The Tim Tracker #164 If the Christmas tree was a slice of pizza, it'd be gone by now!

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The more that I think about the whole lululemon part of that vid, the more I think it was completely staged. If Tim really wanted shorts from lululemon, would he really just tell Jenn, pick me up some shorts? Size medium. Especially since Tim loves shopping and fondling merch. There's no reason why he couldn't walk into there with her and then go to M+M (store!) They literally walked right by lululemon on their ass backwards way of walking to Jock Lindsey's.

That part of the video stuck out like a sore thumb, like they had to get a mention in there because we talked about it here so much. It is interesting to me that both times they went to lululemon, neither time was filmed. At all. Nothing. No haul. No--oh those Align tanks are the greatest thing I've ever seen. The scuba sweatshirt is like no other. Just "the leggings are amazing". Which leggings, Jenn? People who love lulu are very specific about which leggings are their favorite. I'm going to say, until we see her wearing lulu, nothing she bought fit and she's just a fake lulu fan now.
 
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She bought Lululemon leggings and had to take them back because they don’t fit. She couldn’t fit her sloth-like arse into them.
 
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She bought Lululemon leggings and had to take them back because they don’t fit. She couldn’t fit her sloth-like arse into them.
I don't know how she went into a store, a store she's never shopped in before, and bought stuff without trying it on. Sizing is so inconsistent between brands. She said someone helped her determine what size she should get. I'm sure she told the person that she wore size medium Target leggings. I hate trying stuff on, but sometimes, it's just necessary. This was one of those times.

I'm not going to believe anything that specific DS lulu sells fit her body appropriately. That DS lulu isn't the greatest and I dislike the new location even more than the old spot. We'll see what she's wearing in the next vid.
 
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More like 230lbs but I digress
 
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Lucky you, having to travel all the way to VA to protest in person to this guy. What a hardship!


Look at that Tim, you have absolutely nothing to be jealous of. You're both successful independent business owners with beautiful loving wives and loving families. The only problem is that in none of your many photos can your project the inner happiness, peace and satisfaction that comes from within and reaches out through your eyes. We see you get more haggard day by day while others age like fine wine. It's a choice.
 
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It’s no wonder Dim feels so inferior that’s a lot to live up to
And it’s just out of shot but Mrs Silver Fox is wearing lululemon leggings in a size small
 
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That’s just the core list. There is another longer list that includes anxiety among other things.
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When they said she does all their returns it solidified her “anxiety” is bullshit
 
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No one sought out Jenn’s home to protest her pregnancy. Her track record with neighbors and most people is terrible and they see her for the raging bitch she is. Most likely, Jenn got flipped off and told to go suck it by a neighbor and she spun it into pregnancy hatred, because she herself was probably not happy about it.

Those tweets are so telling and terrifying.
 
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Can we just frame that quote with them on the apology couch for posterity. Change the you to we and make it a shirt?
 
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Those tweets just show her true colours, at heart she’s a nasty, nasty bitch. I’m sure there’s no connection between her non existent brain and her enormous mouth so she’s never quite sure what she’s going to say, but when you write something, you have to think about. That’s her true self, despite all the silly girly giggles and the fake affection for her kids.
 
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Right, that seemed suspicious. Lululemon has tons of different styles of shorts and he only specified the size with no other details. To be fair, "the shortest ones possible" and "the color closest to nude" might have been the defaults.
 
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Maybe am remembering wrong because it's so long ago, but wasn't she making out that it was their previous house that people were showing up too but they had already moved when the tweets went up?

Or was that the time when they were accusing the neighbours of stealing their power from the house which again they had already moved by then
 
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Who got her into this Lululemon kick? She mentioned a friend? I guess Amanda. I don’t know why she would be trying to fit into that. Seems like the least of her problems.
 
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And Lululemon itself is pretty inconsistent. I have a couple of pieces that are roughly my normal size but that dress I bought and returned was way off. I'm honestly surprised she hasn't tried Vuori mainly because they make stuff with recycled fabrics and she could get on her environmental high horse with that before proceeding to go on the boat and polluting the world as she eats shrimpies.
 
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Who got her into this Lululemon kick? She mentioned a friend? I guess Amanda. I don’t know why she would be trying to fit into that. Seems like the least of her problems.
I actually think it's the neighbor mom-friend. Amanduh doesn't seem to be the lululemon type to me. She's also a bigger girl.

In my mind, the let's get our nails done neighbor is more hoity toity where Amaduh is just trash who is easily impressed by Jenn. I think neighbor mom is the vegetarian who had lunch at the Lake Nona Wave with Jenn and got their nails done. I actually think she's the one who did the sound thing with Jenn too.
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I was thinking the same, but she wasn't pregnant in Sanford, so it may be a Mandela Effect where we're confusing the neighbor water fight with the protesting pregnancy haters locations. Too much drama with this idiots, I guess it's hard to keep track.
 
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The bullshit about people showing up at the door (and family members' doors) was at the new-at-the-time Lake Nona house, May 2019.

Water stealing (not power) was the Fall of 2018 at their house on Catalina in Sanford. I wanna say like October or so (when they weren't living there anymore - hence why Jenn messed up and wore her sunglasses on her head all throughout a vlog when they were talking about the water theft while inside their house and she seemed waaaay too chipper and they never showed anything but the bathroom - because all the other rooms were already vacant)

They had actually bought the Nona house in August, I believe, of 2018 and were still acting like they lived there until they put up the "We Moved!" vlog at the end of Dec 2018.
 
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Amanduh seems more Lularoe than Lululemon to me.
 
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Speaking of old Twitter beef with Jen, does anyone remember shortly after Armani died, they said in a vlog that someone made a Twitter account pretending to be their dead dog? I believe they disappeared for a couple days with no vlogs and that was the excuse. They were definitely in the Sanford house still so it was many years ago when I occasionally watched.
 
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