Fighting through the pizza slog with Dim and Dicky. I don't give a tit about your "sponsor" 
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Is AJ a notorious jerk to work for? I have read suggestions of that here before. Also, another burning question. On the Florida Resident Edits videos, which I LOVE, they have Michael Kay saying "Prepare your butt cheeks." What the heck was that FROM? Was he going on a water slide or something? It sends me into fits of laughing every time I hear it!
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That was Adrian from Theme Park Express who says that.
MK would never say such "bad" words on camera like "butt cheeks."
ETA: Found this for ya - (start it around 1:30 or so, then he says it)
Iām just happy they donāt acknowledge Jenn
Having one appointment or school activity can often throw their whole week off. āSorry that we havenāt posted, it was Halloween this weekā lol
"Oh, sorry guyzzzz, we had to adult this week LOL" - Ginn, probably
They are so out of touch with how the real world works, itās not even funny. Imagine taking a few days off of work because your child had one appointment. There have been times where I had to take one of my kids to an appointment and report right back to work afterwards or work half a day and then rush to an appointment due to not having enough PTO to cover the time I needed. When I was a salary employee, I still wouldnāt take the whole day off for an appointment.
Iām only going off what I saw on Dickās insta because I didnāt watch the podcast but he was expecting an announcement about the opening date of Tianaās Bayou Adventure today because it is Fat Tuesday and of course Dim was smug and sure an announcement wouldnāt happen even though Dick seemed optimistic about it. What did Disney announce today?
That it would be opening this summer.
Tim wrong about theme park news? That Tracks!
Love waking up to Tim dumping a Quail down his throat and then spitting it back into his plate, as Jen does the "Have I?" routine to make us think she's a quirky cartoon doe.
Good morning, Tattle. I hate this feast fest vlog already.
Good morning, Tattle. I hate this feast fest vlog already.
āSorry, no vid today, our mail was delivered to the wrong houseā. Queue tangent from Dim about how the mailman should be more attentive and better at his job.
Their life wouldn't be so flipped upside down by one doctor appointment or one parent teacher conference if Jenn was capable of handing ANYTHING on her own. Having raised two children, I can think of a handful of times that my husband and I both attended a doctor's appointment for our kids. It's just not necessary. I don't even think my husband could name my kids' doctors through the years or could even say which specialist doctors they've had to visit throughout their childhood, and there are many. Not because he's a terrible person, he's a wonderful father...it just isn't necessary to make an appointment an all day family affair. I would, of course, debrief him on the appointment when he got home, but we don't both need to be there. I'm a capable adult. Often, I took one kid to an appointment and he took the other one to school/picked up/watched them.
Another pro tip for you Bojos: A secret to successfully raising two children is dividing and conquering. This will never be able to happen in your family unless Jenn gets the help that she clearly, so desperately needs and gets her tit together. You were irresponsible to have two children living in the situation that you do.
Another pro tip for you Bojos: A secret to successfully raising two children is dividing and conquering. This will never be able to happen in your family unless Jenn gets the help that she clearly, so desperately needs and gets her tit together. You were irresponsible to have two children living in the situation that you do.
Waiting to hear if Tim got into the DL Halloween Races
Registration was brutal this morning!
Queue wait was over an hour for me.
(for those not familiar with RunDisney they have a random queue. So luck plays a part.)
I was registering my daughter for the Chill n Thrill Challenge, entered all the details, including my CC, hit the pay button and was then informed the challenge was sold out!
I quickly pivoted and was able to get her in the half marathon. Thank goodness.
5K & 10K sold out in less than 50 minutes
The Challenge in around 70 minutes
Is anyone here participating in the DL Halloween races?
Registration was brutal this morning!
Queue wait was over an hour for me.
(for those not familiar with RunDisney they have a random queue. So luck plays a part.)
I was registering my daughter for the Chill n Thrill Challenge, entered all the details, including my CC, hit the pay button and was then informed the challenge was sold out!
I quickly pivoted and was able to get her in the half marathon. Thank goodness.
5K & 10K sold out in less than 50 minutes
The Challenge in around 70 minutes
Is anyone here participating in the DL Halloween races?
Must be. There is even a Tattle thread for them now and it intimates that all issues come from above.
AllEars/Disney Food Blog/Cambrick Yard #1 The Real Challenges are at the Office
I was watching that last to leave challenge, where Sage was their ruler and they were only allowed a bag if carrots and like $20 to eat all day, couldn't get coffee, 3 hours of sleep etc... Like....Was that all legit? I hope it was just for the camera and they were able to eat and sleep more?
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Hi Jenn! Iāve been telling you to stop posing on Mondays to compete with the podcast. Nice job! Now, have you noticed that YouTube has a community tab? You can post announcements to your subscribers there. You could post there that thereās no new video today because itās podcast day. You can even include the link to the podcast channel! Keep up the good work! 
Well everybody called it theyāre gonna try to kiss Universal butt so they went and got Jen an annual pass again and now theyāve made a Mardi Gras Mukbang. It is true. All they do is eat eat eat
I come back to this thought all the time. Sheās never taken a child away from the house alone. Never even been alone with one or both of them anywhere other than the house or I guess a vacation house or hotel. No target runs or groceries or a haircut or a play date.
Tomorrow is Valentineās Day. She canāt even go out and get Tim (or the kids) a card or gift on her own. Itās justā¦
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Iām guessing half of Jennās editing time is carefully crafting those thumbnails so she looks like a completely different person.
Jenn is wearing a mic today. She usually doesnāt, right?
Jenn hadnāt been to Universal (other than HHN) in 2 years and they did renew her pass. Of course they renew her pass so she can go and stuff her face.
Jenn hadnāt been to Universal (other than HHN) in 2 years and they did renew her pass. Of course they renew her pass so she can go and stuff her face.
She did not just say she is a big fan of saving money. I hope FRE is all over that tit. Wow
I don't think we've even seen Tim wear that stupid mic in a long time. They look sooooooo much more important wearing them.
I've been a UOAP for 15 or so years, I love so many things about Universal....the food and specifically those food booths, aren't on that list. This might be a controversial opinion but sure, there's an occasional good thing or two but there is no food in Universal that is worth the expense of an AP. This is 1000% FOMO.
Edd-am cheese 
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