim Tracker #166 All I want for my husband's birthday is a Nanny

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Forest

I’m older, but we didn’t use sleep sacks after a baby could pull up. We used these fleece blanket sleepers. Until age 18 months, 2 yo max, then they got a blanket. I think the Trackers just get stuck on these things because they want their kids to sleep 23 hours a day.

 
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eatcherheartout

I am a huge introvert and have actual social anxiety to the point where I did not even have a baby shower because the even thought of being the center of attention was anxiety inducing.

I could not eat pizza or 2 hot dogs at 10:30 am. I actually don’t even like hot dogs.
Anything before 11 am is breakfast.

A little brunch would have been cute. And way more mom influencer like than a carnival. Who goes to a carnival at 10:30 am?
 
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WDWUO83

After reading about this wedding, I want to go to a nearby bar and get drunk…at 11:30 am in NY when I don’t really even drink
 
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Disscot

Kids parties in the early years are the worst. But at J$s age I would roll up and dump my kid and then ask when I was expected back to pick up. It's up to the party host to entertain them. For a 1 year old (pointless waste of money) all the parents of 1 year olds need to stay. And, I have hosted parties for my kids when they were 3/4 and didn't expect any adults to stay - I had all the games lined up and the food organised, so no need for parents to sit around eating hot dogs as, it was the children's party not an adults party. It's great when they get a bit older and you can just take them to a venue and pay for someone else to entertain them e.g. soft-play, gymnastics, soccer, climbing, trampoline, arts and crafts
 
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SunshineBoop



While looking at this screenshot posted in the last thread, the strange, small objects behind the OTT never-used grill caught my eye. Upon further inspection, I realized it's two of the fucking lemon pigs! I guess they finally got so gross, moldy, and smelly that even the Disgusting Doublemint Twins didn't want them in their nasty kitchen anymore.

I can't tell for sure in this pic if the pennies are somehow still attached to their mouths, but I'm assuming they are, since Overly Superstitious Jenn hasn't mentioned them falling out in a home vlog yet. In that case, while I don't believe in any of these stupid superstition rituals they do, I think it's HILARIOUS that the Tracker lemon pigs have held onto their pennies as long as possible in recent years. It's such a perfect symbol of how they will NEVER have the abundant prosperity and luck that they stumbled upon in the past, and you KNOW it eats Jenn alive with every week and month that passes. Add the Lemon Pig to the list of saboteurs, if it isn't already!
 
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mjm9

Re: cake smash

I’m surprised that no one has pointed this out yet.
The reason J$ & O just looked at their respective birthday cakes and didn’t “dig in” was due to the micromanagement of the sperm and egg donor not letting them use their hands to eat food and potentially getting messy.

Both concepts were foreign to the boys at exactly 12 months old.
 
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court2022

What a dweeb.



They're at Legoland and Dim made his own Lego car (because he's 5) and it made it over some ramp or something and asshole Dim just HAD to put up a number 1 like he's the best. What an immature asshole. Dude. You're not number 1. You didn't get first place in anything. You're not "the best". This is a kid's thing. So cringey.



Oh, Ginn, honey, sweetie, it's time to retire the shorts.




 
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eatcherheartout

Regarding those nasty lemon pigs, how are those not attracting fruit flies? I’m in north Florida and am currently dealing with fruit flies like crazy.
 
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Forest

I don’t know I think I might be happy to see the shorts after that dress
 
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eatcherheartout

Jenn got a video up before noon? Wow.

Tim: “As you know, we are a car family.”
Jenn: *fake laughs unnecessarily*
 
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Dillon21


I've seen Jackson use his hands to eat goldfish and other odds and ends of food.

As far as other kid stuff like making mud pies or building sand castles (I've seen Jackson make a sand castle. Meaning being wet and making sand castles and getting really sandy when wet vs. dry sand).

Even other messy food like eating pizza (I find pizza to be messy when eating with hands) or sticky food like funnel cakes or candy/caramel apples I have never seen Jackson eat at all. Yeah, I know Tim has a thing about not letting Jackson not have sugary food hence the rare times you might see Jackson have A BITE of a cookie, but not the whole thing. I get what Tim is saying. But come on, let Jackson have a full cookie not a bite once in a while.
 
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eatcherheartout

They are at a media event and couldn’t be bothered to comb Jackson’s hair. That tracks!




Speaking of that poor kids hair, Jenn really did a hack job cutting it. It’s uneven and choppy. How did she look at it and say, yeah that looks good?

 
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fiveleggedgoat

True! I also noticed they strapped Oliver in so tight into his high chair harness he could not lean into the cake to bite it. Tim did ask Jenn to loosen the straps, but of course, she wasn’t paying attention to her child’s first birthday, first birthday cake moment. At least Rosie was paying attention.
 
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No Grifters Needed

2020planner said:
I know. That just seems so odd to me. So the party was for upwards of 60 but you only set for 26? Why 26? Where did that random number get pulled from? It seems so weird to me. I agree. I think there were more like 30 people, tops.
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I also don't think that there were that many people at the party. Regardless, if you look around when Tim films the mess at the end of the party, 95% of the carnival place settings at the low (kids) table and the adult's table are untouched/unused. That means that guests did not need to sit down at the table to eat the meager finger food that they were offered and like others have mentioned, they would have been too nervous with the open pool situation to sit down and not pay attention to their children. In other words, a party fail. They rented two tables and chairs that no one used. No one is sitting down relaxing at a toddler birthday party, because unlike the hosts, the guests did not show up with someone else who was going to watch their children.
 
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Galaxyprincess

I wonder if those that showed up are telling their friends to not go to a kids party at the Bojo house because of the swimming pool situation.
 
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Dont Call Them Creators

I guess even Dim is embarrassed by his “solution” to the grill being so close to the house that he removed the fire tarp from the wall/window. This just goes to show they don’t use that outdoor area for anything.
#homemovies
 
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And Now It's Time to Splu

So when Jenbo is going on how OG loves carnival games the first thought that came to my mind was yep..O's party was definitely not for O. See the theme.

They seemed so tortured having to leave at nap time in this one. They barely even did anything in it.

Looking at the school calendar and she may have been trying to get them out since OG is going to be out of school starting Friday for Spring Break. Also, seems the school has another event scheduled for this week which I'm sure they will fail at. Oh, and picture day was also last week on O's forgotten birthday. I'm sure that they will cherish the hack job she did with his hair forever...Oh, wait the photo will probably be covered in dust since it's not on the Aura frame.
 
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