I speak for all of Ravenclaw when I say, we don’t want her. Girlfriend is a Squib and can go skulk in the dungeons with the mountain troll.Just so you remember, you're better than these people ever will be. People with illnesses who alter their appearance... we will do anything to keep our bodies a pristine healthy temple and still look like we are treating it like trash. And often we'd be ok looking like Shrek if we just FELT better. It's admirable and brave. Other people, like the Trackers, are just treating their bodies like trash and then whine when consequences of their own actions come along. That's entitled and privileged.
On a different note and back to the Spirit Jersey thing... a long time ago when I still liked these guys enough, I started noticing how the Universal content started to dip and Disney became their main focus despite Universal always seeming like their favorite park to begin with. Disney was paying their way. This assisted in my dislike for them.
They haven't given a sh*t about HHN for a while now, they haven't stepped foot in a Harry Potter anything in 84 years, they didn't do anything that I can remember for Christmas, Jen dropped her AP, they had one videl 2 weeks ago that said they were "back" there and the previous Universal vid was 3 months ago???? Epic Universe gifts a bunch of weird statues to people they deem worthy of selling the new park and BAM! "Mardi Gras is here! WATCH ME EAT MY WAY AROUND UNIVERSAL"
You watch. Now with Epic Universe coming they will go back to being Universal s l u t s. All for that inside and all so Tim can traipsing around the Ministry of Magic going "Oh there's the Minister of Magic, Cornelius Chocolate" while Jen laughs and goes, "That's sounds like Willie Wonka, haha I'm a Ravenclaw."
Jen you're not a Ravenclaw. You're more like... whatever pet one of Dudley's concussed wrestling buddies night have. Like a hermit crab maybe. And Tim, you're a straight Wormtail. I hate you
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I would honestly jump ship if I found myself on a cruise with all of them.
She IS the mountain troll. Or they were identical twins separated at birth.
Nah, the troll isn't near as lazy.
It's documented on the Wiki page at the top of the page.
I'm counting at least 9 since whenever cruising started back up after 2020. 2022 was their biggest cruising year yet.Cruises:
1. Their first comped cruise (turns out it wasn't actually their first cruise) I want to say it was on the Magic in early 2019
2. San Diego Cruise right before they went to Hawaii the first time and announced BUDDY. This one was comp'd too. It actually took out of San Diego. They did not get off of the boat. It was on the Wonder. Fun fact they act aghast how much cuntciere costs in this series.
3. Fantasy Xmas cruise one with the manny.
4. Dream Cuntciere 1 curise which was for Dim's 40th
5. Holy Covidy Cruise on the Fantasy another cunticere tsay
6. First Wish cruise around the time they found out about O
7. Halloween Cruise on the Wish
8. Xmas Cruise on the Wish
9. Fantasy Cruise in cuntciere that was with Dim's parents-pretty sure this was a 40th birthday cruise for Jenn
10. Wish three day no nanny cruise.
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I want to say that Tim has 13 (including the latest) cruises under his belt.
The platinum food bowl appeared in the Very Merrytime Nov. 2022 Wish cruise, which would be his 11th cruise.
@xmasbdaygirl, am I correct that he had to complete 10 cruises, then the next cruise would the platinum level with its benefits?
Among the benefits, Platinum members have the choice of a fruit bowl, bottle of sparkling wine or chocolates, I believe.
It’s possible that one of the two cruises scheduled for this year will qualify Sloberella and possibly Jackson for platinum level.
But I don’t track their cruises individually.
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Wasn't one of the cruises that got him speculated just to be tour of the Fantasy? Ugh, I remember how Sloberella pretended she had cruise anxiety for the first cruise and how critical they were about the food then versus now they just shove it all down.
Yeah remember her anxiety about cruising? I know @2020planner will remember, back in the Sanford house years ago there was a “vlogger or blogger cruise” they were supposed to go on. Ginn said they were gonna go bc Kayleigh was going too, but she was unsure bc of her fear of the ocean. They wound up not going bc of her anxiety. Omg someone find those vlogs.
That fruit bowl was in the room when they got there, it was not a Platinum gift, I'm guessing it was a gift from their travel agent. Tim showed us this last video exactly how the Platinum gift goes. You get a little note saying call this number to choose your gift. Platinum gifts are: the chocolate box that Tim chose, a fruit platter or a bottle of sparking wine. You also get a complimentary meal at Palo/Palo Steakhouse. There are early booking, early shore excursions, early check in perks as well.I want to say that Tim has 13 (including the latest) cruises under his belt.
The platinum food bowl appeared in the Very Merrytime Nov. 2022 Wish cruise, which would be his 11th cruise.
@xmasbdaygirl, am I correct that he had to complete 10 cruises, then the next cruise would the platinum level with its benefits?
Among the benefits, Platinum members have the choice of a fruit bowl, bottle of sparkling wine or chocolates, I believe.
It’s possible that one of the two cruises scheduled for this year will qualify Sloberella and possibly Jackson for platinum level.
But I don’t track their cruises.
You can see both gold lanyards on the couch here....the fruit platter is right by J$ hand. This is the Merrytime Wish November 2022.
This is the Fantasy in October, Da Baby's first cruise. There are 3 Gold Lanyards here, so Tim was still Gold in October 2023. This was his 10th cruise.
So, this January Wish cruise that they just took was Tim's first platinum cruise. This was Tim's 11th cruise. You have to have 10 completed cruises before you get your Platinum status. I believe Tim is one cruise ahead of Jenn, speculation is that he took a cruise with his parents back in the day on the Magic or Wonder, before Jenn. Jenn will most likely be Platinum this next cruise, which should be the Lighthouse Point/Lookout Cay whatever the heck they are calling it now.
I'll add there is no advantage of having more than one person in your room/family be platinum. Everyone in the room gets the perks. You only get one gift per stateroom, so you wouldn't get two towels, two totebags anyway. Even with the complimentary Palo, they comp everyone in your room (of age) for the meal.
Do you get a special trophy if those 10 cruises are all exactly the same ones? Or if you eat the same food on every one?
No Universal media perks is a huge comedown for the couple that featured in a Universal advert. Hilarious and well deserved.
New voog … the reticulated python is out with TrickyDicky eating all the foods at sea world festival. The way he reacts to anything with alcohol is plain weird…. He sounds offended that desserts have alcoholic ingredients. I’m not buying the “friend who gave up booze” crap. I’m going with he can’t be trusted with alcohol.
I reckon that’s why he won’t cruise non DCL too - he has issues with some kind of addictions and can’t be on a boat with drink packages and casinos. Otherwise his total offence to alcohol doesn’t make sense. And the gambling? I refer beck to the 300 bucks on scratch cards and his eagerness to do it again. Right?
I reckon that’s why he won’t cruise non DCL too - he has issues with some kind of addictions and can’t be on a boat with drink packages and casinos. Otherwise his total offence to alcohol doesn’t make sense. And the gambling? I refer beck to the 300 bucks on scratch cards and his eagerness to do it again. Right?
He doesnt know what the heck hes talking about. Ive been on DCL and Celebrity. DCL is way more expensive. On Celebrity your cuise price can include WIFI, Tips and a drink package. With DCL you pay for your cuise, tips and maybe wifi (not sure) but alcohol is not included. Now with Disney their service is top knotch so I will give them that.
I bet Sloberella was not happy about missing free food. Seriously, I'm pretty sure Dick is only be used at this point for whatever media connections he has.
Tim drank on the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser, per a TLer. (@domwood ??)
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Could it be he can't drink round the hambeast because he's a bit more loose tongued an speaks a bit more freely with alcohol? Because I'd loved to know exactly what's on his mind an what he lets loose with that slob of a useless wife
He must know deep down in some small part of himself how fking useless she is with everything in life an it also must be pissing him off she can't look after or be left alone with her own kids, maybe alcohol brings all these thoughts out his mouth?
He must know deep down in some small part of himself how fking useless she is with everything in life an it also must be pissing him off she can't look after or be left alone with her own kids, maybe alcohol brings all these thoughts out his mouth?
I know this was talked about several pages back but regarding them complaining that the stroller didn’t fit well in their room on the cruise, I wonder if they even considered bringing a smaller stroller. Oliver is at the age where he could be placed in a simple and much smaller stroller. My son was younger than Oliver when we ditched the huge bulky stroller in favor for a simple umbrella one. I did get some add ons from Amazon for cup holders and such but I don’t know why they would want to push a huge stroller anywhere if they don’t have to.
My son is 18 months old and today we went to an indoor mini golf course. He was not content to just sit in his stroller and kept saying “out out” and since we were the only ones there, we let him play around for a bit. Before the year is over, Oliver will not want to sit around in his stroller or high chair while his family has fun around him or shove their faces with food and not offer him anything. I wonder how they will spin that with the stans.
My son is 18 months old and today we went to an indoor mini golf course. He was not content to just sit in his stroller and kept saying “out out” and since we were the only ones there, we let him play around for a bit. Before the year is over, Oliver will not want to sit around in his stroller or high chair while his family has fun around him or shove their faces with food and not offer him anything. I wonder how they will spin that with the stans.
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