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Recap (re-crap):
Trackers are cruising for a bruising. I don’t have the energy to say anything more.
Trackers are cruising for a bruising. I don’t have the energy to say anything more.
I noticed in this latest voog - we saw the huge breakfast, but then for lunch we got Tim's exploration of all the available options, then cut to Jenn and Jackson in the elevator - not showing us what everyone got to eat.
Then at dinner - she showed the zoomed in entree's and put a box with the description below - but didn't talk about who got what (doesn't really matter - it was way more food than 2 people should have ordered)
But was this a coincidence? Or is she now trying to skirt over showing how much she is eating...
Hmm
Then at dinner - she showed the zoomed in entree's and put a box with the description below - but didn't talk about who got what (doesn't really matter - it was way more food than 2 people should have ordered)
But was this a coincidence? Or is she now trying to skirt over showing how much she is eating...
Hmm
TLDR: Sloberella slobs it up on the high seas.
Longer Version: Sloberella continues to fail at updating every day in January but makes sure she updates on Monday because she is petty as hell about that podcast. We are treated to a few stupid home voogs one which involved them getting their pride and joy interested in gambling by buying a ridiculous amount of scratch offs and losing-go figure. The bad parenting continues with a new cruise series where the only thing they have done is fill up Jenn's piehole and narrowly avoid a catastrophe with their youngest on the splash pad. It also seems like we have finally gotten to the point where the spandex in Lilly P has given out or Sloberella no longer cares when it comes to cruise wear.
Gif Recap:
Sloberella getting all glammed up
Dim dealing with three kids
OG Buddy
The DCL Staff
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Longer Version: Sloberella continues to fail at updating every day in January but makes sure she updates on Monday because she is petty as hell about that podcast. We are treated to a few stupid home voogs one which involved them getting their pride and joy interested in gambling by buying a ridiculous amount of scratch offs and losing-go figure. The bad parenting continues with a new cruise series where the only thing they have done is fill up Jenn's piehole and narrowly avoid a catastrophe with their youngest on the splash pad. It also seems like we have finally gotten to the point where the spandex in Lilly P has given out or Sloberella no longer cares when it comes to cruise wear.
Gif Recap:
Sloberella getting all glammed up
Dim dealing with three kids
OG Buddy
The DCL Staff
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I noticed there were salads shown at lunch when he went over the buffet. I'm guessing someone did not get a salad.I noticed in this latest voog - we saw the huge breakfast, but then for lunch we got Tim's exploration of all the available options, then cut to Jenn and Jackson in the elevator - not showing us what everyone got to eat.
Then at dinner - she showed the zoomed in entree's and put a box with the description below - but didn't talk about who got what (doesn't really matter - it was way more food than 2 people should have ordered)
But was this a coincidence? Or is she now trying to skirt over showing how much she is eating...
I think the entire day was a disaster. Despite what they said, there is no way they (especially Tim) weren't super pissed off that they were eating on the ship instead of a Cookies damn BBQ. There's no way they weren't upset about. No possible way. Tim has an orgasm every time he goes to Cookie BBQ.I noticed in this latest voog - we saw the huge breakfast, but then for lunch we got Tim's exploration of all the available options, then cut to Jenn and Jackson in the elevator - not showing us what everyone got to eat.
Then at dinner - she showed the zoomed in entree's and put a box with the description below - but didn't talk about who got what (doesn't really matter - it was way more food than 2 people should have ordered)
But was this a coincidence? Or is she now trying to skirt over showing how much she is eating...
Combine that with the bad seats at dinner and not having the most amazing interaction in the universe with Elsa and Anna...we didn't get to see much of either meal.
A content creator is sailing now and posted the diaper dash on their IG 
Meanwhile there is someone eating their feelings as she attempts to cobble the Goodbye Cruise/Sloberella and Buddy's Epic Tantrum video
That's the Fantasy.
Do you guys see what I mean? People show up to that thing! They would have been so humiliated because Da Baby would not have crawled...like most of those kids in this pic. But in Jenn's heart of hearts, she knew he would have won.
I notice that the kids in this pic are being released by their dads, being enticed to get to their moms on the other side…
Is Oliver motivated at all to get to Jenn? Methinks not!
Maybe Tim would have been the only dude at the finish line.
Just commenting on the dicky nicky having the Harry Potter merch, I’m pretty sure I remember a video where he went to the Universal Outlet sale at the park that was just for annual passholders and bought a bunch of HP stuff because it was ridiculously cheap.
It’s kind of unfortunate that Dim and Dumber booked a cruise without the diaper dash. It would have been fun to see their humiliating loss. Of course, that’s the one thing she would have edited out and they would have lied and say they couldn’t do it. And it would have been blamed on Jackson.
I figured the same thing. Such sorcery!! How can he handle Harry Potter when he can’t handle The Haunted Mansion?
I don’t want to sound like a sourpuss but what is the appeal in watching that if you don’t have children participating? I personally would find it odd to stand around and cheer for a bunch of babies I don’t know. I am asking this genuinely.That's the Fantasy.
Do you guys see what I mean? People show up to that thing! They would have been so humiliated because Da Baby would not have crawled...like most of those kids in this pic. But in Jenn's heart of hearts, she knew he would have won.
For us, we were walking to something, probably bingo or trivia and we happened upon the crowd. When there's a crowd, you want to see what's going on.
We watched from Deck 5 and it takes place on Deck 3. So we didn't specifically go to watch it, but we did stop. I think this is the case with a lot of the people watching.
I think it'd be kind of cute to watch.
Wait, is that why he said he didn't like Haunted Mansion?? If so, then there must be a whole list of attractions that go against his Christian beliefs that he shouldn't he going on.
Flying Carpets: magic
Philharmagic: sorcery
Fantasmic: sorcery (looks like sorcery and magic are a part of a lot of Disney stories)
Pirates: pillage, plunder, rifle, loot, etc.
Dinosaur & TriceraTop Spin: evolution/non-creation
I am getting bored, but I assume the list must go on and on.
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TIL spirit jersey is a brand.
So much 
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I watched the Bahamas day and saw Jenn looking Donzell’s wife up and down something fierce …so gross and rude. Take notes Jenn…that lady was put together and gorgeous. You are a disgusting, selfish, slob with an ever expanding bulbous nose and waistline. You neglect and exploit your own children in exchange for obscene amounts of food and a lazy life of luxury. Your brains are mush and your insides seem even uglier than your outsides. Hard to believe that is even possible.
What’s sad is all the babies are crawling to the moms, BBO hates her so he’d probably turn around and go back to Dim.
edit: sorry @fiveleggedgoat I just saw your post
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