She's not here to help small business!
And yet, Soda Shop Sally thought they were the second coming of Wallace and Davis and would bring business to their soda shop. I was almost ready for Dim and Jenn to start bursting into song and singing numbers like "Griters":
Grifters, Grifters
There were never such lazy grifters
Always had to have a chaperon, for sure
I'm here to keep my eye on him
Eating, sharing
Every little thing that we are wearing
When a certain Dick arrived alone
He wore the girl pants and I had FOMO
All sorts of weather
We complain together
The same in the rain or sun
Two different faces
But in the same voog
We think and we act as one... uh-huh
Those who've seen us
Know that not a thing could come between us
Many meals have tried to split us up but no one can
Lord help the grifter
Who comes between me and my dinner
And lord help the grifter who comes between me and my man
Grifter
Grifter
Grifter don't come between me and my man