Congratulations @Lady Avonlea for naming the thread - 
honestly, take the crown, you're the queen of thread naming. An honourable mention goes to @StephaniesSupportConsort for thread name inspirations.
Boo hoo. Stephanie survived her Patreon review. Oh well we live to see another thread.
Most Liked Posts from the previous thread
DamoiseauC
Active member
Yesterday at 11:38 PM
Just so you know. Her Patreon is under review.
Stephanie Jarvis | Patreon
Creating videos and restoring a 16th century French chateau!
www.patreon.com
KyBourbon
VIP Member
Today at 6:08 AM
I’m back, witches! Anything happen while I was gone? Fanny in jail yet?
Tartuffe
Chatty Member
Today at 1:28 AM
TorontoGWM
VIP Member
Yesterday at 2:53 PM
As a gay man I can say this.
He’s gayer than the 2 gay men standing in front of him. He makes Richard Simmons look butch.
OhIDontKnow...
VIP Member
Tuesday at 8:56 AM
I thought just for fun I’d describe my day using Fannyspeak.
I awakened this morning to a beautiful case of arthritic hips and rolled haphazardly out of my antique carved mahogany bed with TJ Maxx linens, to find a glorious sunny day had been happening for five hours. I ran into the kitchen to make my morning coffee, whilst I yelled at my $6000 dogs to shut the duck up. After having coffee and chocolate for morning nibbles, I patiently waited to see if my body would move. After reading the New York Times, Washington Post, and the Apple News feed, I logged into Tattle to see what the witches and hags had been up to overnight.
After deciding I wasn’t going out in public with a black eye I acquired whilst stepping on a rake two days ago, I did a bit of dog petting. After two hours I realized I was fully awake and began to plan my day. I am so excited I can write again after having a trigger finger mysteriously manifest a month and a half ago. I set out to do my to do list with my newly injected thumb. It was by this time 2:30 in the afternoon. I noted the amazing beauty of the $6000 dogs and told them to shut the duck up.
Whilst I was making my to do list I noticed a pang of hunger. While I am not intermittently fasting, I decided not to eat because my beautiful creature of a husband likes to eat dinner at 10:00, and doing that will make me turn into a waddler. I went back to my to do list and found I’d already done most of it to my utter happiness. I then proceeded to shop online for my groceries on the most exquisite website, Instacart. Whilst awaiting my delivery, I opened my mail and all the lovely little parcels I purchased whilst shopping on Ambien. I could hardly remember purchasing any of them and they were all beautiful. Especially the new timer for our irrigation system.
I decided to stay in my super comfy sweatpants I had slept in, they are made by Champion. I also purchased them in an Ambien haze, they are p-heautiful!
Oh God. This toxic positivity tit is tiring. I quit.
KiKiGee
VIP Member
Today at 12:16 AM
clarissaolivier736
3 hours ago
Hi Stephanie, is there something wrong with the patrion account.
sandyrisotto
1 hour ago
Also have a problem logging in tonight.
MarilynA-km4qj
29 minutes ago
I tried this evening ~ twice!! Thinking I was doing something wrong!! It says you have been shut down!!
Toys in the attic
Chatty Member
Sunday at 8:08 PM
This new thread is a good time to make a request: If all tattlers could commit to limiting themselves to posting one photo of Philip Jansen each per day, it would certainly help my mental health. There's only some much I can stand of the sight of his lightbulb-shaped noggin.
I vote for this
. There's enough ugly in the world to go around. Yet, nothing as hideous as PhiPhi.
As always thank you all for contributing - lovely to see oldies back
Remember we have a wiki, in which we ought to document when her Patreon came under review.
Happy Tattling
honestly, take the crown, you're the queen of thread naming. An honourable mention goes to @StephaniesSupportConsort for thread name inspirations.Boo hoo. Stephanie survived her Patreon review. Oh well we live to see another thread.
Most Liked Posts from the previous thread
DamoiseauC
Active member
Yesterday at 11:38 PM
Just so you know. Her Patreon is under review.
Stephanie Jarvis | Patreon
Creating videos and restoring a 16th century French chateau!
KyBourbon
VIP Member
Today at 6:08 AM
I’m back, witches! Anything happen while I was gone? Fanny in jail yet?
Tartuffe
Chatty Member
Today at 1:28 AM
DamoiseauC said:
Just so you know. Her Patreon is under review.
Stephanie Jarvis | Patreon
Creating videos and restoring a 16th century French chateau!
www.patreon.com
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TorontoGWM said:
I’m having a wet dream and I am awake! Tell me it’s not a dream.
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TorontoGWM
VIP Member
Yesterday at 2:53 PM
As a gay man I can say this.
He’s gayer than the 2 gay men standing in front of him. He makes Richard Simmons look butch.
OhIDontKnow...
VIP Member
Tuesday at 8:56 AM
I thought just for fun I’d describe my day using Fannyspeak.
I awakened this morning to a beautiful case of arthritic hips and rolled haphazardly out of my antique carved mahogany bed with TJ Maxx linens, to find a glorious sunny day had been happening for five hours. I ran into the kitchen to make my morning coffee, whilst I yelled at my $6000 dogs to shut the duck up. After having coffee and chocolate for morning nibbles, I patiently waited to see if my body would move. After reading the New York Times, Washington Post, and the Apple News feed, I logged into Tattle to see what the witches and hags had been up to overnight.
After deciding I wasn’t going out in public with a black eye I acquired whilst stepping on a rake two days ago, I did a bit of dog petting. After two hours I realized I was fully awake and began to plan my day. I am so excited I can write again after having a trigger finger mysteriously manifest a month and a half ago. I set out to do my to do list with my newly injected thumb. It was by this time 2:30 in the afternoon. I noted the amazing beauty of the $6000 dogs and told them to shut the duck up.
Whilst I was making my to do list I noticed a pang of hunger. While I am not intermittently fasting, I decided not to eat because my beautiful creature of a husband likes to eat dinner at 10:00, and doing that will make me turn into a waddler. I went back to my to do list and found I’d already done most of it to my utter happiness. I then proceeded to shop online for my groceries on the most exquisite website, Instacart. Whilst awaiting my delivery, I opened my mail and all the lovely little parcels I purchased whilst shopping on Ambien. I could hardly remember purchasing any of them and they were all beautiful. Especially the new timer for our irrigation system.
I decided to stay in my super comfy sweatpants I had slept in, they are made by Champion. I also purchased them in an Ambien haze, they are p-heautiful!
Oh God. This toxic positivity tit is tiring. I quit.
KiKiGee
VIP Member
Today at 12:16 AM
clarissaolivier736
3 hours ago
Hi Stephanie, is there something wrong with the patrion account.
sandyrisotto
1 hour ago
Also have a problem logging in tonight.
MarilynA-km4qj
29 minutes ago
I tried this evening ~ twice!! Thinking I was doing something wrong!! It says you have been shut down!!
Toys in the attic
Chatty Member
Sunday at 8:08 PM
This new thread is a good time to make a request: If all tattlers could commit to limiting themselves to posting one photo of Philip Jansen each per day, it would certainly help my mental health. There's only some much I can stand of the sight of his lightbulb-shaped noggin.
I vote for this
. There's enough ugly in the world to go around. Yet, nothing as hideous as PhiPhi.As always thank you all for contributing - lovely to see oldies back
Remember we have a wiki, in which we ought to document when her Patreon came under review.
Happy Tattling
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