The Chateau Diaries #93 They muddy the water to make it seem deep ~ Friedrich Nietzche

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    I think I am going to chose: "They Muddy the Water to Make it Seem Deep" ~ Friedrich Nietzche
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Pardon me for a second ... having a moment ....
This is my dad. He was 26 in this photo. I'm thinking of him extra today as he passed away a year ago today from COVID at 83 years old. He was a tall strong kind man. The opposite of my narc mother. As he got older in life and brought up dying, he would tell us "I'm not scared of dying, I've just never done it before." His little sneaky humor and truth combine. He said these words to my sister at the end. He wasn't scared to die, but he worried that it would be painful. In the end he chose not to go on a vent and was kept comfortable while he went from this life to the next. I miss him. I'm also so glad that at the very end he wasn't in pain and that he got to make the decision himself about how things ended (well, other than the COVID). So yeah, my dad was/is my VIP today.



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Sunday at 6:58 PM
SJ needs to tell her SS to slow down his speed of speaking if he intends to do any more daft vlogs. He speaks so fast that, I,as a native English speaker who spent a large part of my life working with non-native speakers, cannot distinguish each word he is saying. No actor worth his salt would speak like that, nor would any presenter of information. I can only assume he's so nervous that he's quaking in his boots. You would think SJ would advise him to slow down. We know she speaks quickly when she in a manic state, but she's not as fast as that. His knowledge about cutlery does not extend very far as he thinks a dessert spoon is a soup spoon. He'll need to buy some soup spoons next time he visits Emmaus. What a load of rubbish. He is like a precocious child and although he has scraped all his hair under the beanie, it does not work; it makes him look even more like a little boy as it makes his face look rounder. He needs to ditch the beanie and ask Annalise to give him a substantial haircut. What a patronising little puppet!
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@Jikki2
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Sunday at 3:30 PM
It has taken me half the day to slowly crawl through where I left off yesterday and I was not prepared for a recap but...

The last thread started only on Day 2 of Tartvent. Or is it Vlogmess? What ever it is, it feels like Christmas is vomited upon us.
Bodily fluids featured heavily on the videos and a Tartlet even asked for semen. I can't decide if that sounds so wrong that it's right.

To cover the smell, Tartlets started spraying perfumes on every other post.

Let's see what we have so far
Day 1 - Christmas vomit
Day 2 - Christmas poo
Day 3 - How to create a fire hazard in your kitchen
Day 4 - Drunken Pee-Cock tree

Squirrel boy isn't even featured that heavily on the vids and they still stink like a woodland creature.

Talking about messy looking furry creatures, Snorts' own channel has just proven that he's about as useful as a box of broken hammers. Snorty didn't even get the dig from nasty Teabag about the silver plated cutlery. Oh Snorty, you'll never have sterling silver if you're sugar mommy's Patreons don't gift it to you.

Did something else happen in the chateuverse? Biffy probably got another huge, cold and damp property to look after and to fill with useless old junk. Fix Begmania first, you kept man!

Do I even need to mention the delusions of Tatty & Silly? After one video, they've done nothing to promote their begging bowl. They claim to be business savvy but he seems as sharp as a bowling ball.

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Sunday at 8:13 PM
Gotta love that shade:

Phyllis: That's actually my favourite playing card (2 of clubs).
La Jarvis: Your favourite playing card?!
Phyllis: I don't know why.
Pathetick: 2 of spades? or is it 2 of clubs?
Phyllis: Clubs *being ignored by both of them*
La Jarvis: What is it?
Phyllis: Clubs *still being ignored by both of them*
La Jarvis: 2 of clubs.
Phyllis: Yeah *finally being acknowledged*
La Jarvis: 2 of clubs is your favourite playing card?
Phyllis: Yes.
La Jarvis: Well I learn something new about you every day.
Pathetick: Who would have thoght he had a favourite playing card. I always saw him as more of the Joker. 🤣🤣🤣
La Jarvis: You should be the Joker, shouldn't he? 🤣 🤣 🤣
Phyllis: No, but.. s... I used to play a lot s of games and cards with my grandfather.
Pathetick *interrupting Phyllis*: The one he used to keep up his sleeve...

Both La Jarvis and Pathetick have no time for him. I guess it's only a matter of time before he is given his playing card walking papers.



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As I sit in bed in my hospital room with COVID, on my 69th birthday. I’m scared I’m pissed and just don’t know what to do.
all very freaky
 
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Regarding that buying followers topic, from the last thread: I watch quite a few asian food and travel related videos. Walking through different areas, ASMR, cooking and bukkake videos. Buk.. I meant mukbang videos, sorry.

I rarely read comments, but after doing some research I noticed a very high amount of comments written in Hispanic, Latin American languages in the videos. Especially South Korean and Japanese Channels are involved.
 

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As I sit in bed in my hospital room with COVID, on my 69th birthday. I’m scared I’m pissed and just don’t know what to do.
Oh no! I'm so sorry to hear you have that nasty thing and are in hospital. Sending prayers and love. May you heal quickly. Happy Birthday too.
 
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I much prefer this table setting to his...just sayin'.....

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Day-O
Come, mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

There are a few definitions for Tallyman, but believe the American English definition is appropriate for the shittoo - when indeed is the accountant coming?

tallyman in American English
(ˈtælimən)
NOUNWord forms: plural -men
1.
a person who tallies or keeps account of something
 
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i know our Anti-Dan In-Group would have something to celebrate, but I would kindly ask everyone to make assumptions about Annalise‘s and Dan‘s relationship.
Can we also stop labelling Tattlers who are not fanning over Dan? I understand crossing the line when it comes to his relationship but anything that is said about Dan is taken very deeply and it's causing a lot of rifts.
 
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As I sit in bed in my hospital room with COVID, on my 69th birthday. I’m scared I’m pissed and just don’t know what to do.

all very freaky
Wishes for better health on your birthday...I'm so sorry you got this fucked up virus.

Day-O
Come, mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home
Come, mister tally man, tally me banana
Daylight come and me wan' go home

There are a few definitions for Tallyman, but believe the American English definition is appropriate for the shittoo - when indeed is the accountant coming?

tallyman in American English
(ˈtælimən)
NOUNWord forms: plural -men
1.
a person who tallies or keeps account of something
Hmmm....kinda like Stephanie's accountant...and perhaps the taxman!!!
 
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Regarding that buying followers topic, from the last thread: I watch quite a few asian food and travel related videos. Walking through different areas, ASMR, cooking and bukkake videos. Buk.. I meant mukbang videos, sorry.

I rarely read comments, but after doing some research I noticed a very high amount of comments written in Hispanic, Latin American languages in the videos. Especially South Korean and Japanese Channels are involved.
Mukbang...bukkake...same difference 🤣
 
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Its the afternoon here and there is another thread ! boy they go fast !

Still watching CD .... Squirrel is chopping the Christmas Tree and using Mummy's $$ China !
Fanny is in her Mothers pearls ....... Santa won't be visiting those two ! :love:
I understand Snorts not asking to use the china, no brain and all. But Stef I can't believe she is wearing her mums pearls without asking. Its not like she hasn't got heaps of her own stuff, and she knows Mummy will be pissed. Has she lost her mind?
 
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As I sit in bed in my hospital room with COVID, on my 69th birthday. I’m scared I’m pissed and just don’t know what to do.

all very freaky
So sorry to hear you are in hospital and ill on your birthday! I wish you a happy birthday despite the unhappy circumstance. I hope you are well soon!🎂
 
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As I sit in bed in my hospital room with COVID, on my 69th birthday. I’m scared I’m pissed and just don’t know what to do.

all very freaky
So sorry to hear you're ill with Covid. I wish you a speedy recovery, and that you will celebrate your 69th birthday, belatedly and properly.
 
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Watching him use hedge shears instead of one of the other two garden tools was laughable and disturbing. One snip with either of the other tools instead of hacking at that poor tree like a fool would have sufficed. Lol...it was a little mean showing him hacking at the tree like a feeble buffoon. :ROFLMAO:
Not mean it was entertaining!
 
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I just took a look at Snorts vlog from yesterday where he sets a table for late afternoon tea...it reminded me of a photo of a table in a cookbook I have from the 1960's. I'm curious as to how many viewers will stay with him past the first few vlogs. This far into his experience being behind the camera for madame, he still hasn't figured out sound levels.
I think BJJ was born to be a Butler! But is starting off as a Footman.
 
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